Stripper posts insane story on Twitter with more twists than a Shonda Rhimes script
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Japanmanx3
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#TEAMREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
*Edit: And guess who's story didn't have someone getting shot in the face????
Looking at Jess like
Aaronology
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Wowowowowowow
So some exagerating by Z when he said he shot the guy in the face, but otherwise #TEAMREAL wins?
Ninja Scooter
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I'm pretty sure there was an article/video posted about that shooting a day or two ago. We just need a photo of the Michael Porter guy to see if he had dreads. lol
Edit: I think I found a picture of him but I don't know if I should post it here since I don't know if that would make the mods cranky. Hair isn't in dreads in the picture but it was long enough to be done that way. And it's from a few years before this happened. Dat internet detective work.
Edit: I think I found a picture of him but I don't know if I should post it here since I don't know if that would make the mods cranky. Hair isn't in dreads in the picture but it was long enough to be done that way. And it's from a few years before this happened. Dat internet detective work.
Aaronology
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OMG, this ^ + Michael Peña's character in Ant-Man's way of storytelling = Gold, Jerry, gold!!
Oh snap!
Japanmanx3
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Internet reaction to Jess right now:
"You ain't slick, we onto yo ish gurl"
"You ain't slick, we onto yo ish gurl"
The Silver
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Jess's story was way too much of taking every bad thing about her and attributing it to Zola.
Gotta eat some bullets when firing back at a story like Zola's, just gonna come off as bullshit otherwise.
I don't really care either way though, the storytelling in those tweets was top notch, nothing will ever take that away.
Gotta eat some bullets when firing back at a story like Zola's, just gonna come off as bullshit otherwise.
I don't really care either way though, the storytelling in those tweets was top notch, nothing will ever take that away.
dave is ok
aztek is ok
Theres a couple of Michael Porters with dreads on that Florida mugshots site, but they're all too old or too young
Angelus Errare
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Jess pls.
foxuzamaki
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#Zolawasright
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The dude on this page matches the age and location. Comes up if you search for Michael Porter Winter Haven. That's the location mentioned in the article.
I HAD NO DOUBTS.
Aaronology
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Holy crap, he has dreads in one of his mugshots (there are several). I'm not sure if linking them is cool so I'll leave that alone but yooooooooooooooooooooooooo~
Kibbles
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Did real Jess post a story too? I know there was that fake Jess on Twitter I didn't bother to read, but the real one?
freenudemacusers
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so i stopped following at page 4... what is going on now? cliffs pls
mariachi507
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Yep, pretty much taking out most of the craziness of Zola's story, and turning it around to say that Zola was the one trapping and not her. Also throws some insults to Zola for "smelling like ass" and not being desirable.
Aaronology
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Zola's story is apparently being corraborated by various sources and it looks like we know who dreads is now.
Angelus Errare
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That's how you know Jess was full of nonsense.
So it seems like Jess is the one who's full of it now?
well someone does have a bigger incentive...to leave out certain events
assuming this isn't all a shell, then Jess has seen Z shoot someone else. Or knows about some other serious dirt. I'm surprised, and then again not surprised that she didn't just go private and disappear from the scene.
edit: but if this does become a movie, you know it will spawn a soundtrack of trap music, thot anthems, and stripper songs.
Japanmanx3
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Aaronology
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Looks like he started growing dreads after his second arrest. Dude has a long sheet. Not even the first time he tried ambushing someone.
Stick with what you know, I guess.
Ben Morales
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Jess should have definitely stayed lowkey...
Zola is down for a polygraph test lol
Zola is down for a polygraph test lol
Japanmanx3
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Realtalk Zola the realest nigga I know rnJess should have definitely stayed lowkey...
Zola is down for a polygraph test lol
hipbabboom
Huh? What did I say? Did I screw up again? :(
I've always wondered about you. It all makes sense now. Just try not to associate with people named Z.
The Silver
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When are we gonna hear Jarrett's side of the story?
I wanna know about the tragic brave misunderstood man who tried to save a ho from the game, outsmarted that manipulative woman Zola and ultimately masterminded Z confronting that nigga with the dreads so he could save Jess.
I wanna know about the tragic brave misunderstood man who tried to save a ho from the game, outsmarted that manipulative woman Zola and ultimately masterminded Z confronting that nigga with the dreads so he could save Jess.
Japanmanx3
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Veritigo_X
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Team Zola. Jess is just trying to clear her name with her story. You can see right through it.
Ben Morales
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Jarret's text to Zola #receipts
Japanmanx3
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Keep it coming Zola bay!!
Man this is the best time to be laid out with a herniated disc. This thread and Bob Ross got me glued to the refresh button.
googleplex
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Never doubted the story for a second. I know people that live that life and I've heard simular. Perhaps not nearly and crazy but simular.
Too many players involved to not have the truth come out. All Jarrett has to do is contradict one thing in Jess story and she is done
TEAM REAL
Veritigo_X
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Zola was right, Jarret isn't a bad dude.
Aaronology
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Jess was interviewed by Complex.com 8 hours ago Her side is rehashed a bit but some other details are interesting. According to Jess, the Tampa report was not them, as they were in Florida much later in March.
Hmmmmmmm...
Hmmmmmmm...
Black-Wind
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Jess's story makes no sense.
1. If it's how she says it is .... why would Zola EVER want to bring any version of this story to light? She was the one who started this yet in Jess's story she's the one with the most to lose.
2. Jess already validated the story in away. Her comment on it didn't deny anything, stated that she had made mistakes in the past and didn't need to be reminded of it and all that. Yet in her version she made NO mistakes other than befriending Zola ...
3. She's apparently not trapping in her story yet "Z" is a tag along in her story who is clearly a pimp who Zola didn't bring. Why would you have a Pimp in your party if you're not trapping?
4. If Zola's version is to be believed then it makes sense as to why Jess would want to leave out the crazier bits. She and Z's waifu had to turn on him to get outta the jam in Vegas and play stupid. I her story she doesn't even try to explain who Z is.
Been on teamreal from the start and even if some parts are exaggerated Jess's side is clearly a lie. Seems more likely that Z lied about shooting the guy in the face given we know that a shoot out happened in a hotel with a victim who didn't die but doesn't want to talk to cops.
1. If it's how she says it is .... why would Zola EVER want to bring any version of this story to light? She was the one who started this yet in Jess's story she's the one with the most to lose.
2. Jess already validated the story in away. Her comment on it didn't deny anything, stated that she had made mistakes in the past and didn't need to be reminded of it and all that. Yet in her version she made NO mistakes other than befriending Zola ...
3. She's apparently not trapping in her story yet "Z" is a tag along in her story who is clearly a pimp who Zola didn't bring. Why would you have a Pimp in your party if you're not trapping?
4. If Zola's version is to be believed then it makes sense as to why Jess would want to leave out the crazier bits. She and Z's waifu had to turn on him to get outta the jam in Vegas and play stupid. I her story she doesn't even try to explain who Z is.
Been on teamreal from the start and even if some parts are exaggerated Jess's side is clearly a lie. Seems more likely that Z lied about shooting the guy in the face given we know that a shoot out happened in a hotel with a victim who didn't die but doesn't want to talk to cops.
SenorArdilla
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Someone needs to buy this story and make it into a movie.
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