Someone just keyed my car.....

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AdmiralViscen said:
He didn't wear it like a badge, and he didn't say that. When asked if he'd done something to piss someone off, he said that he "lived by ethical and honest standards," which happened to include an adherence to the parts of the Bible that stress good treatment of your peers.
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Could you sugar coat that mf'er any more? o_O
 
Shawnwhann said:
I am a God fearing Christian man that tries to live by ethical and honest standards, and I do not have any enemies I can think of. I try to stay away from the drama, but apparently it has found me. This sucks.
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well your god failed to protect your car. RECONSIDER YOUR LIFE!

edit: what, PAGE 5! I'm late with the funny :(
 
PuertoRicanJuice said:
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Jesus is so old use backup tape you n00b.
 
Master_Shake_05 said:
Could you sugar coat that mf'er any more? o_O
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Could you shit on a guy for no reason any more? I really don't see what makes him a mother****er. I'd only be sugarcoating if he had actually done something wrong. Alleged smugness on a message board doesn't really count.

This topic had a purpose.

dem said:
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The best of the bunch finally makes an appearence! :lol :lol
 
I think the OP's only mistake was taking all this so seriously. It's a message board. On the internet. And its not that GAF is godless, because I didn't get shit for my Lent thread.

This thread is definitely comedy gold. Archive ftw!
 
A couple of kids im friends with walked around the neighborhood and slashed a bunch of tires when they were drunk. they always do dumb shit but theyre cool.
 
I love how this thread still has some serious discussion after 40 "JESUS LOL" pictures.

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
 
:lol :lol :lol I have not seen this thread since my last post yesterday. I'm glad you guys continued. :lol This thread is great.

Shawnwhann
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:lol
 
ralphwiggum said:
It is a very sound theory, and it does apply in this case as it is theory ground in linguistics (ie. Text, speach, language). Sure you've acknowledged that good people come from all backgrounds, however that doesnt change the fact that you have set yourself up a binary opposition by positioning yourself as a 'god fearing christian'. This is fair enough, thats your faith, and im not going to argue that. It could be right, it could be wrong. The IMPORTANT fact that i am stating is, by claiming this christian position, you have created an opposing postion "non-christian". By claiming the virtues of 'good' as christian, you instantly impose the negative thoughts of 'bad' to those that are "non-christian".

As Nerevar states, saying you're a "moral person" carries a whole different meaning, both explicitly and implicitly, than saying you're a "Christian" and assuming that makes you a moral person.
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But doesn't that whole idea rely on the assumption of the other person? You assume the person is stating this as 'good' and the 'only good', when the person never states that. To just imply something is good does not imply it is the only good.
 
There are some awesome Jesus pictures in this thread! :lol :lol :lol :lol

This one however:

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just heads and tails above the rest.
 
gblues said:
For crying out loud, you guys asked him if he had any enemies and he asserted his innocence based on his faith. Then you guys spent like 2 pages making fun of his faith.

Assholes.

Nathan
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Yeah, but it doesn't even make sense. No one should hate him because he loves Jesus? Jesus, with enough enemies that they crucified him? Okay then.
 
Seth C said:
Yeah, but it doesn't even make sense. No one should hate him because he loves Jesus? Jesus, with enough enemies that they crucified him? Okay then.
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He's lucky he got crucified or Shawnwhann would have had to beat him up for keying his car.
 
Good news guys, I found a reasonable price for fixing my car earlier this morning. It was my eighth quote, but persistence obviously pays off. Instead of paying the $1200-$1800 I was being quoted everywhere, I found a good looking body shop to do it in 2 days for $520 out the door. They even have their own rental cars they offer at $25 a day. My father and girlfriend are offering to help foot the bill. I will likely decline as the cost is managable, but I feel blessed to know I have such unbridled support.

Special thanks to the gentlemen that stood up for my perspective, and thank you to the individuals that contributed ideas that had substance (In agreement and disagreement). Hope all of you have a good weekend. :)
 
perplexcity said:
This thread was never derailed. It was created as it was meant to be.
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"How do you know?"

"Because we are still alive."

Shawnwhann said:
Good news guys, I found a reasonable price for fixing my car earlier this morning. It was my eighth quote, but persistence obviously pays off. Instead of paying the $1200-$1800 I was being quoted everywhere, I found a good looking body shop to do it in 2 days for $520 out the door. They even have their own rental cars they offer at $25 a day. My father and girlfriend are offering to help foot the bill. I will likely decline as the cost is managable, but I feel blessed to know I have such unbridled support.

