Stripper posts insane story on Twitter with more twists than a Shonda Rhimes script

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So so good. Despite a lot of those internal reactions (YOOOOO), real talk, feel that Rockstar should have this environment for its next GTA, where the Zola is empowered with the stripper to pimp/madame journey through the game, and pimp-smacking any tryhards like Z along the way. Heck, even the supporting cast seem really fleshed out.

On the other hand, Angelus' transcriptions read like K-ON!! Hoe-on!!. which should be a major franchise by now huh
 
"Turning tricks" means prostitution? I've never heard of that.

Never even watched Arrested Development?

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Always has to be the people with animu avatars.
This is one of the stupidest sentiments I keep seeing expressed on GAF. You're not being clever or funny or insightful. Using someone's avatar choice to imply they're pedophiles or, in this thread, lowkey bigots is not cool.

Stop?


Edit: And what's worse is that Theonik's avatar is fking Shenmue.
 
This is one of the stupidest sentiments I keep seeing expressed on GAF. You're not being clever or funny or insightful. Using someone's avatar choice to imply they're pedophiles or, in this thread, lowkey bigots is not cool.

Stop?


Edit: And what's worse is that Theonik's avatar is fking Shenmue.
He/she is not being funny or insightful either. It's not difficult to understand this story.
 
This is one of the stupidest sentiments I keep seeing expressed on GAF. You're not being clever or funny or insightful. Using someone's avatar choice to imply they're pedophiles or, in this thread, lowkey bigots is not cool.

Stop?


Edit: And what's worse is that Theonik's avatar is fking Shenmue.

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First introduced into the English language in 1412, the word "trick" was used to describe any act that was mischievous or devious. It didn't necessarily have to be an act sexual in nature. In 1915, the word "trick" was first used to refer to a child prostitute. This lead to the phrases "turning tricks" and "turning kids," which is used to describe the act of prostitution.

*yawns*
 
I wasn't making fun of Zola's writing if that's what you're thinking (a few people seem to be doing that). I understood all of it fine except for that.

It wasn't really directed at you but everyone in general who were lost on the "urbanisms" she employed. Just bothers me so many people claim to be above average intelligence on this forum but absolutely suck at figuring things out via context and need "translations".
 
This guy would be a good choice, but if I had my way I'd go with Elba. He can pull off that thick African accent with ease too (Beasts of no Nation).
I've never heard him do an African accent, but I don't doubt he can pull it off with ease. Discovering he was British after his performance as Stringer Bell blew my mind. Guess I need to watch BoNN!


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PadWarrior, Caillou Shippuden :P
 
It wasn't really directed at you but everyone in general who were lost on the "urbanisms" she employed. Just bothers me so many people claim to be above average intelligence on this forum but absolutely suck at figuring things out via context and need "translations".

Your anime translation? Yeah, I can barely get through a paragraph of that before my brain shuts the fuck off. I recognized the humor, but had to skim it. And if was in twitter form, poorly edited and with typos? I probably would not have bothered at all. I imagine a similar thing is happening to a few people on the onset of Zola's story.

Not everyone is trying to slide insults at black people or condescend when expressing difficulty following those tweets, or not being familiar with every term.
 
Whats with strippers and perfect handling of story structure and comedy timming? First Cody Diablo and now this girl. Maybe Writer-Gaf needs to start sliding in the pole instead of getting a degree.
This is one of the stupidest sentiments I keep seeing expressed on GAF. You're not being clever or funny or insightful. Using someone's avatar choice to imply they're pedophiles or, in this thread, lowkey bigots is not cool.

Stop?


Edit: And what's worse is that Theonik's avatar is fking Shenmue.

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Whats with strippers and perfect handling of story structure and comedy timming? First Cody Diablo and now this girl. Maybe Writer-Gaf needs to start sliding in the pole instead of getting a degree.


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lol now this is the thing i take the most issue with in this thread.
 
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