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Splatoon |OT2| Prepare to Dye

I guess it's fine I couldn't get it, I need to stop playing for today anyway.

I can't believe I never made it above Toasty all day. Just had some of the worst matches I've played so far
 
I guess that was for that midair snipe. =( Heh. GG. Going to the movies now. =D
There was a roller that was really laggy for most of the game. =(
 
I eat chargers for breakfast with my 92. They are too slow. I just swim around to dodge while I wait for them to shoot. The only time this fails is against high latency players because you can't trust their laser sight.

Even on Mall they are in range of the 92.
I'm trying to figure out how to beat someone with a weapon that doesn't exist but I can't figure it out. You must be pretty pro!
 
Perfect placement for this post.

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Not as good as that fairy odd parents meme, but close enough.
 
Super satisfying end to my games earlier.
Teamates farting around on Kelp Dome, rollers sitting in our base for some reason, no pushed made at all.

So I mount the offensive myself and wipe the entire enemy team with a well timed/aimed inkzooka and ninja squidding like goddamn John Clambo.

THIS GAME IS BLISS.
 
Super satisfying end to my games earlier.
Teamates farting around on Kelp Dome, rollers sitting in our base for some reason, no pushed made at all.

So I mount the offensive myself and wipe the entire enemy team with a well timed inkzooka and ninja squidding like goddamn John Clambo.

THIS GAME IS BLISS.

Clambo. Brilliant.

Yeah, this is honestly one of the most mechanically deep shooters I've played in a long time, and it is just a joy to play.
 

This image almost perfectly describes an encounter between Red and I on Blackbelly where he does his Tower Jump of Death, only I have a fully charged Squiffer aimed right at his face. =D That is now burnt into my brain, so I may try drawing it. Too bad the next 4 encounters had me failing to hit him. He wrecked me later that match. I think he might still be salty at the denial. =P
 
Super satisfying end to my games earlier.
Teamates farting around on Kelp Dome, rollers sitting in our base for some reason, no pushed made at all.

So I mount the offensive myself and wipe the entire enemy team with a well timed/aimed inkzooka and ninja squidding like goddamn John Clambo.

THIS GAME IS BLISS.

I always get the feeling I should be making more use of the Inkzooka when me and 2-3 of my teammates get wiped out on one.
 
Absolutely abysmal night, was doing just fine in ranked until I got into turf war.

15 loss streak.

But hey, at least I made it to level 20. I also realized how much I hate Port Mackerel.
 
Sorry for the terrible quality, but:

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The way that first inkling dances, it's too much. I burst out in laughter every single time I see it. Bring on the Splatfests!
 
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