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Student mistakenly Submits CD With Child Porn To His Professor

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hahaha.

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terrene said:
Wow, ED has the best article on the DS ever. (Found by searching for GAF. Our only entry? For shame!)

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Nintendo_DS

Funny in alternatingly intentionally and unintentionally forms.
Haha, I stumbled onto it a few days ago doing the exact same thing you were, and it's hilarious. The lack of GAF/NeoGAF inspired me to start a Wikipedia entry for NeoGAF (ED can be funny, but I like the bland, unassuming style of Wikipedia better) but I was too lazy to put more than a few lines and it got "speedily deleted."
 
Heh, he asked for the Cd back through email HAHA, What a loser! I'm not an expert on this, but if you mistakenly submit a cd of childporn to your lecturer, i presume the first thing u do is get the right cd and run like **** to get the other one back...
Not some "OH SNAP" lame arse excuse about "installing music" (i might have to look into this new thing).
If the lecturers already seen the cd then im sure there is still better things to have done to protect himself. Seriously, of all the worst things to have on your record "Child Porn" is not really a good one :D
 

Jake.

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next you will see gary glitter on the news saying 'i was just installing music, i swear!' whilst being taken away in handcuffs.
 

Kak.efes

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PhlegmMaster said:
Are you serious? Two years? That's totally insane. Do you guys send people to jail for having butt sex too?

I don't know what part of the world you're from, but child porn possession charges are pretty severe everywhere. This isn't a North American phenomenon. There are special police task forces and divisions which correspond with one another throughout the world to combat this.

Your anal sex anology makes no ****ing sense whatsoever as it pertains to this subject.
 

Kevtones

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Had a guy try to trade in GTA3 for PS2 a couple months back, we always check to see what game is inside the case... low and behold it was a chicks with dicks porno :lol

And wow does that kid need a new dentist.
 

aoi tsuki

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i've never installed music, but i had a friend who did back in high school. He used to have a thing for a mutual friend's younger sister, who was... an aspiring musical artist. Aside from that weirdness, he was pretty cool.

Out of curiousity, i looked up his name a few months ago. Turns out he's a Japanese teacher now. :/
 

emomoonbase

I'm free 2night after my LARPing guild meets.
Kevtones said:
Had a guy try to trade in GTA3 for PS2 a couple months back, we always check to see what game is inside the case... low and behold it was a chicks with dicks porno :lol

And wow does that kid need a new dentist.

So thats where that went!

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Man, ewoks are creepy as fuvk.
 

temjin

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RiZ III said:
In the future, Pedophiles will have equal rights and we will be seen as an ignorant generation.
:lol that will never happen. if history has proven anything, it's that pedophiles will be losing even more rights, and laws will become even more strict.
 

Kevtones

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emomoonbase said:
So thats where that went!

:lol

Its totally awkward too cause the guy works across the parking lot @ the Subway and he always seems to be the one to prepare my sandwich...
 

emomoonbase

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Kevtones said:
:lol

Its totally awkward too cause the guy works across the parking lot @ the Subway and he always seems to be the one to prepare my sandwich...

:lol That's awesome. They do have a couple of crusty dudes working there. Next time I go in there I'm gonna see if I can guess which one it is and be like "yeah, I'll have some lettuce, pickles,olives and extra shemales." "extra what?" "Extra tomatoes, I said extra tomatoes."
 

emomoonbase

I'm free 2night after my LARPing guild meets.
Kak.efes said:
The Knife video! I knew I saw that chick in your avatar from somewhere.

Actually it's a Royksopp video, but the song's vocals are done by Karen Dreijer from the Knife.
 

Kevtones

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emomoonbase said:
:lol That's awesome. They do have a couple of crusty dudes working there. Next time I go in there I'm gonna see if I can guess which one it is and be like "yeah, I'll have some lettuce, pickles,olives and extra shemales." "extra what?" "Extra tomatoes, I said extra tomatoes."

:lol evil


I hope you guess wrong a few times just so it freaks them out
 

BuG

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I once handed a floppy disk to my teacher with scat porn on it. I saw it on the Slipknot website and thought it was hilarious, downloaded it and took it to school to show to a friend. I handed it to him and instantly realised, then I asked him "uhh, can I have the disk back? I'll go upstairs and print it right now for you.", he looked at me and knew straight away and just straight said "no". In such a small school word got around by the end of lunch and it was pretty embarrassing. Never child-porn though, just scat.
 
BuG said:
I once handed a floppy disk to my teacher with scat porn on it. I saw it on the Slipknot website and thought it was hilarious, downloaded it and took it to school to show to a friend. I handed it to him and instantly realised, then I asked him "uhh, can I have the disk back? I'll go upstairs and print it right now for you.", he looked at me and knew straight away and just straight said "no". In such a small school word got around by the end of lunch and it was pretty embarrassing. Never child-porn though, just scat.
:lol In such a small school, it's amazing you didn't hang yourself or develop a strong hatreds towards society. >;P
 
I know this is going to be taken the wrong way, but I don't really care:

I feel that pedophiles deserve some sympathy as I do not believe they have a choice whether or not they are attracted to children. It is simply one of the cards they were dealt. Now, this is not to say that pedophilia is at all OK, cause it's not, but I do think people should take this into consideration. Not all pedophiles are the demons people make they them out to be.
 
