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Doing pretty bad point score wise today but I'm practicing some team support stuff that seems to be paying off big.

Also lmao this person Leah is teabagging/squidkidding me every KO they get.
 
Doing pretty bad point score wise today but I'm practicing some team support stuff that seems to be paying off big.

Also lmao this person Leah is teabagging/squidkidding me every KO they get.

Indeed. Dat CoD culture man :lol

edit:
She was in a random game I played earlier doing it. Thought it was funny when she killed me and was doing while the match was ending and they lost.

Xeteh, that person is still playing with us because I joined you just as you left :lol
 
Doing pretty bad point score wise today but I'm practicing some team support stuff that seems to be paying off big.

Also lmao this person Leah is teabagging/squidkidding me every KO they get.

She was in a random game I played earlier doing it. Thought it was funny when she killed me and was doing while the match was ending and they lost.

Indeed. Dat CoD culture man :lol

edit:

Xeteh, that person is still playing with us because I joined you just as you left :lol

Lol, my bad. I can play a few matches.

How the hell do you teabag in this game? o_O

Spam the left trigger.
 
TEAM DOGE!!
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How do that lobby counter work? It seems to move randomly up to 200 most of the time, while the list of opponents remains static?
 
Lol, my bad. I can play a few matches.

It's cool man, join us if you wanna ;)

That tactical bubbler when GWX closed in on me for the kill was soooooo good.

Also I fucking did WORK in that Mall match. :lol

My sister was playing that match (actually, the last 4 ones), and I saw that :lol

And no, I'm just saying that to make it less satisfying for you guys, she's actually playing :)
 
That's not Splatoon's fault at all. This week was E3 week. All communities wane a bit in the face of E3 hype and coverage.

While true, other games are bouncing back, but Splatoon is hanging down at its all-time lows sadly. Still, here's hoping Splatfest is a hit. Eagerly awaiting this one.
 
Been lurking this thread forever and decided it's finally time for me to post. Firstly, I love this game. Haven't been this hyped over a world and set of mechanics in quite some time. Second, I'm really surprised how hyped I am for the splatfest tomorrow, even though I really shouldn't be playing this game as much as I am right now. Gotta do my part for Team Dog. Third, I finally broke B rank, I'm so happy ;_;

Squid on, my brothers and sisters.
 
-should start a thread about how Nintendo don't let me upload youtube videos of my matches-

Tbh I really want Youtube uploads for Splatoon. I want to record those times when I completely fuck over the enemy team.

Splatoon popularity crashed and burned this week on Twitch. Hope they can get back up to their former levels with the Splatfest this weekend and the new level tonight. Was really cool seeing this game embraced by a different sort of gaming culture.

Not really the game's fault, just a product of E3.

Wait, US gets the splatfest tomorrow? Will you guys be cut off from global matchmaking?

Yep. Have fun playing with Japan.
 
Tbh I really want Youtube uploads for Splatoon. I want to record those times when I completely fuck over the enemy team.

Seriously. I haven't been this enamored with a game's ability to depict fuckery and total chaos on screen around me at all times since GAF first started doing the Frantic Mode meta in Mario Kart 8.
 
you team dog ppl are insane

dogs are slaves. you tell a dog what to do and he does it. then he gets told that he is good because he obeyed. cats have free will to do what they want.

a cat chooses
a dog obeys
 
oh I was already wondering if you're a Gaffer, lol
I was hoping no one would witness my sad plays, I'm only half paying attention to what's going on

I hope you weren't doing what I was doing -- going to the same place over and over again, getting splatted in the same way. Kind of hard not to on the Mall, tho ...
 
I hope you weren't doing what I was doing -- going to the same place over and over again, getting splatted in the same way. Kind of hard not to on the Mall, tho ...
nah, I'm just superjumping like an idiot on Saltspray. 2/7, sub 300 points against a bunch of randoms. I'll never try to "win" again, it's all about the k/d ratio now
 
Last night walleye warehouse was on ranked, then after the map rotation it was on turf war, and I started playing and like 30 seconds in realized I was still playing it like splat zones lol
 
Last night walleye warehouse was on ranked, then after the map rotation it was on turf war, and I started playing and like 30 seconds in realized I was still playing it like splat zones lol

I do this all the time like I will go to turf war to level up a gear and run straight for the zone
then I don't see it and I'm like "oh"

turf wars was a mistake
 
My splatoon GAF experience: Put all the randoms on my team
+
put GAF on the other.
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Sprinkle a one completely lagging person

It's either this or they take the most beastly member of GAF, add two monstrous JPN players, and one scrub that always lures me into a sense of security when approaching only for two of the formerly mentioned to force feed me ink. :lol
 
Only 12 hours? I thought it was an event that took a few days, but if it's just 12 hours it's fine.

It's a full 24 hours.

Splatoon tumblr updated with Bluefin Depot notes: http://splatoonus.tumblr.com/post/121938558024/tonight-at-7-pm-pt-a-new-stage-called-bluefin

Tonight at 7 PM PT, a new stage called Bluefin Depot will enter the rotation. The “valley” in the middle is separated into two islands, making it difficult to come and go as you please. You’ll have to do some wall climbing to make it into your opponent’s side of the map. Keep an eye on the tide of battle, and choose your attack route wisely!
 
I can't wait for the new game modes, turf war could get old

That tower mode looks like it's going to be so salt-inducingly fun. Still no word on what Rainmaker's going to be? I rewatched the announcement video and that golden fish intrigues me... I wonder if they're going to be control points that spew vast amounts of ink into enemy territory.
 
Tbh I really want Youtube uploads for Splatoon. I want to record those times when I completely fuck over the enemy team.

Being able to add replays or spectate in game is a must when team matchmaking is introduced. I want to see that clusterfuck in all it's glory as some teams coordinate 3-4 Ink Strikes, Bubblers, Inkzookas or just time their Echolocation so that they have the enemy location 100% of the match.
 
Matchmaking is slow today :(

edit: WALKMAN, I didn't notice any kind of exceptional lag in our matches. Just the basic lag I'm used to.
 
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