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Super Best Friends Thread 15: Two Guys Play

I'm going to assume you mean that in a positive way.
Would I ever insult you?
Oh I don't find her that attractive as a porn person, she is cute tho. I do have my favorites in the field but I don't think here's the best place to have that conversation.

I was terrified of playing KI with the frienders tonight, thinking I'd get destroyed. I did better than expected.
I wanna play KI, but at the same time...$450 to play it...ehhhh not worth it.

I've never been able to get used to it, which is unfortunate since I am the exact audience for all of these anime porn parodies.

Side-Note: What the fuck is up with the series they choose? Like, half of them might as well not be adaptations at all, since it's just generic Japanese school girl, the only thing close to an adaptation about it is that they'll say the character's generic Japanese name a few times.
I would imagine a Naruto parody going something like this..

-random man grunts-...BELIEVE IT! -moneyshot-
 

croten

Member
I've never been able to get used to it, which is unfortunate since I am the exact audience for all of these anime porn parodies.

Side-Note: What the fuck is up with the series they choose? Like, half of them might as well not be adaptations at all, since it's just generic Japanese school girl, the only thing close to an adaptation about it is that they'll say the character's generic Japanese name a few times.

Because it's popular and easy.
 

Oberon

Banned
So here's the thing that bugs me about anime porn parodies. Like, what's with the hair color? Most of the time they wear wigs, but sometimes they just have regular hair and it's like, what the fuck?

Then of course the whole, you know, Japanese porn all seeming like rape thing that sucks.

No wonder everybody stopped doing it in japan

The fact that I got used to that being a thing isn't good at all.

Is it worse then getting used to half naked little girls?

I've never been able to get used to it, which is unfortunate since I am the exact audience for all of these anime porn parodies.

Side-Note: What the fuck is up with the series they choose? Like, half of them might as well not be adaptations at all, since it's just generic Japanese school girl, the only thing close to an adaptation about it is that they'll say the character's generic Japanese name a few times.

Pls get excitied for Berserk porn parody *theme of rape horse playing*
 

Xiraiya

Member
Would I ever insult you?
I have no idea, I'm sure you would have your reasons if you did.

They look 10
That's because a lot of people here love watching Cartoons filled with little girls who look 10 but are 18 from a purely legal stand point, or well so they like to tell themselves anyway,
So they don't feel as much like pieces of shit at night when they sleep.
The people who animate shows in those art styles know full well what they're doing.
 
I want to get this off my chest. I fucking hate the defense of "What, you've never made a mistake?". I got into an argument with someone who really fucked something up, and that was their defense. Like just because you may have made mistakes before, you can't call them out on their fuck up. Like it's somehow an excuse. It fucking isn't, you still fucked up majorly.
 
I have no idea, I'm sure you would have your reasons if you did.


That's because a lot of people here love watching Cartoons filled with little girls who look 10 but are 18 from a purely legal stand point, or well so they like to tell themselves anyway,
So they don't feel as much like pieces of shit at night when they sleep.
The people who animate shows in those art styles know full well what they're doing.

Nah I respect you too much to do that.
Unless you suddenly turn into a dick, then all bets are off.
 

Xiraiya

Member
I want to get this off my chest. I fucking hate the defense of "What, you've never made a mistake?". I got into an argument with someone who really fucked something up, and that was their defense. Like just because you may have made mistakes before, you can't call them out on their fuck up. Like it's somehow an excuse. It fucking isn't, you still fucked up majorly.

I think that might be the wisest thing I've ever seen you say.
 

Okingjrr

Member
HAHAHA, I didn't notice that I had another quote on the twitter. something something mommy's special discharge.
TO THE STEAM CHAT
Nah, I was planning to go to bed. It's almost 2 am. We'll discuss our fav porn actresses another time.
Would I ever insult you?

I wanna play KI, but at the same time...$450 to play it...ehhhh not worth it.


I would imagine a Naruto parody going something like this..

-random man grunts-...BELIEVE IT! -moneyshot-
Don't you know someone who has it?

BELIEVE IT!
 

Emouse

Member
I wanna play KI, but at the same time...$450 to play it...ehhhh not worth it.

Yeah for that much it's not worth it, and if you want a stick too that way more on top, that being said I did buy my Xbone purely to play Titanfall, but now in the space of a year it's changed from a shootbangs box to a fightmans box, so it's all good
 

Squishy3

Member
No....

If I do that now, I'll never get in the shame car. I'll watch it when the thread slows down.
s long as you watch it eventually. The newest episode of the GB cast made me want to watch it again BECAUSE IT'S SUCH A GOOD FUCKING MOVIE.

Wesley Snipes is so good in it.
 
Rapper today...

rappers are strange creatures

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s long as you watch it eventually. The newest episode of the GB cast made me want to watch it again BECAUSE IT'S SUCH A GOOD FUCKING MOVIE.

Wesley Snipes is so good in it.

For some reason I always confuse Demolition Man with The Running Man.

Then I remember I've never seen Demolition Man and that I hate The Running Man.
 
HAHAHA, I didn't notice that I had another quote on the twitter. something something mommy's special discharge.

Nah, I was planning to go to bed. It's almost 2 am. We'll discuss our fav porn actresses another time.

Don't you know someone who has it?

BELIEVE IT!
Let me restate the fact that I have no friends that live close by, I don't have the emotional patience or capacity to deal with people in person that much. I live on a farm, and the nearest town is about 10 minutes away by car.

Yeah for that much it's not worth it, and if you want a stick too that way more on top, that being said I did buy my Xbone purely to play Titanfall, but now in the space of a year it's changed from a shootbangs box to a fightmans box, so it's all good
Nah I'll wait for it on PC since it's inevitable.
 

Emouse

Member
Nah I'll wait for it on PC since it's inevitable.

Yea u right, and probably have more common sense than me sooo

Also I did way better at KI than I thought I would, like I was expecting to get destroyed but I didn't too badly, maybe cuz the Sabrewulf because in the later games I didn't do so well as Jago, oh well I'll work on that eh
 

Squishy3

Member
For some reason I always confuse Demolition Man with The Running Man.

Then I remember I've never seen Demolition Man and that I hate The Running Man.
You should watch Demolition Man. Wesley Snipes plays a convict that got placed in Cryo-Jail and then wakes up and starts wreaking havoc in a peaceful society and all the cops are soft and have no idea how to deal with him so they wake up Sylvester Stallone who was also placed in cryo-sleep because reasons to take him down, since he's the one that arrested him in the first place.

Wesley Snipes has scenes where he just causes mayhem and there are just record scratches playing randomly throughout the scenes. It's the fucking best.
 
Yeah for that much it's not worth it, and if you want a stick too that way more on top, that being said I did buy my Xbone purely to play Titanfall, but now in the space of a year it's changed from a shootbangs box to a fightmans box, so it's all good

Since Halo 5 is guaranteed to suck, there is no reason for me to get a Xbone ever.
 
You should watch Demolition Man. Wesley Snipes plays a convict that got placed in Cryo-Jail and then wakes up and starts wreaking havoc in a peaceful society and all the cops are soft and have no idea how to deal with him so they wake up Sylvester Stallone who was also placed in cryo-sleep because reasons to take him down, since he's the one that arrested him in the first place.

If he's such a bad dude that they had to place him in Cryo-Jail and the guy who arrested him in Cryo-Jail just to be safe, why not just kill him? Seems like they're essentially killing him by freezing him anyway.
 
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