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So, apparently I have a terrible fashion sense.

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Memles

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The thing is...when you GET to University/College...people go to class in fucking pyjamas and style doesn't even really matter. I love that it's "Dress like College kids" and most College kids don't even give a shit.

Ah, to be young again. Go to high school, try to look cool and fit in.

One word of advice; don't let your mother literally buy your clothes with you not even there...just no. Especially since those drapes are fucking ugly. Anything involving style, pick it yourself. My style is nonexistant, so I can't offer suggestions...but at least burn the drapes.
 
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tt_deeb

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Memles said:
One word of advice; don't let your mother literally buy your clothes with you not even there...just no. Especially since those drapes are fucking ugly. Anything involving style, pick it yourself. My style is nonexistant, so I can't offer suggestions...but at least burn the drapes.
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:lol

Well actually I'm sort of an ass, since when she brings home clothes and I don't like them I tell her to return them and try again. I guess I gave up.
 
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Memles

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tt_deeb said:
:lol

Well actually I'm sort of an ass, since when she brings home clothes and I don't like them I tell her to return them and try again. I guess I gave up.
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Did someone rape you in a mall or something? Did you get mugged on a bus? It's called public transporation and a mall...and a parent's credit card. Stealing makes shopping fun, I swear.
 
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tt_deeb

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Memles said:
Did someone rape you in a mall or something? Did you get mugged on a bus? It's called public transporation and a mall...and a parent's credit card. Stealing makes shopping fun, I swear.
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I know, I just never feel like shopping!
 
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Memles

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tt_deeb said:
I know, I just never feel like shopping!
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First off...dude, are you sitting in this thread and refreshing waiting for replies or something? It's kind of creepy.

You don't feel like shopping, but feel like judging what your mother buys for you, and then giving up and taking it, but then complain about it due to peer pressure, and almost attempt to blame your mother for the issue.

YOU made those drapes, didn't you?
 
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tt_deeb

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Memles said:
First off...dude, are you sitting in this thread and refreshing waiting for replies or something? It's kind of creepy.
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For the last few minutes, basically, I don't feel like doing homework.

You don't feel like shopping, but feel like judging what your mother buys for you, and then giving up and taking it, but then complain about it due to peer pressure, and almost attempt to blame your mother for the issue.
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I don't blame my mom. Most of the time I don't care what I'm wearing. I haven't thought about it until the last few weeks that maybe I should try wearing different clothes.

YOU made those drapes, didn't you?
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No!
 
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pjberri

Crotchety Old Man
tt_deeb said:
:lol

Well actually I'm sort of an ass, since when she brings home clothes and I don't like them I tell her to return them and try again. I guess I gave up.
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I bet you're a real lady killer.
 
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Jim Bowie

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BlackStallion, I usually try to refrain from insulting anyone, but you are the biggest fucking asshole ever. Why are you such a prideful bastard? This kid is asking for help, and all you do is mock him. Seriously, man, shut the fuck up. Please.
 
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Pochacco

asking dangerous questions
High School kids are hilarious.
I think, at that stage of life, kids are often really self-conscious. So they try to fit in and feel important by draping themselves with labels. Not like that stops in college...it's just...most people don't really care all that much. It's more casual.

Hey, if you're happy and your friends really don't give a shyt, then wear whatever you want. Who cares? They're just clothes.

....but still, you're 16. Your mom shouldn't be the one buying all your fricking clothes. Even if you don't really care what you're wearing, you should at least try to develop your own sense of style. It's a part of growing up.
 
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White Man

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Oh man, Black Stallion is one of the most hilarious posters here. I'd totally hang out with him. That swank minivan would be killer cool to hang out in between Saturday night arson fests.
 
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Dan

No longer boycotting the Wolfenstein franchise
MrAngryFace said:
I dunno, black stallion isnt high on my list, but olimario is equally annoying.
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I'm still trying to figure out why he was unbanned.

And yeah, Black Stallion has issues. He's either a complete arrogant asshole in real life, or an extremely annoying joke account.
 
