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[TheInfamousKira]

So I was minding my business, just running errands, and out of the darkness (fucking Winter) some dude just spawns out of atoms and says "Hey, good evening!"

Fuck. Right. Off.

Good? I'd like to see you walk a mile in MY bullshit, you pompous, arrogant, religious zealot.

And evening? FFS, not everyone is living in Christian United States of make believe! It's not evening everywhere, you xenophobic Bible thumping excess on the toilet paper after you get done beating off.

Being the cool, normal guy that I am nearing my 50's, I tipped my fedora at him and told him "It can't rain all the time," which were the words of the only preacher I listen to, Father Brandon Lee.

Mother fucker acting like we all have all the time in the world to just stand around wishing each other well in a Bible Black Christian Circle Jerk Jackoff Competition. He made me late to my monthly listening party of Marilyn Manson's Antichrist Superstar.

Thoughts? What does GAF think?

 

[Esca]

Wtf is your problem

 

[analog_future]

 

[navii]

Hey, good evening!

 

[Deleted member 1159]

This is definitely thread worthy

 

[Synless]

Mental illness is real right?

 

[Mossybrew]

OP thought this was a real clever bit but I don't think it's working.

 

[TheInfamousKira]

OP thought this was a real clever bit but I don't think it's working.

And that is why you fail.

 

[daffyduck]

 

[yet_another_alt]

I hope you have a blessed evening.

 

[Dr.Guru of Peru]

Fucking cringe man. Is an F minus a thing? Because that's what I'd give this low effort shit.

 

[TheInfamousKira]

Fucking cringe man. Is an F minus a thing? Because that's what I'd give this low effort shit.

Low effort and you can't even get an avatar set up, my dude?

POOR PERFORMANCE INDEED, CHRIS

 

[Darkmakaimura]

 

[TheInfamousKira]

Mental illness is real right?

No, it's Moon Landing tier.

 

[01011001]

So I was minding my business, just running errands, and out of the darkness (fucking Winter) some dude just spawns out of atoms and says "Hey, good evening!"

Fuck. Right. Off.

Good? I'd like to see you walk a mile in MY bullshit, you pompous, arrogant, religious zealot.

And evening? FFS, not everyone is living in Christian United States of make believe! It's not evening everywhere, you xenophobic Bible thumping excess on the toilet paper after you get done beating off.

Being the cool, normal guy that I am nearing my 50's, I tipped my fedora at him and told him "It can't rain all the time," which were the words of the only preacher I listen to, Father Brandon Lee.

Mother fucker acting like we all have all the time in the world to just stand around wishing each other well in a Bible Black Christian Circle Jerk Jackoff Competition. He made me late to my monthly listening party of Marilyn Manson's Antichrist Superstar.

Thoughts? What does GAF think?

relatable, I too hate people!

 

[Patrick S.]

qué

 

[TheInfamousKira]

qué

Well, you see, I was out and about, minding my Own business, running some errands, when some guy fucking appears out of nowhere, just spawns out of atoms, and-

Ah ah ah

You almost got me.

 

[Patrick S.]

Well, you see, I was out and about, minding my Own business, running some errands, when some guy fucking appears out of nowhere, just spawns out of atoms, and-

Ah ah ah

You almost got me.

 

[HAYA8U5A]

 

[Spukc]

You need a twitter handle sir

 

[NecrosaroIII]

You should have offered to shake his hand, then spat in it.

 

[TheInfamousKira]

You need a twitter handle sir

I'm thinking @therealadamsessler

 

[Spukc]

I'm thinking @therealadamsessler

I said sir and you didn't explode.
Maybe not

 

[poppabk]

You can't do a parody thread weeks after the original thread. You shouldn't do parody threads at all, but if you have to they need to be at least timely.

 

[TheInfamousKira]

You can't do a parody thread weeks after the original thread. You shouldn't do parody threads at all, but if you have to they need to be at least timely.

Hey, now, he made another one.

 

[Rentahamster]

I understood that reference.

But now I don't want to.

 

[BadBurger]

Well, I mean, after midnight I greet strangers by pulling down my pants and meat spinning so this is pretty tame in comparison.

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

So I was minding my business, just running errands, and out of the darkness (fucking Winter) some dude just spawns out of atoms and says "Hey, good evening!"

Fuck. Right. Off.

Good? I'd like to see you walk a mile in MY bullshit, you pompous, arrogant, religious zealot.

And evening? FFS, not everyone is living in Christian United States of make believe! It's not evening everywhere, you xenophobic Bible thumping excess on the toilet paper after you get done beating off.

Being the cool, normal guy that I am nearing my 50's, I tipped my fedora at him and told him "It can't rain all the time," which were the words of the only preacher I listen to, Father Brandon Lee.

Mother fucker acting like we all have all the time in the world to just stand around wishing each other well in a Bible Black Christian Circle Jerk Jackoff Competition. He made me late to my monthly listening party of Marilyn Manson's Antichrist Superstar.

Thoughts? What does GAF think?

Are you a Wyman IRL? That would explan it

 

[TheInfamousKira]

Are you a Wyman IRL? That would explan it

Of course I'm a Wyman. I have tots and a virginia.

 

[Coconutt]

Hey! Good evening.

 

[Valedix]

We know OPs Kryptonite now

 

[Lasha]

Have a blessed evening.

 

[bitbydeath]

I get the feeling people don't talk to each other in the US….

 

[PSYGN]

Days like these...

 

[ChorizoPicozo]

sleep well this night, good man.

 

[TheInfamousKira]

sleep well this night, good man.

Blessed day to you, I'll hold the door next time I see you.

 

[GHG]

 

[JimmyF]

Cool story, so did you suck his dick afterwards?

 

[AJUMP23]

Good afternoon as well to you sir. I appreciate a good parody thread.

 

[just_some_nut]

 

[TheInfamousKira]

Hurray! I thought that was gonna be a vague one.

 

[Astral Dog]

im literally shaking right now

 

[Trogdor1123]

Just tell him to have a blessed day. That will show them

 

[Hoppa]

Goodness! And in the year of our Lord 2023 no less. You would have been in your right mind to smack him right in the snout!!

 

[just_some_nut]

Hurray! I thought that was gonna be a vague one.

Emphasis on "MY" nailed it

Working a tourettes guy reference into daily life is good for the soul

 

[El Pistolero]

This is what happens when you keep the joint for far too long...Time to pass it around...

 

[Toons]

Its one of those evenings eh

 

[OZ9000]

So I was minding my business, just running errands, and out of the darkness (fucking Winter) some dude just spawns out of atoms and says "Hey, good evening!"

Fuck. Right. Off.

Good? I'd like to see you walk a mile in MY bullshit, you pompous, arrogant, religious zealot.

And evening? FFS, not everyone is living in Christian United States of make believe! It's not evening everywhere, you xenophobic Bible thumping excess on the toilet paper after you get done beating off.

Being the cool, normal guy that I am nearing my 50's, I tipped my fedora at him and told him "It can't rain all the time," which were the words of the only preacher I listen to, Father Brandon Lee.

Mother fucker acting like we all have all the time in the world to just stand around wishing each other well in a Bible Black Christian Circle Jerk Jackoff Competition. He made me late to my monthly listening party of Marilyn Manson's Antichrist Superstar.

Thoughts? What does GAF think?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

 

[Patrick S.]

I'd get tested for Covid now if I were you!

 

[Mohonky]

Resetera thread? Resetera thread.