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I think I've seen the next level of roller lag. Killed a roller in Arowana mall. Leave to go cover ground and splat elsewhere. Then I randomly explode and it tells me the roller who is now freshly respawned killed me from across the map lol.

I guess that worked out real well for me since I got to live much longer.
 
I have to admit I went 0-7 yesterday with the aerospray because I had some vendetta with an ultra good charger player and I couldn't stop trying to beat him instead of just painting, made up for it the next game and went 10-2 though lol
 
Oh god I keep immediately activating my special thinking it's Echolocator and forgetting it's Inkstrike

Doing that in the middle of a firefight means I'm dead

Haha nothing more satisfying than killing a dude with a rocket on their back before they can launch it!
 
See, this is the kind of thing that kills me XD

I have easily the top pre-bonus score. What were lewis and mario doing?!!
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Got to remember what that the target audience starts from 7 (at here in UK), and not everyone has the same level of skill or attention span.

I often play this with my 7yr old daughter who loves multiplayer, but at that age she isn't the most skillful nor necessarily concentrates on splatting people all the time. :)
 
Got to remember what that the target audience starts from 7 (at here in UK), and not everyone has the same level of skill or attention span.

I often play this with my 7yr old daughter who loves multiplayer, but at that age she isn't the most skillful nor necessarily concentrates on splatting people all the time. :)

That's true, and a good thing to point out. Thanks for the perspective. Keep her playing! :)
 
Feels great to be 3 seconds away from winning the last game to A-, only to lose it and proceed to drop down to where i started today. Such bummer. :l
 
I'm sorry if this is a bit off topic, but I have a question about the amount of bandwidth Splatoon uses. I only got the game the other day and when I played online my roommate complained that the internet went really slow for him, which doesn't happen with most other games. That isn't too bad (I can just play when he isn't around), but this got me thinking that because the game is constantly uploading/downloading the ink position data in addition to all of the player data, a single game of Splatoon must be using a huge amount of bandwidth.

We're on a fairly limited broadband plan and I just wanted to know if anyone had any data on roughly how many MB a standard match of splatoon uses (combined upload/download). If it's too high I may stop playing until we can afford a better internet deal. Thanks to anyone who has any information on this!

what I can tell you is that the game requires a rather good connection to run smoothly. When I play TF2 or LoL with people from the US I'd get a ping of around 120 which, ya know, isn't exactly good but still decently playable. In Splatoon I experience a constant delay of every action that gets slightly better or worse depending on the other players, I strongly suspect my ping is probably way above 200 in this game

e: just got a double kill with the Sprinkler, how
 
Against all odds I've made it to A Rank.
I probably could have coasted to A+ if I had stayed in the lobby I was in. I was easily the best person in the room.. which usually doesn't happen.

Japan is going to squid slap me back to A-, or even B+ when they get back.
I just know it.

Gonna enjoy it while I can.
Japanese Splatfest ends in 10 minutes.
Sooner than I had even thought!
Please be gentle, Japan.
 
what I can tell you is that the game requires a rather good connection to run smoothly. When I play TF2 or LoL with people from the US I'd get a ping of around 120 which, ya know, isn't exactly good but still decently playable. In Splatoon I experience a constant delay of every action that gets slightly better or worse depending on the other players, I strongly suspect my ping is probably way above 200 in this game

e: just got a double kill with the Sprinkler, how

Yo! GAF has someone who has somewhat worse lag than you. =P Jump scares for everyone!
Mostly me.
Why am I awake at 2:19 in the morning?
 
Wish Nintendo could exclude those DC, 4 vs 3, 1 vs 4 battles in the final results. There's some big issue that many teambread having 1 vs 4 battle against teamrice.
 
Yo! GAF has someone who has somewhat worse lag than you. =P Jump scares for everyone!
Mostly me.
Why am I awake at 2:19 in the morning?

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e: just got a double kill with the Sprinkler, how
I've died to sprinklers many times as a roller. It's usually because I try to take it out in style and it backfires on me because I got too close, other times it's well placed and I can't aim if my life depended on it.
 
Yesterday a Gold Dynamo user who blew up an Inkstrike in my face tea-bagged me. Then I killed him 3 times and returned the favor. What is this game doing to me? XD
 
What?!

TeamRice only have 57.3% and TeamBread is 42.7%, I thought it's like 80/20 or something.

I believe it calculates a mean average for each team? So it doesn't really matter if one outnumbers the other 4 to 1, just the average skill of each player.

I believe it calculates a mean average for each team? So it doesn't really matter if one outnumbers the other 4 to 1, just the average skill of each player.
Brain fart. Of course, thanks!
 
So if you want to play many matches during the Splatfest, you should vote for the team that you think will get the least number of players?
 
I believe it calculates a mean average for each team? So it doesn't really matter if one outnumbers the other 4 to 1, just the average skill of each player.

That's not the case here, total matches teamrice played will be the same with teambread, no need to average anything.
 
Yesterday a Gold Dynamo user who blew up an Inkstrike in my face tea-bagged me. Then I killed him 3 times and returned the favor. What is this game doing to me? XD
It's too bad the Booyah (or, Nice, etc) command can only be heard by your own team.
I'd love to use that to rub it in some peoples squidding faces.

I used to spam that sometimes until my friend told me I was just standing there. He knew what I was doing, though. Haha.
 
It's too bad the Booyah (or, Nice, etc) command can only be heard by your own team.
I'd love to use that to rub it in some peoples squidding faces.

I used to spam that sometimes until my friend told me I was just standing there. He knew what I was doing, though. Haha.

Just imagine this game had gestures like DS/Bloodborne or the Wii U had a messaging system with randoms. The hate mail would be unreal.
 
I believe it calculates a mean average for each team? So it doesn't really matter if one outnumbers the other 4 to 1, just the average skill of each player.


Brain fart. Of course, thanks!

They wouldnt need to. They are basing it on percentage of games won, and each game was rice team vs bread team. The rice team having more people just means that those people were idle waiting for matches. HOWEVER, the wiki says that the splatfest winner is determined by both the winrate and the popularity of each team, with the winrate worth double. Given this, the winrate of bread needs to be >54% for them to win. IMO it should be 3x weight.
 
Melon pan is best
 
Winning or losing by 0.1% is going mental.
I really love the music in Splatoon. It just add so much more to this game.
What a great gem it is.

I only need the squid and girl inkling amiibo, already got the boy one.
 
Who can I add to help join gaf games? The spreadsheet has way too many people and I don't know who's active and who isn't.
 
I don't particularly care about winning or losing in Turf War and definitely don't care if someone on my team is scoring very low or has a low KDR in matches. I just hope those people (likely to be kids) are having fun playing because that is the most important thing overall.
I do wonder how it's possible to be in B+ and to get scores like 0-10 and why are people like that on my team.
Maybe they are trying new weapons or are just having an off-match.
 
I don't particularly care about winning or losing in Turf War and definitely don't care if someone on my team is scoring very low or has a low KDR in matches. I just hope those people (likely to be kids) are having fun playing because that is the most important thing overall.

Maybe they are trying new weapons or are just having an off-match.
It sounds like you care and are just telling yourself this to cope with some loss lol, kinda weird your just saying this out of nowhere
 
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