Liberty4all
Banned
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Yo, CHECK THIS OUT
in the movie adaption, at some point Uchida will meet up a shady american american expatriate in front of the embassy, played by MICHEAL MADSEN
Uchida is played the famous Gaffer that ever was until he asked to be deleted, Micheal Cera!!
*movie voice guy*
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In a country hurling toward Civil War..
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"I'll never get back to New York! How am I gonna get back now?! "
then our stuck gaffer meets Madsen at a bar in front of the embassy..
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"Yeah man I can get you out.. It wont be easy but I need your help first.. My friend Pacho needs a package delivered to his Colombian cousin"
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"Yeah Uchida, Just a package for my mom, she needs her meds you know"
*movie voice guy*
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But Ulchida will be unknowingly dragged into the world of Venezuelan street gangs and black market imports..
*gun shot effect*
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"youre not from here, homeboy.."
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"Hey Chico, you want some ass?"
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"LEAVE ME ALONE This has gone too far.. I JUST WANT TO FLY BACK TO AMERICA!"
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*EXPLOSIONS, CAR CHASE SOUNDS*
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WHAT HAVE YOU GOTTEN ME INTO, RONNIE?!?!
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"We can't go back, we're in too deep, we can't negociate with Pacho and his boys!!! You are going to shoot me now?!"
THIS SUMMER
CERRA IS
STUCK IN CARACAS
OMG. I knew this thread would deliver!
Gratz on getting out OP.