Someone just keyed my car.....

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Since this thread has gone off on such a tangent, I ask that a MOD go ahead and lock this thread. I got some good tips I am going to investigate. Thank you to the people who gave me some serious replies.
 
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Shawnwhann said:
Stating that I am a Christian should imply that I have some standards about how I live my life. I believe in virtue, ethics, morals, and helping people whenever I can. I am thinking someone should not mess with my car because I did not and do not do anything to provoke such vindictive actions. Do not assume to know my reasoning and making yourself look foolish
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If you talk like that in public, it wouldn't surprise me if a couple people wanted to mess with you.

Maybe they were some New Testament thugs and weren't going off the "eye for an eye" thing.
 
I am still wondering how Jesus keyed your car without being caught. It's as if he had the perfect getaway...

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Willco said:
I am still wondering how Jesus keyed your car without being caught. It's as if he had the perfect getaway...

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I seriously have tears in my eyes right now trying to hold in my laughter.
 
Damn, I was just going to post that I didn't want to leave work because I'm afraid the thread will be locked by the time I get back to a computer.

*I have no idea what you're talking about*
 
After reading a few more of your posts, I could understand why someone would key your car........no matter how ****ed up I think doing such a thing would be......I can see it happening to you, especially if you talk down to people like this in real life thinking your 'god fearing' ass is better than everyone else.

oh and lol @ thread
 
EternalDarko said:
After reading a few more of your posts, I could understand why someone would key your car........no matter how ****ed up I think doing such a thing would be......I can see it happening to you, especially if you talk down to people like this in real life thinking your 'god fearing' ass is better than everyone else.
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:lol reminds me of the smug episode of South Park I saw lastnight. :lol
 
EternalDarko said:
After reading a few more of your posts, I could understand why someone would key your car........no matter how ****ed up I think doing such a thing would be......I can see it happening to you, especially if you talk down to people like this in real life thinking your 'god fearing' ass is better than everyone else.
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i keyed ur car lol
 
Shawnwhann said:
I am not going to be driving around with some POS doors from some junkyeard that do not even match my car. I am concerend with who did this but I live in an apartment complex with 100 other tenants, and it is impossible to find out who did it.

When I see people with keyed cars I automatically assume it is because they are a bad person. It is kind of ironic that this would happen to me. I am a God fearing Christian man that tries to live by ethical and honest standards, and I do not have any enemies I can think of. I try to stay away from the drama, but apparently it has found me. This sucks.
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OH SHIT, LOOK OUT IT'S JESUS!!!

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"And I will strike down upon thy doors with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my good name! AND YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME IS THE LORD... WHEN I LAY MY VENGEANCE UPON THEE!"



"Jesus, NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
 
The OP can't be serious. As soon as I read "I'm a god-fearing Christian man..." my computer sent up about 10 red flags alerting me of a possible joke thread.
 
Shawnwhann said:
Since this thread has gone off on such a tangent, I ask that a MOD go ahead and lock this thread. I got some good tips I am going to investigate. Thank you to the people who gave me some serious replies.
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If my car was keyed in that fashion I'd just tell everyone they're pinstripes. It seems a cheaper option.

<-- Also, Jack Black could've repelled the demon forces that keyed your car, but where was Jebus when we most desperately needed him?
 
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