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[JooseBawcks]

I saw a spider on the wall like 2 feet away from me a few weeks ago and I nearly screamed. I then went to go get some WD40 and it was gone so I was scared of touching everything. I found it when I used a flashlight and I sprayed it and it ran away and I got scared. I sprayed it again and it died, its corpse is still there as a reminder to other spiders not to fuck with me.

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But mostly because I'm too grossed out to pick it up and throw it away.

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I'm a big man you guys

 

[Xiraiya]

I leave little harmless spiders and granddaddy longlegs alone, but if a spider is in my room or looks remotely threatening, that thing is gonna die

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which for me involves trying to trap it and then flush it down the toilet because squashing bugs/spiders really grosses me out

It's okay, I'll deal with them.

 

[CthulhuSushi]

I saw a spider on the wall like 2 feet away from me a few weeks ago and I nearly screamed. I then went to go get some WD40 and it was gone so I was scared of touching everything. I found it when I used a flashlight and I sprayed it and it ran away and I got scared. I sprayed it again and it died, its corpse is still there as a reminder to other spiders not to fuck with me.

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But mostly because I'm too grossed out to pick it up and throw it away.

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I'm a big man you guys

...you tried to kill a spider with lubricant?

 

[JooseBawcks]

...you tried to kill a spider with lubricant?

Not tried, succeeded

 

[CthulhuSushi]

Not tried, succeeded

Noted.

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Remember kids If a scary spider comes up to you, just grab your trusty utility lube.

You mean lard?

That would be a brutal way to die..melt the lard into a liquid then pour it on the spider and it solidifies again..good lord.

 

[Beloved]

...you tried to kill a spider with lubricant?

You mean lard?

 

[Banana Aeon]

I remember the last days of when I lived in Missouri, we stayed in very rarely used on post lodging, so we had a place for my dog. I woke up, only to see an entire corner of the room I was sleeping in, completely infested with brown recluses.

I thought I was going to die. Either of poison bite, or a panic attack, thinking that I was bitten.

 

[Beloved]

I remember the last days of when I lived in Missouri, we stayed in very rarely used on post lodging, so we had a place for my dog. I woke up, only to see an entire corner of the room I was sleeping in, completely infested with brown recluses.

I thought I was going to die. Either of poison bite, or a panic attack, thinking that I was bitten.

Oh fuck that. Fuck that so much.

Reminds me of when I was a kid, my dad trapped a black widow in a mason jar and left it in the garage (no idea why he didnt just kill it), but the next morning, it had given birth so there were dozens and dozens of baby black widows in the jar with her.

There is a hell, and I have seen it in that jar.

 

[CthulhuSushi]

Oh fuck that. Fuck that so much.

Reminds me of when I was a kid, my dad trapped a black widow in a mason jar and left it in the garage (no idea why he didnt just kill it), but the next morning, it had given birth so there were dozens and dozens of baby black widows in the jar with her.

There is a hell, and I have seen it in that jar.

Okay fuck that.

I'm getting flashbacks of when I was younger and I lived in an old apartment building and I woke up to find my right forearm covered in spiders..and spiderbites

 

[Banana Aeon]

Oh fuck that. Fuck that so much.

Reminds me of when I was a kid, my dad trapped a black widow in a mason jar and left it in the garage (no idea why he didnt just kill it), but the next morning, it had given birth so there were dozens and dozens of baby black widows in the jar with her.

There is a hell, and I have seen it in that jar.

My dad captured a scorpion before, and left it underneath a bucket, so he could find something to kill it with. When he came back, the scorpion had vanished.

I really wished I had a picture of my reaction, because it was a mixture of utter terror, and sheer rage.

 

[Beloved]

Why the hell are we talking about this shit.

It's nice having a cat around that kills any bug she sees.

 

[JooseBawcks]

This whole last page is just.....

I'm going to go play games now.

 

[DoktorEvil]

the sound in my head when a spider spots me.

