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for a career i'd choose Cult Leader or Criminal Mastermind

as for an objective i choose Widespread Misery

HERO TYPES (AND HOW TO THWART THEM)
Angry Cool Guy: Another hero that pops up everywhere these days is the angry cool guy. These gritty anti-heroes spell nothing but trouble and can usually be identified by their leather jacket, thick scar and three day growth of beard. They are generally known for their antisocial behavior, often getting into fist fights and barroom brawls for no good reason. Unfortunately, they also tend to do the right thing in the end, despite their contempt for the rules and "rebel without a cause" attitude. Don't even try to covert them, as nothing bring them more pleasure than giving a villain his due.

"I smolder with generic rage."

My lair...? This is a hard one. Can't go past the Medieval Castle but been a fan of Angel makes the Giant Corporate Tower appealing.

Evil Henchmen - Which one is right for you?

Robot Warriors, Computer Programmers, The Undead, The Religious Right... they're all great choices. I'd be going with the Religious Right though, considering recent events.

Fashion for the Evil Doer had me rolling. Brain in the jar or intelligence transferred to a computer would be my picks though.

Check VIII - Make your own Evil Plan. It generated this evil plan for me.

Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first seduce a senator. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, terrified by your arrival. Who is this unholy menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a brain in a jar?

Stage Two

Next, you must seize control of the White House. This will all be done from a corporate tower, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will gibber like madmen, as countless hordes of the religious right hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must reveal to the world your corporate takeover, bringing about the return of the antichrist. Your name shall become synonymous with fear, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.

 

[Powdered Toastman]

And don't forget: http://www.chaosmatrix.org/library/humor/evilovl.html (very old, but still funny)

 

[COCKLES]

And don't forget: http://www.chaosmatrix.org/library/humor/evilovl.html (very old, but still funny)

Haha. I actually thought of most of those when watching the Stargate 'Threads' episode this week. Especially when Anubis summons B'all before him and then...let's him live so he can witness Anubis's final victory.


11. I will be secure in my superiority. Therefore, I will feel no need to prove it by leaving clues in the form of riddles or leaving my weaker enemies alive to show they pose no threat.

 

[Saturnman]

I'd be a cult leader or a tyrant.

 

[Axsider]

7. When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him. No, on second thought I'll shoot him then say "No."

:lol :lol

 

[Guzim]

61. If my advisors ask "Why are you risking everything on such a mad scheme?", I will not proceed until I have a response that satisfies them.

:lol :lol :lol

 

[Saki]

And don't forget: http://www.chaosmatrix.org/library/humor/evilovl.html (very old, but still funny)

:lol :lol :lol