So, a crocodile walks into a bar...

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(CNN) — It sounds like the setup to a joke: A crocodile walks into a bar …

Drinkers at a watering hole in the Australian outback found themselves toasting a baby saltwater crocodile that wandered up to the pub’s door Sunday.

No one knows how the two-foot long (60 cm) crocodile ended up outside the Noonamah Tavern, located off a dusty highway about 25 miles (40 km) from the Northern Territory capital of Darwin.

But unusual creatures are all in a day’s drinking for the tavern, said bartender Leila Naray.

“We’ve had a lot of horses pop up. We’ve had cane toads, which are yukky,” she said. “We have had a big buffalo come in, wander around. There’s a photo of him with a beer.”

A couple of men brought the crocodile inside the pub, taped its mouth and Naray snapped photos.


http://cnnwire.blogs.cnn.com/2008/06/26/pub-drinkers-welcome-crocodile-into-bar/

Only in Australia. Now, I see why they call it the "outback"...
 
Dolphin said:
The bartender asked "What's with the long face?"
I'm not sure if its the fact that I haven't been sleeping well for the past few days, but that made me lol.
Hitokage said:
...and Italian Spiderman says, "Jesus Christ, a crocodile!"
Ep 4 out yet? :(
 
But...crocs can't talk! Thus begins the adventures of Croc the talking croc!

The Adventures of Croc the talking croc - Chapter 1

Croc was enjoying his day off watching Will & Grace re-runs. It was the epside in which Will and his friends Grace, Jack and Karen went to a mountain for some fun. Croc watched on as Jack continued to spout out gay memes to Karen, and started to wonder: Is my life really this empty? Why don't I have any friends? I...I don't even like Will & Grace, but I feel like I must watch it to be in tune with my sexuality.

Croc wondered, and wondered, and wondered some more. Eventually he feel asleep. Croc woke up to find himself covered in scales. Croc panicked, and looked at his hands his fingers, NO...CLAWS. Croc screamed, "I'M A CROCODILE?"

Enraged and saddended, Croc took decided to take his life, but remembered that there was one more thing he needed to do.
 
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