Duck of Death
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OK, so I finally got around to playing Super Mario Sunshine. The game has been trashed by many people here, so I'm happy to report that the game wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be.
It was still very bad in some areas, though.
First, the good: platforming joy in SOME levels. I can't recall all of their names, but some of the platforming in the worlds is incredibly fun. The windmill world, Noki Noki Bay, the harbor, and the amusement park are all entertaining. Some of the warp zones are also fantastic. The playable Yoshis are delightful. Although most of the game was good (and great at some points), there were still some areas of poor quality.
One world in particular is downright awful. It is the one with the beach and the hotel. What in the hell was with those damn hotel missions!? EVERY one of them (except the warp zone) was horribly designed. What were they thinking!? Why am I navigating a retarded maze in a hotel that looks like ass and I can't see shit when I should be taking Yoshi and jumping and eating and killing things!? Why is the King boo such a little bitch? Why am I still doing chores for this shiftless hotel manager!? These levels offer NO challenge, only FRUSTRATION.
Speaking of frustration, I was surprised by how easy and non-frustrating the camera was. Sure there were parts where I wish the designers had fixed the camera at an optimum position, but overall it worked well. Controls were great as well, although there were a few instances where Mario would be jumping backwards instead of turning around and jumping.
Graphics and sound offer nothing exciting, although a few of the songs are catchy and I am impressed by the endless view offered in the game.
I finished the main "story" game with only 64 shrines, and I have no intention of finding the rest. The game was fun while it lasted, but the promise of more ridiculous frustration keeps me from completing the game. With Metroid Prime 2, Halo 2, GTA: San Andreas, and the rest of this year's deluge of gaming greatness, Super Mario Sunshine can take a seat.
A fun game, but flawed: 7.8/10 (THAT's RIGHT, I PULLED IT OUT BITCHES!!)
Oh, and as far as the story:
It was still very bad in some areas, though.
First, the good: platforming joy in SOME levels. I can't recall all of their names, but some of the platforming in the worlds is incredibly fun. The windmill world, Noki Noki Bay, the harbor, and the amusement park are all entertaining. Some of the warp zones are also fantastic. The playable Yoshis are delightful. Although most of the game was good (and great at some points), there were still some areas of poor quality.
One world in particular is downright awful. It is the one with the beach and the hotel. What in the hell was with those damn hotel missions!? EVERY one of them (except the warp zone) was horribly designed. What were they thinking!? Why am I navigating a retarded maze in a hotel that looks like ass and I can't see shit when I should be taking Yoshi and jumping and eating and killing things!? Why is the King boo such a little bitch? Why am I still doing chores for this shiftless hotel manager!? These levels offer NO challenge, only FRUSTRATION.
Speaking of frustration, I was surprised by how easy and non-frustrating the camera was. Sure there were parts where I wish the designers had fixed the camera at an optimum position, but overall it worked well. Controls were great as well, although there were a few instances where Mario would be jumping backwards instead of turning around and jumping.
Graphics and sound offer nothing exciting, although a few of the songs are catchy and I am impressed by the endless view offered in the game.
I finished the main "story" game with only 64 shrines, and I have no intention of finding the rest. The game was fun while it lasted, but the promise of more ridiculous frustration keeps me from completing the game. With Metroid Prime 2, Halo 2, GTA: San Andreas, and the rest of this year's deluge of gaming greatness, Super Mario Sunshine can take a seat.
A fun game, but flawed: 7.8/10 (THAT's RIGHT, I PULLED IT OUT BITCHES!!)
Oh, and as far as the story:
I thought it was awesome that FLUDD died in the end. Too bad he somehow got resurrected.
Stupid douche :lol
Stupid douche :lol