I love this film with all of my heart, but I can definitely see why people would think it's stupid. But they should think it's stupid because they don't like the direction, not because they think it isn't well put together.
I hate the movie, but I don't think it's stupid at all. I can appreciate the style and what they were going for, it just doesn't work for me. It fell super flat. But it was a unique approach, and I can appreciate the effort. I just don't want to ever watch it again.
Just watched this again last night after my initial viewing about 4 years ago.
This movie is amazing. I love how they cut from scene to scene (guy is talking in a room, someone he's talking about pans across the screen and suddenly you are in the middle of an action packed race)
They crammed as much story as they could and still had room for tons of action. At the start of the movie they tell you the whole story of Speed's brother and his growing up while a race is going on. They tied it all together very well. I also loved how they introduced the villain racers in short 10 second clips in the middle of the race.
The visuals are amazing. The colors and vibrant, the effects work very well and the tracks and locations are very imaginitive. At one point I turned to my wife and said "dude this is amazing looking! How do they do this!?"
The characters hit all their spots from the cheesy 60s cartoon.
The movie had really good emotional scenes and was a lot deeper than just racing to win. Very funny as well "I'm gonna send him some Chim Chim cookies!"
They did an amazing job with Speed Racer and I can't imagine anyone doing it better. To those who don't like this movie, what were you expecting from it? And you have no soul.
Most of the reasons why you like it are the reasons why I hate it. The cutting from one scene to another in just a few seconds completely ruined any immersion, it never left me any time to soak any of it in. It was far too much of an ADD directorial style to work for me. I hate Armageddon for the same reasons: the camera never sits still, every scene is a 2 second shot of something so overwhelming that you can't take it all in. The movie is just a run on montage of little scenes strung together to make a super fast paced narrative. The viewer is never given any time to appreciate or process any one scene. Speed Racer made me feel the same way.
While you love that they crammed so much story into little 10 second parts in the middle of a race, I felt that it was overwhelming and distracting. It was too much too fast. I never had time to feel any of it. The little clips took me right out of the moment of the race.
I do agree with you that the visuals were fantastic. But they were also fantastic in Star Wars The Phantom Menace. Yet, that movie sucked, even with all of its awesome effects and visuals, simply because it had no story and emotion behind them. Great effects need substance to give them any real weight. Lord of the Rings did that combination extremely well. Speed Racer fell flat for me for the same reason SW Ep1 did. The effects just couldn't save it from being a jumbled incoherent mess.
I also agree with you that the characters were written well and the actors did a great job, it's just that the relentless pace and hyperactive directing ruined it all for me.
Now, what would I have done differently? How would I have made the movie better? This won't be popular with the GAF Speed Racer Defense Force, but sure, I'll bite.
I would have made the movie more realistic. I would have used less effects for physical objects and more real sets. I would have had a physical Mach 5 in real car races, and not made it all CG and green screen stuff. I would have certainly toned down the ADD pacing / scene switching. I would have made it less like a live action cartoon and more real, given it more substance, given the situations more weight, made everything more tangible. I would have actually allowed the audience to relate, connect, and feel what was going on, rather than just bombard them with psychedelic blasts of special effects and impossible situations that were so incredibly unbelievable that all meaning was lost in them.
I can't relate, enjoy, or even process this movie the way it is now (yet I love the original cartoon), and I'm betting that most people couldn't. GAF seens to have a high percentage of people who love and adore it, but in real life I've never met ONE person who liked it at all. Some of my friends outright hate it vehemently. And when I ask why, the answer is always because it was too over the top, too ridiculous, too much too fast. It's also how I feel too.
All IMHO, of course.
