Stripper posts insane story on Twitter with more twists than a Shonda Rhimes script

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No, Xavier is huge black guy #1 from Zola's tale. Z was huge black guy #2.

I feel like some of you guys weren't paying Zola's story the attention it deserves. She makes a point to clarify that there are at least two huge black guys in this tale.

She has her hair done up the same way in both pictures and her facial features are similar enough, IMO.

smh. She even makes a point of emphasizing this with the texting/gps incident when they set off for FL!
 
What is this I'm reading

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What happened to Kevin Shields?
 
Glad Jarrett showed up. So there's some semblance of consistency.

She has her hair done up the same way in both pictures and her facial features are similar enough, IMO.

I can dig, especially re the face. The bottom left of the 4-panel shows the exact same cheek-dimple smile.

... What am I saying
 
Come in late, read the first story. Completely blown away. Now, the sequal is already coming out as we speak.

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I don't even know what's real and what's fake anymore.
 
Looking at her Instagram...

Christ I hope it's all fake. There were many moments in Zola's one where it reminded us shit like this really happens and might well have happened here, but look at Jess's Instagram and... That kid looks like such a lovely kid. Zola has one, too, right?

There's tragedy everywhere
 
This is becoming some weird Rihanna vs Beyonce thing. And Jessica posted that she has a different Twitter handle on her IG.

This is fake. Trolled. But not even a good payoff. Blah. Atleast drop Rick Astley or something.
 
Feels like this person impersonating Jess is trying to makes somekind of statement here with the story, I am just no sure what the statement is?
 
Looking at her Instagram...

Christ I hope it's all fake. There were many moments in Zola's one where it reminded us shit like this really happens and might well have happened here, but look at Jess's Instagram and... That kid looks like such a lovely kid. Zola has one, too, right?

There's tragedy everywhere
That kid is lucky he's so young so his friends probably don't know about any of this


God help the boy if he was in high school or something
 
So reading her Instagram comments on some pics I saw post from 11 weeks ago talking about don't let your past ruin your family (she's pregnant) and to delete all her social media. So was that first story true?
 
Well, I sort of believed that until about halfway through, but then I was like nah. Too perfect, too crazy, too ridiculous, too stereotypical. By the end it's just some batshit movie script. Good story though!

EDIT: Wait, what's going on now? I just read the original story, now people are talking about other arcs and shit. I dunno man, shiiiit.
 
pretty obvi someone just 'fleshed out' (which honestly wasn't needed) Zola's story and created this acct.

I actually suspect it's the same person.

I'm also starting to smell an internet prank.

This is going to end up being a viral ad for Trojans or something.
 
I actually suspect it's the same person.

I'm also starting to smell an internet prank.

This is going to end up being a viral ad for Trojans or something.

no, the language and the context is not even close to. The original one was written is urban twitter style, this one has no consistency, it's very random.

Now it's just Beyonce, Beyonce Beyonce.

I am not saying that it's not prank, but definitely a handiwork of another personality.
 
Yeah, this Jess thing is super fake. And why do it in the same twitter story style that Zola did? She even sounds like Zola with the "biiitch" every two seconds. She easily could have just written up the real deal elsewhere if it was true.
 
Jessica Raes ‏@jesswaesriat 12m12 minutes ago

When the concert is over the BALDHEADED, RAGGEDY NAVY was outside pressed like Y NO RIHANNA? We yelled WE AIN'T GOT TIME FOR DAT BIIiiiiiiH

Um...yeah, right, a stripper is going to know internet meme talk.

And the Jessica from the original story must have cleaned up her act quite a bit as she's a very clear, concise writer.
 
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