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[DJ_Tet]

Damn she's sexy. Her profile pic this month shows how sexy she can be. I just want one full-body pic. I think she's a shy B-cup, but she could easily be a C or a D cup. I've got to know for sure, and where she lives, cause I'm in love with her (even if she's a pathetic A cup). Please Jennifer, take heed on a pathetic fan and get in touch with someone who may actually care and love you

 

[john tv]

I get angry e-mails from Jennifer every month. I'll sell you an original for $10 if you want!

 

[DJ_Tet]

At this point I'd almost be willing to pay you. She's reviewed Eye-toy games without showing her shape. I doubt I'll get anything from my subscription from EGM. What other choice do I have?

 

[Bobety]

I asked this in the thread about her on the old GAF, but i forgot the answer, so i'll ask it again,

who the fuck is Jennifer Tsao?

 

[DJ_Tet]

some cute random reviewer for EGM

 

[jiggle]

 

[hobbitx]

She looks kinda cute in those EGM stills every month, but I saw her on G4 once giving an interview in motion where you could see her whole face and not from some angle and she looked pretty nasty. Maybe that was just one of her bad days or something.

*doubt it*

*edit* ^^^yep it wasn't!

 

[DJ_Tet]

She looks kinda cute in those EGM stills every month, but I saw her on G4 once giving an interview in motion where you could see her whole face and not from some angle and she looked pretty nasty. Maybe that was just one of her bad days or something.

*doubt it*

*edit* ^^^yep it wasn't!

Disregard this poster's view. I think you are cute as hell Jennifer. I'd love to see more pics of you, and I bet you've got a nice damn body as well!

 

[Bobety]

...eww, thats a really bad picture...

 

[jiggle]

...eww, thats a really bad picture...

Yeah it is. But it's the only one I found.


At least it's better than this.......:

 

[bjork]

It's also better than picturing any combination of those people having sex with one another.

 

[DJ_Tet]

It's also better than picturing any combination of those people having sex with one another.

If one of those peeps was Jennifer Tsao, I'd take my chances

 

[Seth C]

If one of those peeps was Jennifer Tsao, I'd take my chances

You're a Duke fan, so I already knew you didn't have taste, but this has gone too far.

 

[DJ_Tet]

hah go jack off to your flat chested ashley judd whore

 

[Belfast]

Yeah it is. But it's the only one I found.


At least it's better than this.......:

Looks like Opa's family.

 

[Bobety]

hah go jack off to your flat chested ashley judd whore

heh, you haven't even seen Tsao's body right? so how do you know shes not a flat chested whore?

 

[jiggle]

 

[DJ_Tet]

heh, you haven't even seen Tsao's body right? so how do you know shes not a flat chested whore?

Good point. I'd LOVE to know one way or the other

 

[Bobety]

that looks a bit better, but probably just because the photos blurry. but wait, isn't she supposed to be asian? with a name like Tsao i expected her to be

 

[DJ_Tet]

Could someone post a pic of her in her bra?

 

[Error Macro]

Jennifer Tsao
Electronic Gaming Monthly
Jennifer Tsao is managing editor for the leading multi-platform videogame magazine, Electronic Gaming Monthly. She appears regularly on CNN's Headline News and Paula Zahn Now, and she recently provided expert commentary for MTV's "Ultimate Video Game Countdown."

Hmm, really?

 

[Teknopathetic]

DJ_Tet...you're scaring me.

 

[Bog]

Maybe it's actually Will Ferrel (as Harry Caray) saying all this.

 

[BuddyC]

This entire thread is scaring me. Regardless of her chest size, like the lot of you can afford to be picky.

 

[Spike Spiegel]

Mary Kate?

 

[Wario64]

I remember the old thread on old GAF. People thought she was asian. Haha.

 

[border]

Yeah, I always imagined some Japanophile nutball at EGM hiring her just after seeing her last name on the application and thinking "Woohoo asian!", and then being really disappointed when a white girl showed up.

If I were her, I would try creating my own special poultry recipes, so I could create a dish and call it Jen Tsao's Chicken.

 

[chespace]

c'mon guys, show a little respect/restraint.

she's half-chinese, btw. And if you haven't already noticed in the actual magazine, all the "Japanophile nutballs" at EGM have left.

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http://chespace.1up.com

 

[Schmo Florez]

It looks better in motion.

 

[Fifty]

Deja vu.

 

[MrSingh]

c'mon guys, show a little respect/restraint.

she's half-chinese, btw. And if you haven't already noticed in the actual magazine, all the "Japanophile nutballs" at EGM have left.

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http://chespace.1up.com

wow! I'm half chinese too.

sometimes.

 

[MC Safety]

I remember Jennifer from such magazines as Next Generation. No woman like her for appreciating the intricacies of 1942 (the arcade version).

Don't be jerks, kiddies. She's a lovely person, and entirely too good for you.

 

[mightynine]

If I were her, I would try creating my own special poultry recipes, so I could create a dish and call it Jen Tsao's Chicken.

I deem this comment the highlight of the thread.

 

[Amneziak]

I usually don't post negative remarks about women I don't stand a chance with, but I don't find her attractive at all. EGM's previous asian girl (name?) was far prettier.