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Steve Jobs' Home Burglarized

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Err, no Burglarized makes no sense as it doesn't follow standard grammatical rules.

If I take a taxi, does the driver driverize me home?
If I hire someone to clean my home do they cleanerize it?

Just saying.

Err, no. Plenty of languages have exceptions in grammar to make certain words easier to pronounce or sound better. Not sure what you're getting at.
 

MattKeil

BIGTIME TV MOGUL #2
Oh no, now I'd better safeguard my house against potential burglarizers.

Seriously, WTF America?

We changed it to something that doesn't sound quite so much like something a frog would do underwater after a large meal.
 

Marco1

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I was burgled twice in 1 year last year and they didn't catch one person.
Just proves it's all about who you are.
 

leadbelly

Banned
We changed it to something that doesn't sound quite so much like something a frog would do underwater after a large meal.

Yeah. Instead it sounds like something a really pretentious interior designer would say.

"The interior is looking a bit old now".

"Yeah. I suggest we burglarize it. That will inject some life back in the place"
 

dabig2

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Err, no Burglarized makes no sense as it doesn't follow standard grammatical rules.

If I take a taxi, does the driver driverize me home?
If I hire someone to clean my home do they cleanerize it?

Just saying.

burglary -> burglarize.
plagiary -> plagiarize
author - > authorize
modern -> modernize
jeopardy -> jeopardize
formal -> formalize

I can go on for days. The "ize" suffix in the English language merely means to cause or to become. Burglarized is perfectly fine.
 

leadbelly

Banned
burglary -> burglarize.
plagiary -> plagiarize
author - > authorize
modern -> modernize
jeopardy -> jeopardize
formal -> formalize

I can go on for days. The "ize" suffix in the English language merely means to cause or to become. Burglarized is perfectly fine.

I think it is strange in the context in which -ise/ize suffix tends to be used. I don't really know if it is grammatically right or wrong though.

I see burglary as similar to robbery: the act of doing, committing a robbery.

I've been robbed.
I've been robberised.

Robberised gives you the sense that something is being done specifically to you. Similar to victimised, terrorised or sodomised. Those words denoting something being done specifically to you. To be subjected to, to cause you to feel victimised.
 
burglary -> burglarize.
plagiary -> plagiarize
author - > authorize
modern -> modernize
jeopardy -> jeopardize
formal -> formalize

I can go on for days. The "ize" suffix in the English language merely means to cause or to become. Burglarized is perfectly fine.

Regarding author, isn't it an authorator that authorises, while an author authors?
 
Samsung getting desperate?

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@OP, shame for the family. Hopefully this was just a random act of crime, and not premeditated.
 

Log4Girlz

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Is burglarized an Americanism? I've always just said 'burgled'

Yes

"In 1832, the poet Samuel Taylor Coleridge was fulminating about the 'vile and barbarous' new adjective that had just arrived in London. The word was 'talented'. It sounds innocuous enough to our ears, as do 'reliable', 'influential' and 'lengthy', which all inspired loathing when they first crossed the Atlantic."

Edit: Bah, the above is from a banned site.

Those all sound idiotic. And probably still do to the brits :/
 
Yes

"In 1832, the poet Samuel Taylor Coleridge was fulminating about the 'vile and barbarous' new adjective that had just arrived in London. The word was 'talented'. It sounds innocuous enough to our ears, as do 'reliable', 'influential' and 'lengthy', which all inspired loathing when they first crossed the Atlantic."

Edit: Bah, the above is from a banned site.

Those all sound idiotic. And probably still do to the brits :/

Nowt wrong with them words
 

Jal

Member
The world, is holdin back...

The time has come to...

The world, is holdin back...

The time has come to...

The world, is holdin back...

The time has come to...

Burglarize!


I like burglarize, makes me laugh every time i read it.
 

MattKeil

BIGTIME TV MOGUL #2
Yeah. Instead it sounds like something a really pretentious interior designer would say.

"The interior is looking a bit old now".

"Yeah. I suggest we burglarize it. That will inject some life back in the place"

Can't see it. In that context it sounds like they're going to cover it in some kind of glaze made from hamburgers.

Oh, English language.
 

leadbelly

Banned
Can't see it. In that context it sounds like they're going to cover it in some kind of glaze made from hamburgers.

Oh, English language.

Think of the word modernise.

modernise - make repairs, renovations, revisions or adjustments to; "You should overhaul your car engine"; "overhaul the health care system"
 

Chunky

Member
Wait, I thought 'burglarize' was just the twitter guy trying to make a funny? Someone was actually using it seriously? :lol :lol
burglary -> burglarize.
plagiary -> plagiarize
author - > authorize
modern -> modernize
jeopardy -> jeopardize
formal -> formalize

I can go on for days. The "ize" suffix in the English language merely means to cause or to become. Burglarized is perfectly fine.

Yeah, but these are all gross American words.
 
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