Yeah also late to the party on this. Holy crap, how do people have careers writing movies that are able to write this turd? It felt like a five year old going "and then this happens, and then theres a crocodile, and then this happened! and then this happened, oh and that thing that happened is this thing happening and oh yeah this guy shoots things!" etc etc.
The only positive is I liked the look of it more than I thought I would, even if it was too 'in your face' for its own good.