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Lathentar

Looking for Pants
Jim Bowie said:
BlackStallion, I usually try to refrain from insulting anyone, but you are the biggest fucking asshole ever. Why are you such a prideful bastard? This kid is asking for help, and all you do is mock him. Seriously, man, shut the fuck up. Please.
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Don't worry about it and just read this nice post from Black Stallion...

I hate High School...
It sucks. So so bad. I never get the girls I want. I don't get the grades I want. I have to answer to dumbasses every day. I get very little respect from my age mates (only from fucking underclassmen, who seem to think I'm some sort of living legend or something) Shit. This is what being middle class must feel like. Fuck this shit. No way in hell am I living like this as an adult. No fucking way.
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http://forums.gaming-age.com/showthread.php?t=22826
 
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Jak140

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Please, nobody stop BlackStallion. He's probably the most unintentionally hilarious poster ever. :lol :lol :lol
 
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etiolate

Banned
tt_deeb, you got too much blue there. Try a red hoodie with the blue jeans or black cordurouy with that fleece. I don't know if the fleece works that well though. It sort of has an track n field look to it, but the fabric texture is quite fuzzy. Track pants with white stripes down the side might do the trick for that fleece. Either black or dark blue.




I am so gay.
 
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psycho_snake

I went to WAGs boutique and all I got was a sniff
:lol at tt_deeb and blackstallion

Is it just me or is blackstallion so full of himself?

tt_deeb, I couldn't actually find it funny that your mom buys your clothes...thats just sad, especially at 16. Look, go down top a sports shop and buy this:

muh-nistelrooy.jpg

:p

Just wear what you like, If you're comfortable with what you wear then stick with it. I seriously do suggest that you go and do some shopping yourself though:p
 
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Lyte Edge

All I got for the Vernal Equinox was this stupid tag
:lol This thread is comedy GOLD.

tt_deeb, if you're actually NOT joking:

Mommy should have stopped picking out your clothes for you years ago. Just go shopping by yourself and pick out what *YOU* like, fuck anyone who tells you to dress a certain way. "The college look?" Around here, that means wearing a cap and some clothes from Old Navy or Abercrombe and Finch and dressing exactly like the other thousands of guys out there that all end up looking exactly the same. Yay. Way to be expressive.
 
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miyuru

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Stallion you think you're unique?

You definitely have to get your head out of your ass. Lose the ego, Jesus...
 
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Musashi Wins!

FLAWLESS VICTOLY!
miyuru said:
Stallion you think you're unique?

You definitely have to get your head out of your ass. Lose the ego, Jesus...
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Weren't you signing glamor shot like photos of yourself and posting them before?

I KEED!!! Stallion makes me laugh, let the ego unwind itself.
 
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Lyte Edge

All I got for the Vernal Equinox was this stupid tag
The Black Stallion said:
And you wear genaric tight clothes with designes stolen from 40 years ago. The difference is, people ASK me how I look so damn good. I stand out. In a good way mind you. You, well, blend in. You're just another Abercrombie tool. Another face in the sea of faces.
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:lol :lol
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:lol
 
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demon

I don't mean to alarm you but you have dogs on your face
Blackstallion, you dress like you threw on some random shit from the Gap. Not that you dress badly, but shit, there's nothing special about the way you dress, so stop acting as if you're worthy of blind imitation. And for fuck's sake, CAN YOU GO ONE THREAD WITHOUT FINDING AN EXCUSE TO POST PICTURES OF YOURSELF?

And seriously homez, I can't wait for you to grow into your clothes.
 
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SatelliteOfLove

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miyuru said:
Stallion you think you're unique?

You definitely have to get your head out of your ass. Lose the ego, Jesus...
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It made some people laugh, so I'm cool with him; like a latter day "Ladies' Man" if Tim Meadows gave up the spot.
 
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Dan

No longer boycotting the Wolfenstein franchise
SatelliteOfLove said:
It made some people laugh, so I'm cool with him; like a latter day "Ladies' Man" if Tim Meadows gave up the spot.
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Except without the ladies...
 
