Speed gaming - annoyed edition
I hated all of these so I wont bother with fancy headers. Fuck these games.
Koya Rift - Shitty 2d shooter with awful graphics and worse controls. Campaign is locked behind some random arena battles (lolwhut). I didnt even make the usual 10mins.
The Howler - A 2d blimp simulator where you control the blimp's hight with the left mouse button and...nothing else. It has a mic mechanic aparently to use your voice instead of the mouse, but im sure it would be equally boring. Shame, I like the art style
Jones on fire - A Bit Trip Runner clone without the charm or the awesome music. Yeeeeeah. Also, the social media push in it is super obnoxious
I, Zombie - Not to be confused with the comic / tv show, you control a zombie infecting humans to make a little army to infect other armed humans. Neat idea, but it plays like shit (youre so slow...well I guesss zombies are slow) and you have little control over your army. The levels seem tiny aswell, and its ugly. Next
The Lady - Holy shit this is bad. You control (well...you move side to side) a armless girl (The Lady I guess?) in this small room as pieces of glass fall from the ceiling and you can (have to? I dont know the game makes no sense) shoot them with the left, right or up arrow keys, after a while a bunch of shards start dropping and the hit collision is so bad you end up taking a few hits and die. Game is senseless in a bad way (not in the spooky way the store page wants to describe it) and the gameplay is TERRIBLE. Shame, the art is great, what little there is.