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So, apparently I have a terrible fashion sense.
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You know, everything about this picture is irritating - from the tacky decor, cheap plastic plants and dodgy masks to that gormless expression on your face. The way you're standing, it looks as though a rod has been shoved up your arse. And it doesn't help that you possess the fashion sense of a 50 year old. You look like my father.
This thread isn't funny. It's tragic. You're drowning (in a fetid shithole of your own making, mind), and instead of helping, we're all laughing at you.
:/
Fresh Prince
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Woah that's the coldest thing anyone has said about TBS in this thread.Lara said:
You know, everything about this picture is irritating - from the tacky decor, cheap plastic plants and dodgy masks to that gormless expression on your face. The way you're standing, it looks as though a rod has been shoved up your arse. And it doesn't help that you possess the fashion sense of a 50 year old. You look like my father.
This thread isn't funny. It's tragic. You're drowning (in a fetid shithole of your own making, mind), and instead of helping, we're all laughing at you.
:/
That being said what do you suggest we wear (I 'think' I know what's in) but from a presumably female standpoint?
Lara said:
You know, everything about this picture is irritating - from the tacky decor, cheap plastic plants and dodgy masks to that gormless expression on your face. The way you're standing, it looks as though a rod has been shoved up your arse. And it doesn't help that you possess the fashion sense of a 50 year old. You look like my father.
This thread isn't funny. It's tragic. You're drowning (in a fetid shithole of your own making, mind), and instead of helping, we're all laughing at you.
:/
:lol
So true...
As for why the administration and other posters continue to indulge his rampant exhibitionism, I'd imagine it has to do with the old adage: "give him enough rope to hang himself".
Late Stage Marxist
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Black Stallion is hilarious. Fuck the haters! :lol
Brian Fellows
Pete Carroll Owns Me
TBS is my hero. I will give my life for him. I am ready to follow Sir.
Mike Works
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I think it's just you dudepsycho_snake said:
That's the first time in a long time I've let out an unexpected laugh.demon said:
:lol This thread demands to be archived.
To the original poster:
Yeah you're mom, god bless 'er, doesnt have good taste. Tell her you need new clothes and ask for money to go get them, and try some shopping for yourself, buying the stuff your mom probably would have bought is normal, after a few trips you'll be buying stuff you actually want. Dont let the clowns round here dictate what you wear.
To the original poster:
Yeah you're mom, god bless 'er, doesnt have good taste. Tell her you need new clothes and ask for money to go get them, and try some shopping for yourself, buying the stuff your mom probably would have bought is normal, after a few trips you'll be buying stuff you actually want. Dont let the clowns round here dictate what you wear.
There's no point in showing you pictures or outfits. Fashion is a very personal thing. Some people like tight clothes, some like them loose. Some like wearing expensive clothes, some buy them from thrift store.
Flip through some men's magazines and visit some stores and see what the mannequins and guys in the posters are wearing to get an idea of what you might like.
There are a few basic rules -- match your shoes and your belt, no white socks with dark-colored shoes, shirt and shoes don't have to be the same color, wear clothes that fit, but it's mostly up to what you want to wear. Personally, i wear clothes that are a little fitted or loose, but never tight or baggy. No jewelry. No sports wear (jogging pants, jerseys, etc.) or anything with a name emblazened on it, unless it's small.
Above all, you have to be comfortable in what you wear, and be confident that you look good in it.
Flip through some men's magazines and visit some stores and see what the mannequins and guys in the posters are wearing to get an idea of what you might like.
There are a few basic rules -- match your shoes and your belt, no white socks with dark-colored shoes, shirt and shoes don't have to be the same color, wear clothes that fit, but it's mostly up to what you want to wear. Personally, i wear clothes that are a little fitted or loose, but never tight or baggy. No jewelry. No sports wear (jogging pants, jerseys, etc.) or anything with a name emblazened on it, unless it's small.
Above all, you have to be comfortable in what you wear, and be confident that you look good in it.
Lara said:
You know, everything about this picture is irritating - from the tacky decor, cheap plastic plants and dodgy masks to that gormless expression on your face. The way you're standing, it looks as though a rod has been shoved up your arse. And it doesn't help that you possess the fashion sense of a 50 year old. You look like my father.
This thread isn't funny. It's tragic. You're drowning (in a fetid shithole of your own making, mind), and instead of helping, we're all laughing at you.
:/
:lol
I like her. I think she'll fit right in here.
MrPing1000
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:lol great thread
Duck of Death
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:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
The Black Stallion rules!
The Black Stallion rules!
Donkeypuncher
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The Black Stallion said:
Da Lamest.
You look like that skinny guy from that Jeffersons show, but he had more style.
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Folder
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The Black Stallion said:Ahahahahahhaha, dude. Individuality? Every other "Jugalo" and their cousin rocks those T-Shirts. Fleece is so 1998 it's not funny. Old Navy killed them with their "Tech Vests." I know style... I have the pics to prove it:
It ain't bragging if it's true.