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Incognito

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The Black Stallion said:
Ahahahahahhaha, dude. Individuality? Every other "Jugalo" and their cousin rocks those T-Shirts. Fleece is so 1998 it's not funny. Old Navy killed them with their "Tech Vests." I know style... I have the pics to prove it:

caravanman.jpg


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hitit.jpg


It ain't bragging if it's true.

Basically, do your best to dress like I do, and you'll look good. Or you can do something else, it takes a bit more work. That is, work out. Focus on the abs, pecs and arms, particularly the biceps. If you work those out enough, you don't HAVE to wear shirts. It's awesome. I'm almost there, I've increased in mass since the "Oh Canada" picture.

Basic Protip: Brown/tan/white calls for brown shoes, which also calls for a brown belt. Use black shoes/black belt for darker outfits. NEVER EVER wear brown shoes and a black belt vice versa. That can ruin your day.

Good luck, judging from your discription and the other people giving you advice, you'll need it! :lol

Protip2: Don't listen to Olimario or Lonestar (Incognito) they have already displayed that they have cookie cutter Abercrombie fashion sence. It's pathedic. :D
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I wear shirts that are more expensive than your entire GAP/Old Navy collections, Jefro. You lecturing people on "style" is like Christina Aguliara preaching to kids on MTV about abstinence -- it's funny and wrong at the same time.
 
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beerbelly

Banned
Just be yourself, who cares what others think. The last thing you want is to let your clothes change your personality.
 
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Incognito

Troll
Futhermore, Da'Smellest, I'm pretty sure that even my hats costs more than the wardrobes your mother manages to find for you sifting through the local thrift store. Also, I haven't shopped at Abercrombie in ages, but I'm guessing that's your thing since you can't seem to stop mentioning the place.

tt_deeb, if you really want some nice clothes, just go to Abercrombie, or BR, or GUESS one afternoon and fucking shoplift. It's not hard and you can make out like a fat rat. My brother and I perfected the technique during our HS years(not that we do it anymore).
 
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Ninja Scooter

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wear whatever the hell you feel comfortable in. Who cares? There isn't ONE particular style or trend that is gonna get you attention/popularity/women or whatever the eff it is you are seeking. You can have the most expensive and trendy clothes on the planet, but it dont' mean shit if you don't have self confidence, while at the same time, plenty of people can get laid wearing the shit you are wearing in those pics (maybe not top of the line poon, but poon nontheless).
 
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Incognito

Troll
Good point, Ninja. This is also highlights yet another flaw in Da'Smellest's line of thinking: Apparently, he's the top dog at his school with his oh so cool fashion sense, yet Don Juan can't snare a girl?

Funny.

Keep on believing you've got the looks the ladies like, Da'Smellest; I guess there's another reason why the only poon you've had is the poon you sprang from.

:lol :lol :lol
 
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Donkeypuncher

Banned
The Black Stallion said:
Or you can do something else, it takes a bit more work. That is, work out. Focus on the abs, pecs and arms, particularly the biceps. If you work those out enough, you don't HAVE to wear shirts. It's awesome. I'm almost there, I've increased in mass since the "Oh Canada" picture.
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If "mass" means looking like a darker version of Shawn Bradley and weighing a buck ten, then more power to you.

P.S. You are the "before" pic in the workout program at the gym. Guys like you is the very reason that shirts were invented.
 
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adam20

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someone post the matlock fashion thread! I want to see what all the hoopa is about. yes I did just make up a new word. Dont like it? too bad
 
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iapetus

Scary Euro Man
Incognito said:
I wear shirts that are more expensive than your entire GAP/Old Navy collections, Jefro.
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So the more expensive clothes are, the more stylish you look? Got it.
 
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Manabanana

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MrAngryFace said:
I think the fact that you pose in your pictures shows what kind of person you are.
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I also wonder who takes these pictures.

"Mom, hold my camera. I'm gonna go look hard by your van."
 
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