Don't forget you can't read and that your a liar. Also you're always slightly moist
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Super Best Friends Thread 10: Frienders Support Straight Shota
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Don't forget you can't read and that your a liar. Also you're always slightly moist
RecursiveFault
Banned
Ohhh, maybe I can just get a spritzer to simulate natural moistness.
YesManKablam
Member
Banana Aeon
Member
Me, trying in vain to fix my sleeping habit, missed all of this glorious conversation.
So disappointed.
So disappointed.
Did you watch the LP?
YesManKablam
Member
YOU FIGHT BEARS.
DoktorEvil
Banned
How hype was Japanese Doc Brown?
Banana Aeon
Member
Are they drop bears?
I'm going to have to pick up 4 at some point.
Hahahaha I am never going to Australia. Ever. Fuck spiders
Despite living in prison, I've never had to deal with spiders larger than my hand. I'm a big wuss when it comes to spiders.
Aaron-Lagann
Banned
Banana Aeon
Member
Can I take some of your Summer, and put it here?
Below zero ain't fun.
Also killing huntsman spiders sounds a lot more radical than it should.
Yeah it's weird, some places just don't get them, the Northern Territory gets geckos of a night and frogs, that's about it, I have to assume most suburban/built up areas never get huntsman spiders either.
Yeah, I live in an urban area which might explain why they're so rare.
OTOH, I've had a couple of blue-tongued lizards which are rad as fuck.
CthulhuSushi
Banned
Morning~
I log on to see what it's like to live in Prison..sounds awful.
I log on to see what it's like to live in Prison..sounds awful.
ShakuganSan
Member
Just googled huntsman spider, you just KILLED ONE OF THOSE THINGS? I would of been frozen with fear if see one of those
DoktorEvil
Banned
I HATE SPIDERS!
HATE THEM!
I can't ever live in Australia. I'd freak the fuck out if I had to deal with Huntsman spiders all day.
YesManKablam
Member
Well, you drop that bear like a bitch.
Ohmygoditsjrod
Banned
Bloodborne hype building. The thread became full of cringe.http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=964276
VidulaSaix
Member
How am I only now realizing that these things name imply that they hunt men.
Man fuck Australia.
There's not really a whole lot of choice but to deal with them, really they are harmless, they don't have any venom and they don't spin webs or anything, because they're too big and too fast to bother trapping things when they can just hunt it down, you never see them at any other time of year except the middle of summer really.
Every encounter is good for you in the long run.
Every encounter is good for you in the long run.
There's not really a whole lot of choice but to deal with them, really they are harmless, they don't have any venom and they don't spin webs or anything, because they're too big and too fast to bother trapping things when they can just hunt it down, you never see them at any other time of year except the middle of summer really.
Every encounter is good for you in the long run.
Or I could just never go to Australia. Ever.
Banana Aeon
Member
I wanna get deployed so I can see some camel spiders.
Those mother fuckers are dangerous, though.
Those mother fuckers are dangerous, though.
CthulhuSushi
Banned
There's not really a whole lot of choice but to deal with them, really they are harmless, they don't have any venom and they don't spin webs or anything, because they're too big and too fast to bother trapping things when they can just hunt it down, you never see them at any other time of year except the middle of summer really.
Every encounter is good for you in the long run.
I'm sure I would need to keep a sledgehammer on me at all times.
Banana Aeon
Member
Nah, just don't be a coward.
You can kill them with regular flyspray but they take awhile to die from it, a good stomp from a shoe will do the trick, if they're on a wall though, you better aim to kill them in one shot, because they will outrun your attempt if you hesitate.
CthulhuSushi
Banned
I suppose if I ever moved to Australia I would have to wear shoes all the time.
Fuck Camel Spiders though, I'm fucking running if I see one of them coming at me.
I think the biggest spider where I live is a Wolf Spider and a Brown Recluse..I got bit by a Recluse once..nasty fuckers they are..I have a Wolf Spider living on the side of my shed in some brush..it's pretty docile.
They really aren't common at all unless you live in the bush.
DoktorEvil
Banned
Real life isn't like Dark Souls, y'know.
I can't kill those spiders and gain souls/grow larger.
Aaron-Lagann
Banned
You'll never outrun them. Your only hope is to stand your ground and fight!
VidulaSaix
Member
This man knows.
CthulhuSushi
Banned
All these reasons to never go to the Middle East..
If I ever enlisted I suppose I would go, but fuck man..
You use the experience to reinforce and strengthen your own soul.
A fearless man is only a man who has yet to learn how to be brave, a brave man has learned to act in spite of fear.
Banana Aeon
Member
But the camel spiders can protect you from the scorpions!
DoktorEvil
Banned
They will LITERALLY put you in their corner traps.
Spiders are no good, people. They're the devil.
I think spiders look like demons. They don't have hands or feet, they just have these pointy spike appendages. Fucking spiders...
CthulhuSushi
Banned
What a plot swerve, Camel Spiders are actually our friends!
Nah he would just make it so we were all dreaming and we were the Camel Spiders all along.
You ever wonder how fucking terrifying it must be for some smaller jumping spiders for a human to walk buy and come within a few inches of just crushing them?Not even Shaymalain could make that twist happen.
Aaron-Lagann
Banned
Not even Shaymalain could make that twist happen.
Those fuckers deserve the fear.
YesManKablam
Member
Send your power, and pepsi-s, to me frienders.
There's an hour left of work, and I won't make it through.
There's an hour left of work, and I won't make it through.
CthulhuSushi
Banned
Nah, most jumping spiders are fucking adorable.
DoktorEvil
Banned
I will apply this quote towards the other aspects of my life where I need courage, but not with Spiders.
Banana Aeon
Member
All spiders are adorable, just in different ways.
Still those mother fuckers need to die if they get into the house. It'll make me feel safer at night.
Still those mother fuckers need to die if they get into the house. It'll make me feel safer at night.
CthulhuSushi
Banned
I won't kill a spider unless it bites me, then that motherfucker will have the wrath of god thrown down upon itself.
You're better off just squashing them. A much quicker painless death as long as you're swift about it then flushing then down the toilet and basically drowning them in human excrement.