Special thanks to the gentlemen that stood up for my perspective, and thank you to the individuals that contributed ideas that had substance (In agreement and disagreement). Hope all of you have a good weekend. :)
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What kind of warranty do they put on their work?
 
Shawnwhann said:
Good news guys, I found a reasonable price for fixing my car earlier this morning. It was my eighth quote, but persistence obviously pays off. Instead of paying the $1200-$1800 I was being quoted everywhere, I found a good looking body shop to do it in 2 days for $520 out the door. They even have their own rental cars they offer at $25 a day. My father and girlfriend are offering to help foot the bill. I will likely decline as the cost is managable, but I feel blessed to know I have such unbridled support.

Special thanks to the gentlemen that stood up for my perspective, and thank you to the individuals that contributed ideas that had substance (In agreement and disagreement). Hope all of you have a good weekend. :)
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...lol
 
Shawnwhann said:
Good news guys, I found a reasonable price for fixing my car earlier this morning. It was my eighth quote, but persistence obviously pays off. Instead of paying the $1200-$1800 I was being quoted everywhere, I found a good looking body shop to do it in 2 days for $520 out the door. They even have their own rental cars they offer at $25 a day. My father and girlfriend are offering to help foot the bill. I will likely decline as the cost is managable, but I feel blessed to know I have such unbridled support.

Special thanks to the gentlemen that stood up for my perspective, and thank you to the individuals that contributed ideas that had substance (In agreement and disagreement). Hope all of you have a good weekend. :)
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Yay. This thread was on it's last string but now we have more stuff to make fun of!
 
Shawnwhann said:
Good news guys, I found a reasonable price for fixing my car earlier this morning. It was my eighth quote, but persistence obviously pays off. Instead of paying the $1200-$1800 I was being quoted everywhere, I found a good looking body shop to do it in 2 days for $520 out the door. They even have their own rental cars they offer at $25 a day. My father and girlfriend are offering to help foot the bill. I will likely decline as the cost is managable, but I feel blessed to know I have such unbridled support.

Special thanks to the gentlemen that stood up for my perspective, and thank you to the individuals that contributed ideas that had substance (In agreement and disagreement). Hope all of you have a good weekend. :)
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LOL
 
Shawnwhann said:
My father and girlfriend are offering to help foot the bill. I will likely decline as the cost is managable, but I feel blessed to know I have such unbridled support.
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See, it's stuff like the aforementioned statement that made us poke fun of in the first place. What does that have anything to do with your car story?

Again, it comes off as cocky and inane.

I LOL at jesus and my dad just paid for my air conditioner to get fixed last month. How do you explain that?
 
perplexcity said:
See, it's stuff like the aforementioned statement that made us poke fun of in the first place. What does that have anything to do with your car story?

Again, it comes off as cocky and inane.

I LOL at jesus and my dad just paid for my air conditioner to get fixed last month. How do you explain that?
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It will fall out of your window on top of your head while you work in the yard :/


RIP dude :(
 
Shawnwhann said:
I did not ask. :( What is considered a good warranty on a paint job?
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no clue, but sometimes it can take over six months to show up if it's a bad job. Good example would be the I think it was 1996 Mazda MX-6. If you see one riding around it will likely have cloudy blotches all over. It was a massive error that Mazda did not issue a recall for or offer a fix. Took 6 months to a year to show up in some cases. People were pissed.
 
Shawnwhann said:
Good news guys, I found a reasonable price for fixing my car earlier this morning. It was my eighth quote, but persistence obviously pays off. Instead of paying the $1200-$1800 I was being quoted everywhere, I found a good looking body shop to do it in 2 days for $520 out the door.
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Here is Jesus trying to force the salesman into a better price. It's a combination of Jedi and Vulcan techniques. (Hey we don't STEAL from other religions, we only BORROW bits and pieces and make it ours.)
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Shawnwhann said:
I did not ask. :( What is considered a good warranty on a paint job?
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I honestly don't know but I think you should look in to it, I'd be hoping for at least a multi-year if not a lifetime warranty. I don't know if that's realistic or not.
 
Master_Shake_05 said:
It will fall out of your window on top of your head while you work in the yard :/


RIP dude :(
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Dude it's a real air conditioner, not a window mount. I have cheated Jesus yet again!
 
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