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[Tako]

First I need to steal things, kill a guy playing football, turn down an offer to do a video with a friend and then they get super popular, I jump on the YouTube money train and they make fun of me a lot, then I goto Japan with my girlfriend and take a video of it.

I'll start tomorrow.

Don't forget you can't read and that your a liar. Also you're always slightly moist

 

[RecursiveFault]

Don't forget you can't read and that your a liar. Also you're always slightly moist

Ohhh, maybe I can just get a spritzer to simulate natural moistness.

 

[YesManKablam]

Ohhh, maybe I can just get a spritzer to simulate natural moistness.

 

[Unit24]

Welp, I got Yakuza 4 for Christmas and finished it the other day, and just now I went and watched some gameplay for Yakuza 5.

Now I understand the hype for this game. I need it now.

 

[Banana Aeon]

Me, trying in vain to fix my sleeping habit, missed all of this glorious conversation.

So disappointed.

 

[Oberon]

Welp, I got Yakuza 4 for Christmas and finished it the other day, and just now I went and watched some gameplay for Yakuza 5.

Now I understand the hype for this game. I need it now.

Did you watch the LP?

 

[YesManKablam]

Welp, I got Yakuza 4 for Christmas and finished it the other day, and just now I went and watched some gameplay for Yakuza 5.

Now I understand the hype for this game. I need it now.

YOU FIGHT BEARS.

 

[DoktorEvil]

Welp, I got Yakuza 4 for Christmas and finished it the other day, and just now I went and watched some gameplay for Yakuza 5.

Now I understand the hype for this game. I need it now.

How hype was Japanese Doc Brown?

 

[Banana Aeon]

YOU FIGHT BEARS.

Are they drop bears?

 

[croten]

Welp, I got Yakuza 4 for Christmas and finished it the other day, and just now I went and watched some gameplay for Yakuza 5.

Now I understand the hype for this game. I need it now.

I'm going to have to pick up 4 at some point.

 

[Xiraiya]

Well summer is definitely here in Prison, just had to kill a huntsman.

 

[croten]

Well summer is definitely here in Prison, just had to kill a huntsman.

Hahahaha I am never going to Australia. Ever. Fuck spiders

 

[demidar]

Well summer is definitely here in Prison, just had to kill a huntsman.

Despite living in prison, I've never had to deal with spiders larger than my hand. I'm a big wuss when it comes to spiders.

 

[Aaron-Lagann]

Well summer is definitely here in Prison, just had to kill a huntsman.

You know what you have to do.

 

[Banana Aeon]

Well summer is definitely here in Prison, just had to kill a huntsman.

Can I take some of your Summer, and put it here?

Below zero ain't fun.

Also killing huntsman spiders sounds a lot more radical than it should.

 

[Xiraiya]

Despite living in prison, I've never had to deal with spiders larger than my hand. I'm a big wuss when it comes to spiders.

Yeah it's weird, some places just don't get them, the Northern Territory gets geckos of a night and frogs, that's about it, I have to assume most suburban/built up areas never get huntsman spiders either.

 

[demidar]

Yeah it's weird, some places just don't get them, the Northern Territory gets geckos of a night and frogs, that's about it, I have to assume most suburban/built up areas never get huntsman spiders either.

Yeah, I live in an urban area which might explain why they're so rare.

OTOH, I've had a couple of blue-tongued lizards which are rad as fuck.

 

[CthulhuSushi]

Morning~

I log on to see what it's like to live in Prison..sounds awful.

 

[ShakuganSan]

Well summer is definitely here in Prison, just had to kill a huntsman.

Just googled huntsman spider, you just KILLED ONE OF THOSE THINGS? I would of been frozen with fear if see one of those

 

[DoktorEvil]

Well summer is definitely here in Prison, just had to kill a huntsman.

I HATE SPIDERS!
HATE THEM!

I can't ever live in Australia. I'd freak the fuck out if I had to deal with Huntsman spiders all day.

 

[YesManKablam]

Are they drop bears?

Well, you drop that bear like a bitch.

 

[Ohmygoditsjrod]

Bloodborne hype building. The thread became full of cringe.http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=964276

 

[VidulaSaix]

Well summer is definitely here in Prison, just had to kill a huntsman.

How am I only now realizing that these things name imply that they hunt men.

Man fuck Australia.

 

[Xiraiya]

There's not really a whole lot of choice but to deal with them, really they are harmless, they don't have any venom and they don't spin webs or anything, because they're too big and too fast to bother trapping things when they can just hunt it down, you never see them at any other time of year except the middle of summer really.

Every encounter is good for you in the long run.

 

[croten]

There's not really a whole lot of choice but to deal with them, really they are harmless, they don't have any venom and they don't spin webs or anything, because they're too big and too fast to bother trapping things when they can just hunt it down, you never see them at any other time of year except the middle of summer really.

Every encounter is good for you in the long run.

Or I could just never go to Australia. Ever.

 

[Banana Aeon]

I wanna get deployed so I can see some camel spiders.

Those mother fuckers are dangerous, though.

 

[CthulhuSushi]

There's not really a whole lot of choice but to deal with them, really they are harmless, they don't have any venom and they don't spin webs or anything, because they're too big and too fast to bother trapping things when they can just hunt it down, you never see them at any other time of year except the middle of summer really.

Every encounter is good for you in the long run.

I'm sure I would need to keep a sledgehammer on me at all times.

 

[Banana Aeon]

I'm sure I would need to keep a sledgehammer on me at all times.

Nah, just don't be a coward.