 

[Okingjrr]

Oh fuck that. Fuck that so much.

Reminds me of when I was a kid, my dad trapped a black widow in a mason jar and left it in the garage (no idea why he didnt just kill it), but the next morning, it had given birth so there were dozens and dozens of baby black widows in the jar with her.

There is a hell, and I have seen it in that jar.

Oh dear god!

 

[Beloved]

My dad captured a scorpion before, and left it underneath a bucket, so he could find something to kill it with. When he came back, the scorpion had vanished.

I really wished I had a picture of my reaction, because it was a mixture of utter terror, and sheer rage.

Scorpions are terrifying. I've only seen 2 in my life, and one of them was less than 2 inches long, but the fear was instantaneous and OP.

 

[demidar]

Oh fuck that. Fuck that so much.

Reminds me of when I was a kid, my dad trapped a black widow in a mason jar and left it in the garage (no idea why he didnt just kill it), but the next morning, it had given birth so there were dozens and dozens of baby black widows in the jar with her.

There is a hell, and I have seen it in that jar.

Okay fuck that.

I'm getting flashbacks of when I was younger and I lived in an old apartment building and I woke up to find my right forearm covered in spiders..and spiderbites

NOPE.avi

 

[CthulhuSushi]

Why the hell are we talking about this shit.

It's nice having a cat around that kills any bug she sees.

I think because someone brought up having to kill a Huntsman Spider.

NOPE.avi

Eh it could of been worse, at least they weren't poisonous.

 

[DoktorEvil]

Even though I know a scorpion wouldn't be able to pierce leather or denim, the sight of those small bastards gives me a panic attack.

 

[Okingjrr]

Why the hell are we talking about this shit.

Well summer is definitely here in Prison, just had to kill a huntsman.

Good old spiderGAF

 

[Xiraiya]

Good old spiderGAF

Hey hey hey, she's moving here with me in a few months, she doesn't need to be reminded of that.

 

[Beloved]

I'm moving to prison this year, so that aspect of it will be uh, super fun right?

 

[demidar]

Let's get the fuck off this topic.

So any of you guys stoked for AGDQ tomorrow?

 

[Banana Aeon]

Okay fuck that.

I'm getting flashbacks of when I was younger and I lived in an old apartment building and I woke up to find my right forearm covered in spiders..and spiderbites

Nonstop infinite tears

Let's get the fuck off this topic.

So any of you guys stoked for AGDQ tomorrow?

I am!

 

[Aaron-Lagann]

Let's get the fuck off this topic.

So any of you guys stoked for AGDQ tomorrow?

I'm stoked for that and New Japan Pro Wrestling, Wrestle Kingdom 9! I won't get to see Devitt, but Young Bucks and Shinsuke Nakamura are totally gonna tear that shit up and I cannot wait.

 

[Banana Aeon]

I'm moving to prison this year, so that aspect of it will be uh, super fun right?

Buy a shotgun.

 

[skLaFarebear]

Buy a shotgun.

And a bunch of dynamite, gasoline, and a flamethrower.

 

[ArclightBorealis]

I wake up to this thread talking about spiders or some shit.

As to be expected.

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Fuck spiders, but what would you say to a half lady half spider?

And a bunch of dynamite, gasoline, and a flamethrower.

At that point, you might as well get a nuke as well. Can't be too safe.

 

[Ultimate_Trainer]

Let's get the fuck off this topic.

So any of you guys stoked for AGDQ tomorrow?

Its tomarrow? I gotta go check that out.

 

[Aaron-Lagann]

Buy a shotgun.

Not enough. Buy a flamethrower.

And a bunch of dynamite, gasoline, and a flamethrower.

Fuck all that, all you need are your fists and your bootstraps!

 

[DoktorEvil]

Buy a shotgun.

We should all have shotguns.

You know Pat loves a good shotty spread.

 

[Aaron-Lagann]

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Fuck spiders, but what would you say to a half lady half spider?

