Bobby Roberts
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How do you know it isn't cracked in half (or thirds, or quarters), and that's just the back half of it? It's not like the frame shows an entire super-star destroyer. Just the Falcon flying up it's asshole.
Star Wars: The Force Awakens - Official Teaser Trailer #2
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DrForester
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It's not hard sci-fi so I guess "it looks cool" is the guiding principle. It worked for Battlestar Galactica.
Galactica was also built like a tank.
Vulcano's assistant
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just looked up some pictures of the Executor class. I think the one in the trailer is actually something in the middle and not actually as big. (this one seems to have 9 engines, the executor class has 13)
Planet Jukku is a junkyard, as the description of one of the characters implies. Maybe the Rebellion used it to scuttle Imperial hardware over the years, since it would be of no use (no man power, possible threat of insurgents using them, etc)
Fuck, I'm fully reeled in back into Star Wars.
Fuck, I'm fully reeled in back into Star Wars.
Star Wars physics are literally based on WW2 fighter plane videos, so adding realistic properties to them would seem really out of place. You have ships banking and making sounds, needing to have their engines constantly on to move forward during spaceflight, and of course sound; a literal big flying battleship not disintegrating as it falls through the atmosphere fits right in.
SeventhSon
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Turns out Porkins's midichlorian levels were off the charts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32itsA81Ouw
DrForester
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Hold on, the desert planet we're seeing isn't Tatooine?
OricWindstar
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Nope. It's a brand new planet called Jakku.
It's Jakku.
They finally did it.
DrForester
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Strange. I wonder why it's another desert planet (least these parts we've seen). Why not just do something new looking, or just have ti be Tatooine.
demosthenes
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What makes Han say "we're home" when they're in the Falcon?
Master Yoshi
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He took a week's vacation.
tycoonheart
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I almost cried when I saw Han+Chewie!
Bobby Roberts
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It is a little different looking. And making it Tatooine just opens the film up to criticism that "for being a backwater town where nothing happens a whole SHITLOAD of stuff seems to always happen on Tatooine."
So it's a different planet that's sandy and fucked up.
Jack Scofield
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Man, this trailer was so good and I've watched it countless times. Even though it brought a tear to my eye to see Han and Chewie again, I can't help thinking to myself, "do I really want to see a 70-year-old Han Solo?"
Master Yoshi
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Yes, yes you do!
ultracal31
You don't get to bring friends.
I can't wait for a 'lucas' version of the trailer is out.
Oh my goodness. This really shows how important editing is, because this is soooo much worse than any of the teasers, despite having the exact same clips.
Rabbi_Vole
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They should take a page from Mario and mix in food themed worlds. I'd be down for Choco-world and Donut Planet.
BocoDragon
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I'd much rather it were the site of a massive battle.
Wookiees can live for more than 400 years, 30 years is nothing to him.
It was, 1 year after Jedi as confirmed by the TFA Battlefront DLC.
Oh cool. Wasn't he also in episode III?
Yeah, he escorted Yoda to his ship before he left Kashyyyk for Dagobah after Order 66.
ryutaro's mama
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Turns out Porkins's midichlorian levels were off the charts.
I love this more than you can possibly know.
When/if an actual honest-to-goodness TRAILER comes out, the internet is gonna break like a twig.
The main reason why I watching the Avengers movie 8)!
I thought that was going to just be this teaser? Or are we getting a full trailer then??
Dreams-Visions
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Indeed. Again, this is getting a million views an hour and is running all day on national TV.
Let people keep underestimating this franchise tho.
WordAssassin
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I've said before that I'm not a big SW fan and I know this post is meant to be a joke, but it just reminds me that they replaced Vader's Force Ghost and even without being a fan that pisses me off so much. Just feels so fuckin disrespectful.Turns out Porkins's midichlorian levels were off the charts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32itsA81Ouw
That said though LMFAO Porkins.
JustHadToJoin
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Knew nothing about this movie. Just saw the trailer on FB. Is the main protagonist black? Amazing if so
But it's not relevant anymore, some said.
i really tried to stop myself from watching SW7 trailers/teaser...i couldn't resist...everyone talking about it. Now i feel i seen too much. I wish i saw that Star Destroyer scene in the theater 
this is my last time watching any trailers, teasers, promotional images etc. til December 25th. I'm going to try my best to stay off this shit.
this is my last time watching any trailers, teasers, promotional images etc. til December 25th. I'm going to try my best to stay off this shit.
Master Yoshi
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i really tried to stop myself from watching SW7 trailers/teaser...i couldn't resist...everyone talking about it. Now i feel i seen too much. I wish i saw that Star Destroyer scene in the theater
this is my last time watching any trailers, teasers, promotional images etc. til December 25th. I'm going to try my best to stay off this shit.
What I hate most is how the shot of Han and Chewie is being used as the thumbnail and promotional image to push people to view the trailer... That was the best surprise!
stufte
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i really tried to stop myself from watching SW7 trailers/teaser...i couldn't resist...everyone talking about it. Now i feel i seen too much. I wish i saw that Star Destroyer scene in the theater
this is my last time watching any trailers, teasers, promotional images etc. til December 25th. I'm going to try my best to stay off this shit.
With as saturated as it will become in the coming months, may god have mercy on your soul. It's going to be a rough half year.
Rabbi_Vole
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I hear the movie is at least 3 minutes long, so there's still 1 or so minutes of virgin footage to witness on the big screen.
I don't believe you.
fuck...im going to try. I might see some images accidentally if i check twitter or the forums
fuck...im going to try. I might see some images accidentally if i check twitter or the forums
Seriously though, good luck on your quest. If you make it you'll enjoy the movie even more, but if not you'll still enjoy it quite a bit.
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