 

[Xiraiya]

I'm sure I would need to keep a sledgehammer on me at all times.

You can kill them with regular flyspray but they take awhile to die from it, a good stomp from a shoe will do the trick, if they're on a wall though, you better aim to kill them in one shot, because they will outrun your attempt if you hesitate.

 

[CthulhuSushi]

Nah, just don't be a coward.

You can kill them with regular flyspray but they take awhile to die from it, a good stomp from a shoe will do the trick, if they're on a wall though, you better aim to kill them in one shot, because they will outrun your attempt if you hesitate.

I suppose if I ever moved to Australia I would have to wear shoes all the time.

Fuck Camel Spiders though, I'm fucking running if I see one of them coming at me.

They really aren't common at all unless you live in the bush.

I think the biggest spider where I live is a Wolf Spider and a Brown Recluse..I got bit by a Recluse once..nasty fuckers they are..I have a Wolf Spider living on the side of my shed in some brush..it's pretty docile.

 

[Xiraiya]

I suppose if I ever moved to Australia I would have to wear shoes all the time.
Fuck Camel Spiders though, I'm fucking running if I see one of them coming at me.

They really aren't common at all unless you live in the bush.

 

[DoktorEvil]

Every encounter is good for you in the long run.

Real life isn't like Dark Souls, y'know.
I can't kill those spiders and gain souls/grow larger.

 

[Aaron-Lagann]

I suppose if I ever moved to Australia I would have to wear shoes all the time.

Fuck Camel Spiders though, I'm fucking running if I see one of them coming at me.

You'll never outrun them. Your only hope is to stand your ground and fight!

 

[VidulaSaix]

That's what they want you to think. They give you a false sense of security and use that mistake to brutally murder you. You were in grave danger without even knowing.

This man knows.

 

[CthulhuSushi]

You'll never outrun them. Your only hope is to stand your ground and fight!

All these reasons to never go to the Middle East..

If I ever enlisted I suppose I would go, but fuck man..

 

[Xiraiya]

Real life isn't like Dark Souls, y'know.
I can't kill those spiders and gain souls/grow larger.

You use the experience to reinforce and strengthen your own soul.

A fearless man is only a man who has yet to learn how to be brave, a brave man has learned to act in spite of fear.

 

[Banana Aeon]

All these reasons to never go to the Middle East..

But the camel spiders can protect you from the scorpions!

 

[DoktorEvil]

That's what they want you to think. They give you a false sense of security and use that mistake to brutally murder you. You were in grave danger without even knowing.

They will LITERALLY put you in their corner traps.

Spiders are no good, people. They're the devil.

 

[croten]

They will LITERALLY put you in their corner traps.

Spiders are no good, people. They're the devil.

I think spiders look like demons. They don't have hands or feet, they just have these pointy spike appendages. Fucking spiders...

 

[CthulhuSushi]

But the camel spiders can protect you from the scorpions!

What a plot swerve, Camel Spiders are actually our friends!

Not even Shaymalain could make that twist happen.

Nah he would just make it so we were all dreaming and we were the Camel Spiders all along.

Not even Shaymalain could make that twist happen.

You ever wonder how fucking terrifying it must be for some smaller jumping spiders for a human to walk buy and come within a few inches of just crushing them?

 

[Aaron-Lagann]

What a plot swerve, Camel Spiders are actually our friends!

Not even Shaymalain could make that twist happen.

Nah he would just make it so we were all dreaming and we were the Camel Spiders all along.

You ever wonder how fucking terrifying it must be for some smaller jumping spiders for a human to walk buy and come within a few inches of just crushing them?

Those fuckers deserve the fear.

 

[YesManKablam]

Send your power, and pepsi-s, to me frienders.

There's an hour left of work, and I won't make it through.

 

[Beloved]

Oh fun, a spider conversation

What more can be said beyond "Fuck spiders"

Kids,

Spoiler

dont fuck spiders

 

[Xiraiya]

Appropriate theme for Spider encounters

 

[CthulhuSushi]

Those fuckers deserve the fear.

Nah, most jumping spiders are fucking adorable.

 

[DoktorEvil]

You use the experience to reinforce and strengthen your own soul.

A fearless man is only a man who has yet to learn how to be brave, a brave man has learned to act in spite of fear.

I will apply this quote towards the other aspects of my life where I need courage, but not with Spiders.

 

[Banana Aeon]

All spiders are adorable, just in different ways.

Still those mother fuckers need to die if they get into the house. It'll make me feel safer at night.

 

[Aaron-Lagann]

Appropriate theme for Spider encounters

The moment I see a spider on the wall, this immediately starts playing in my head as I freeze in fear.

 

[CthulhuSushi]

All spiders are adorable, just in different ways.

Still those mother fuckers need to die if they get into the house. It'll make me feel safer at night.

I won't kill a spider unless it bites me, then that motherfucker will have the wrath of god thrown down upon itself.

I leave little harmless spiders and granddaddy longlegs alone, but if a spider is in my room or looks remotely threatening, that thing is gonna die

Spoiler

which for me involves trying to trap it and then flush it down the toilet because squashing bugs/spiders really grosses me out

You're better off just squashing them. A much quicker painless death as long as you're swift about it then flushing then down the toilet and basically drowning them in human excrement.

 

[Beloved]

I leave little harmless spiders and granddaddy longlegs alone, but if a spider is in my room or looks remotely threatening, that thing is gonna die

Spoiler

which for me involves trying to trap it and then flush it down the toilet because squashing bugs/spiders really grosses me out