Nothing, as I would be frozen in fear hoping to get away from her alive, then I'd spend the rest of my life living in fear with the knowledge that those things exist.

 

[skLaFarebear]

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Fuck spiders, but what would you say to a half lady half spider?

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[demidar]

Fuck all that, all you need are your fists and your bootstraps!

You will lose, because the spiders have 8 bootstraps.

I mean, no, stop talking about spiders!

 

[Beloved]

Buy a shotgun.

Not enough. Buy a flamethrower.

And a bunch of dynamite, gasoline, and a flamethrower.

Not necessary.

 

[Glitchesarecool]

but guys spiders are nice and good for your home

 

[JooseBawcks]

I wake up to this thread talking about spiders or some shit.

As to be expected.

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Fuck spiders, but what would you say to a half lady half spider?

Hi nice to meet you please excuse me while I have multiple panic attacks

 

[DoktorEvil]

but guys spiders are nice and good for your home

Not brown recluse or huntsman spiders or black widow or camel spiders.

 

[misses bull]

For those of you who are afaird of spiders irl, are you afaird of spiders in games? To me the only spiders that freak me out are the ones in system shock 2, fuck those thing

 

[CthulhuSushi]

I wake up to this thread talking about spiders or some shit.

As to be expected.

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Fuck spiders, but what would you say to a half lady half spider?

At that point, you might as well get a nuke as well. Can't be too safe.

I would waifu The Fair Lady or Quelaag if she would not attempt to kill me.

 

[Beloved]

Wait...wat

 

[croten]

For those of you who are afaird of spiders irl, are you afaird of spiders in games? To me the only spiders that freak me out are the ones in system shock 2, fuck those thing

The ones in Skyrim unsettled me a little, it really depends on how they are animated.

 

[demidar]

I would waifu The Fair Lady or Quelaag if she would not attempt to kill me.

What if she injects you full of things and you grow an egg sac head?

 

[misses bull]

Wait...wat

Wish kamyia was on that box

The ones in Skyrim unsettled me a little, it really depends on how they are animated.

The one's in skyrim never bothered me. Maybe it's because I remeber them being super squishy

 

[Aaron-Lagann]

I would waifu The Fair Lady or Quelaag if she would not attempt to kill me.

But, their spider bodies are festering and huge and monstrous!

 

[ArclightBorealis]

Nothing, as I would be frozen in fear hoping to get away from her alive, then I'd spend the rest of my life living in fear with the knowledge that those things exist.

I'm slowly starting to think Rachnera is the best girl in Monster Musume. MangaGaf on the whole seems pretty pleased.

 

[croten]

Wish kamyia was on that box

The one's in skyrim never bothered me. Maybe it's because I remeber them being super squishy

It's 100% the animation to me, weather they are tough to kill or not is irrelevant. If it moves like a spider I NOPE.jpg the fuck outta there

 

[DoktorEvil]

The ones in Skyrim unsettled me a little, it really depends on how they are animated.

The ones in Skyrim made me cringe.

They freaked me the fuck out and I was a big babby.

 

[Aaron-Lagann]

I'm slowly starting to think Rachnera is the best girl in Monster Musume. MangaGaf on the whole seems pretty pleased.

I still need to read that. Every time I try my local book store seems to have a poor number of chapters.

 

[CthulhuSushi]

What if she injects you full of things and you grow an egg sac head?

But, their spider bodies are festering and huge and monstrous!

Eh I'd rather deal with a festering monstrous body then a festering monstrous attitude.

 

[Aaron-Lagann]

It's 100% the animation to me, weather they are tough to kill or not is irrelevant. If it moves like a spider I NOPE.jpg the fuck outta there

Yeah, it's the animation. It's the reason I couldn't handle the spider women in Oblivion, something about the way they moved freaked me the fuck out and I couldn't even deal with them. The ones in Skyrim never really bothered me, but that's mainly because they kinda look like ants.