I don't wanna sound like a Nazi but I could've told you just from his looks that he's a criminal. Honestly, why do these guys always look the same creepy way?
 
Schwowsers said:
I know this is going to be taken the wrong way, but I don't really care:

I feel that pedophiles deserve some sympathy as I do not believe they have a choice whether or not they are attracted to children. It is simply one of the cards they were dealt. Now, this is not to say that pedophilia is at all OK, cause it's not, but I do think people should take this into consideration. Not all pedophiles are the demons people make they them out to be.

I agree. Treatment not prison.
 
Schwowsers said:
I know this is going to be taken the wrong way, but I don't really care:

I feel that pedophiles deserve some sympathy as I do not believe they have a choice whether or not they are attracted to children. It is simply one of the cards they were dealt. Now, this is not to say that pedophilia is at all OK, cause it's not, but I do think people should take this into consideration. Not all pedophiles are the demons people make they them out to be.

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It's a good song.
 

pnjtony

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PhlegmMaster said:
Wow, you can get arrested just for possessing child porn? What's the usual sentence? I hope it's nothing more than a week in jail, or something.













Not that I have anything to worry about, lolz.
Three years in Michigan...that's what my cousin got. Plus a lifetime on the sex offenders list.
 

Zaptruder

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Schwowsers said:
I know this is going to be taken the wrong way, but I don't really care:

I feel that pedophiles deserve some sympathy as I do not believe they have a choice whether or not they are attracted to children. It is simply one of the cards they were dealt. Now, this is not to say that pedophilia is at all OK, cause it's not, but I do think people should take this into consideration. Not all pedophiles are the demons people make they them out to be.

Pedophiles need advocacy rights groups too!

Only after they're castrated.
 
pnjtony said:
Three years in Michigan...that's what my cousin got. Plus a lifetime on the sex offenders list.


Wow.

Don't want to sound like I've got something to hide but how do they catch these guys? Is it with hard copy stuff like CD/DVD being passed around, or can they track internet connections. Those guys that post crap on the site mentioned before need to get some sort of shock, be it a fine or prison term or putting on a register.
 
jamesinclair said:
Treatment not prison.

Exactly. A prison sentence is not going to have any effect on this man's attraction to children. What he needs is counseling to help him deal with his desires without acting on them. I truly hope he gets the help he needs as it must be extremely maddening to be in his shoes.
 

pnjtony

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travisbickle said:
Wow.

Don't want to sound like I've got something to hide but how do they catch these guys? Is it with hard copy stuff like CD/DVD being passed around, or can they track internet connections. Those guys that post crap on the site mentioned before need to get some sort of shock, be it a fine or prison term or putting on a register.
All I know is one day Feds just rolled up on his house and confiscated all his computers and found kiddie porn. I dunno if he was intentionally downloading it, but after looking at the files names in the court documents I did notice they all existed in separate folders. He was running a Virtual FTP host allowing people to use his storage space. This was so he could get divx movies and other warez without having to go searching for it himself. This was before BT was something a lot of people did (early 2002). All the kiddie porn was located in the VFTP directories he ad setup.

He would have gone to jail for other things though. He was doing his own phishing scam. He setup a fake eCrush type site where people register and type the email addresses of people they have a crush on, thos people are in turn emailed saying someone has a crush on them and asks them to register and do the same to make the match. He just matched up random people and when they couldn't figure out who had the crush he'd charge em $5. Most people accepted they were scammed out of $5 and didn't complain. He made well over $20,000 doing this.

He had another scam before that even where he made about $10,000 signing people up for X.com bank accounts back in 1999-2000 and taking the initial $20 you get for signing up and the $10 the referrer gets. he got people's info to sign up for a bank account by advertising free cable or DSL service to AOL members using the directory. People would have to see if they qualify and were directed to a form asking for their info.
 
Schwowsers said:
I know this is going to be taken the wrong way, but I don't really care:

I feel that pedophiles deserve some sympathy as I do not believe they have a choice whether or not they are attracted to children. It is simply one of the cards they were dealt. Now, this is not to say that pedophilia is at all OK, cause it's not, but I do think people should take this into consideration. Not all pedophiles are the demons people make they them out to be.

The question to ask yourself is this: Would you be able to give up on your sexuality because it turns out that it's illegal? I bet most people wouldn't but they are the first to scream for a hanging of a pedophile.
 
I think that if the FBI or CIA whatever wants you in prison but they don't have enough evidence for anything else, they just plant kiddie porn on your machine and get you that way. That's what they do with some politicians!
 
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