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Staminator-Age: Who should I service first?

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Ok, two options...both ripe for Stamination.

Contestant number one:

~23 years of age
Former co-worker
5' 2-3"
Has thickened up since I last worked with her, but in a good way, as she was too thin
Philipino descent
As of last contact, has a long-distance boyfriend
Periodically gets in touch, wanting me to go out drinking and dancing with her friends
Has asked me to be her "workout" partner
Kissed me on the neck seductively in parting, more than once
Is scarily religious, making Wednesday/Saturday nights, and Sundays off limits
Probably a freak

Contestant number two:

~22 years of age
Current co-worker
5' 1-2"
Thick...like "hot rap video girl" thick, not like the flabby ones with the seismic cellulite asses
Black/Hispanic descent
No boyfriend that I'm aware of
Talks a big game about "Can you handle it?" etc
Thought I'm a player, and initially assumed that I flirt with all the girls, not just her
Have gotten a bit touchy-feely, but have yet to make personal contact outside of work
High probability of aggressive fucking




So anyway. I'm long overdue to share my capabilities with a lovely female companion, and while I don't consider either of these girls potential long-term options, I don't for a second believe that either one of them would assume that we were looking for a relationship. They want to see what being Staminated feels like, and I want to show them. Its only natural.

Both are a little short for my taste, as I've never been with/dated a girl under 5' 7" (I'm 5' 10"-ish), but I'm interested to see how the size change will make for a different experience.

Girl number one has been on the back burner for a long time, but we maintain just enough contact to keep it interesting, and its probably building the anticipation in her mind to astronomical levels. She seems like she might have a mild drama quotient, but given that we so rarely talk or see one another, it would likely be an easy situation to neutralize if things got weird. Just resume status quo, and don't talk to her or see her for a few weeks.

Number two is cool because she seemed to assume that I wouldn't be interested in a girl like her, and that my initial advances were just me joking around. When I told her that I love curvy, voluptuous women, as well as the fact that I couldn't even begin to discriminate against a beautiful woman on the basis of race, then the conversation started getting more serious about getting down to business. I'm a bit fearful of a co-worker fling, as I've done this before and had some ill results, but I would love to see what levels of Stamination I could achieve with this girl.


So, GAF, who do I choose to pursue first? Flip a coin? Arrange a menage-a-twizzle? Did I just answer my own question?? :D
 

BuG

Member
Contestant #1 has a boyfriend, albeit a long distance one, but Contestant #2 works with you. They both kind of cancel each other out there as disadvantages to the situation but if you don't think you'd feel any remorse for doing this boyfriend's girl go for her simply because of the co-worker status of Contestant #2. However the religious freak part worries me.

Summing up I say stick it in #1's pooper.
 

aoi tsuki

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On one hand, i'd say a LDR is still a relationship, on the other, i'd say that pinays are easy and generally pretty open sexually, though there's the urge from them for marriage and the constant religion issue. Prospect #2 is a nobrainer really. If we're speaking from the second hand, and the pinay doesn't work at the same place as the other woman (didn't you mention her before?), go for both.
 
I'm Filipino and the religious part is a big no no and would say avoid number one. The part about possibly clinging for marriage is a bit true, and her still maintaining a LDR is a sign that she will kind of cling.

But at the same time, you work with number 2 which is also a big no no.

I say go for two if you don't really like your job.
 

Timedog

good credit (by proxy)
First? Why not finagle them both into your bed, floor, countertop, loveseat, closet, bathtub, truck bed, compost heap, roof, or tool shed at the same time?


I like this thread a lot. Ned Flanders: better at posting than PerryFarrell
 
BuG said:
Contestant #1 has a boyfriend, albeit a long distance one, but Contestant #2 works with you. They both kind of cancel each other out there as disadvantages to the situation but if you don't think you'd feel any remorse for doing this boyfriend's girl go for her simply because of the co-worker status of Contestant #2. However the religious freak part worries me.

Summing up I say stick it in #1's pooper.



I'm going to follow this cab but, my main reason is more the fact that you don't see anything long term and you don't work with number 1.

#2. Is gonna get you shot.
 

RevenantKioku

PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS oh god i am drowning in them
#1 has a greater chance of the crazy situation happening.
#2 has a greater chance of ruining your working environment.
That all said, #2 still seems the best bet.
 

Zyzyxxz

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as an Asian man myself I know that Americanized philipino chicks are hot as heck but but but... you just gotta be careful. It all depends on how Americanized she is, on a level of 1 to 10 if she is 7 or up go for it!

Otherwise go for #2 you seem to have the advantage in being able to decide where to it it. Havent you read Sun Tzu's Art of War? If you have the the higher elevated position to your target then your chances of victory are far greater.
 
aoi tsuki said:
Explain.

Also, you back stateside?


Whoops I thought #2 had the boyfriend. I still find boyfriends long distance or not to be dicey affairs. But, considering I'd take #1.

No I'm still in Iraq, I haven't had a chance to update the blog but, when I do it will be good. I have about 15 entries to date and alot of rogues galleries. This one is far more personality driven than my last set of entries.
 

BuG

Member
Zyzyxxz said:
Havent you read Sun Tzu's Art of War? If you have the the higher elevated position to your target then your chances of victory are far greater.
Translation:

If you're standing over them you can blow your load all over the staminee a lot easier.
 
Hhhrrrrmmm. Some good advice all around.

I think I'm gonna float numero dos a text message or two...see if I can get a little feedback. If she responds agressively, I'll propose a rendezvous for dinner/a movie and see if I can't fast-track it into some pre-Thursday Stamination. I'll update accordingly..
 
Using the word "staminate" should be the first clue that surely #1 will end in pregnancy, #2 will end in VD.

The choice is yours - I hear herpes is nice this time of year.
 

TAJ

Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.
Ned Flanders said:
Current co-worker

Do you like and/or need your job? Do you feel comfortable with the idea of being sued? These are questions you should be asking yourself.
 

TAJ

Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.
SnakeswithLasers said:
Co-worker does not mean "employee" ...

Note that I used the word "job" and not "business".
 

mosaic

go eat paint
#1 is a crazy-bomb waiting to go off. She'll be all nice and tight and exotic, and then you'll spend the rest of your days making sure she hasn't got your junk between scissors...

#2 just sounds like a good, old fashioned freak. Nothin wrong with that. Remember to wear a rubber. Don't get the clap, Jimmy Dougan.
 
OH NOES!!!1

So I was talking to a co-woker/mutual friend of #2 today, and guess what I found out? She's been seeing/dating/messing around with (fucking???) another guy at work!! Apparently, I'm just about the only person there who wasn't aware!

Then, on top of that, #2 stops in to see mutual friend, so that they could do lunch together, and she promptly kisses me on the neck and gets a little grabby-touchy with me! Little does she know, that she's already committed a deal-breaking offense and that her Stamination quotient is now zero.

I left work without speaking to her, but I guess I'm gonna have to pull her aside at some point and let her know that a) I don't compete for women, and b) I don't mess with girls who mess with wack ass dudes. The guy in question is a nice guy, but is definitely a bit on the corny side. Oh well...


I guess I better get my church shoes on..
 
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