Basically, do your best to dress like I do, and you'll look good. Or you can do something else, it takes a bit more work. That is, work out. Focus on the abs, pecs and arms, particularly the biceps. If you work those out enough, you don't HAVE to wear shirts. It's awesome. I'm almost there, I've increased in mass since the "Oh Canada" picture.
Basic Protip: Brown/tan/white calls for brown shoes, which also calls for a brown belt. Use black shoes/black belt for darker outfits. NEVER EVER wear brown shoes and a black belt vice versa. That can ruin your day.
Good luck, judging from your discription and the other people giving you advice, you'll need it! :lol
Protip2: Don't listen to Olimario or Lonestar (Incognito) they have already displayed that they have cookie cutter Abercrombie fashion sence. It's pathedic.
Funniest post ever, ever, ever.
I have just had to sit on the floor.
I am broken with hillarity!
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
imastalker co.
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Lara said:
You know, everything about this picture is irritating - from the tacky decor, cheap plastic plants and dodgy masks to that gormless expression on your face. The way you're standing, it looks as though a rod has been shoved up your arse. And it doesn't help that you possess the fashion sense of a 50 year old. You look like my father.
This thread isn't funny. It's tragic. You're drowning (in a fetid shithole of your own making, mind), and instead of helping, we're all laughing at you.
:/
Personally, I think that's the most stylish outfit out of the 3 he posted. The last one is a disaster, and the first one is so..."uneventful". I don't see how a black leather jacket on a pair of beige baggy pants qualify as a clothing style worthy of imitation..hanging around minivans in the middle of winter alone, however, now that's something.
The Black Gelding
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tt_dweeb... you have yet to thank me for the makeover. Tsc tsc.
To you both, and all the other haters out there, I'm going to take a cue from the Jigga man and:
Fuck the haters...
And with that, I'm out. Peace.
:lol
Didn't your mother tell you to be quiet when grown' folk are talking? Little boy, lend me your ear. You know, people pay over $50 a cup for cave bat guano coffee. That doesn't change the fact that they are still drinking flying rat shit. If you can understand what I'm getting at, then you are capable of a higher level of cerebral activity than I previously thought.Incognito said:
Woah, loosen up. $5 says you're the ugly, mean, and overall meanspirited lady that acts pissy tward everyone and has ZERO sense of humour (which is abundant in this thread by the way, just look at tt_dweeb's pics) because you aren't good looking. That's not my fault. Blame the LORD, or your parents for making the mistake to procreate.Lara said:
You know, everything about this picture is irritating - from the tacky decor, cheap plastic plants and dodgy masks to that gormless expression on your face. The way you're standing, it looks as though a rod has been shoved up your arse. And it doesn't help that you possess the fashion sense of a 50 year old. You look like my father.
This thread isn't funny. It's tragic. You're drowning (in a fetid shithole of your own making, mind), and instead of helping, we're all laughing at you.
:/
To you both, and all the other haters out there, I'm going to take a cue from the Jigga man and:
Fuck the haters...
And with that, I'm out. Peace.
:lol
Donkeypuncher
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Ahhhhh, pink. That explains it.
Ninja Scooter
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who is this Jigga Man and why does he karate chop people?
Donkeypuncher
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teiresias said:
But he's working out dude, he's a tank! Anyhow, some guys can wear pink and pull it off without looking gay. Unfortunately, The Black Stallion isn't one of them.
ArcadeStickMonk
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Fresh Prince
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I know that...do you think guys should dress like Inc? :lolLara said:
enjoy bell woods
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Ikenna is a genius.
Hmm, this has been a rather entertaining read.
As for advice, just wear what you think is comfortable and "fits" with you. What I wear 90% of the time is a t-shirt of a band I like (yes, Tool is one of them) or some just a plain kickass shirt (like Al Bundy's "Polk High 33"). A usually white, black or red longsleeve beneath that with matching sneakers and just dark blue "dirty" jeans.
G-Star has been my brand for the last 7 years or so. The Radar Low Loose is my poison nowadays
As for advice, just wear what you think is comfortable and "fits" with you. What I wear 90% of the time is a t-shirt of a band I like (yes, Tool is one of them) or some just a plain kickass shirt (like Al Bundy's "Polk High 33"). A usually white, black or red longsleeve beneath that with matching sneakers and just dark blue "dirty" jeans.
G-Star has been my brand for the last 7 years or so. The Radar Low Loose is my poison nowadays
Riskbreaker
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luxsol said:
I believe the official site of nun-bush
Manabanana
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hXc_thugg said:
I can never find 'em long enough :\ If I could find some that were long enough I'd be sportin' the girl pants.
SatelliteOfLove
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Lara, you, I'm afraid, are wrong. This thread is DAYUMM funny. :lol
i'm not criticizing, but i'm just curious... why do men wear girl's pants? Most of the pants i've seen for girls in casual browsing are the kind that are tight on the ass and thighs, areas i could focus on if i want, but choose not to. Add to that that they're usually tight, and that would be a problem for me.hXc_thugg said:
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