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[Mathaou]

I think number 1
I didnt know about sex until I was I think 14.

Wow thats sheltered.

I went to a seedy barbershop when I was like 10 and saw a playboy sitting on the table, and then the barber just explained sex to me in a really creepy way and told me that I should always be an ass man cuz boobs don't mean shit.

I live by his teachings.

In hindsight it was a pretty fucked up scenario.

 

[jack_package_200]

They are just more ahead of the curve than you were.

This is a little bit weirdly phrased. To what extent? Michael Jackon is a pop culture icon, so is the Beatles. I knew about them when I was like 5 cuz my parents indoctrineated me.

For me anyway, I usually see Bob Marley memorabilia owned by white stoners.

Banana making the joke that they don't know the songs is pretty accurate.

I have zero problems with weed and think it should be legal. However stoner culture is really fucking lame imo

 

[Aaron-Lagann]

I think number 1
I didnt know about sex until I was I think 14.

 

[AngryCanadian]

I think number 1
I didnt know about sex until I was I think 14.

Huh. yeah that is pretty bad.

 

[TechnicaUS]

Huh. yeah that is pretty bad.

Not as bad as a kid I knew in band who didn't know what the jerk off motion meant.

 

[Phantasmal Repose]

I think number 1
I didnt know about sex until I was I think 14.

How did it take you that long to find out? Did none of your friends know either?

I went to a seedy barbershop when I was like 10 and saw a playboy sitting on the table, and then the barber just explained sex to me in a really creepy way and told me that I should always be an ass man cuz boobs don't mean shit.

That's creepy and hilarious at the same time.

 

[jack_package_200]

In Zed's defense, I could have ended up in similar situation since my family was pretty conservative.

Thankfully they never noticed me typing "very naked girls" into google when I was 11 and googling what sex was.

 

[semisonic]

I think number 1
I didnt know about sex until I was I think 14.

You know, I consider myself a fairly pure, upright person. Or at least I try to be.

But this is goddamn inconceivable.
Holy fuck, did you not even have sex ed class back in elementary school?

Spoiler

Suddenly, I think the whole shy gurl thing might make a bit more sense to me

 

[croten]

Not as bad as a kid I knew in band who didn't know what the jerk off motion meant.

That's not that bad really. Not compared to not knowing what sex is.

 

[DoktorEvil]

HO FUCKKKKKKK

ARMORED CORE!

MECHA PORN!

Hng!

 

[Mathaou]

For me anyway, I usually see Bob Marley memorabilia owned by white stoners.

Banana making the joke that they don't know the songs is pretty accurate.

I have zero problems with weed and think it should be legal. However stoner culture is really fucking lame imo

That one girl I have the pseudo fucked up relationship with, her ex boyfriend was all of the following:

• A stoner waaaaay into stoner culture including by not limited to Bob Marley
• Tumblr (and I mean the really annoying emo side with all the shirtless selfies)
• He thinks that the Beatles suck and that Skrillex and Linkin Park are the best things since sliced bread.
• Hes a fucking idiot.

Such a lame asswipe.

 

[TechnicaUS]

That's not that bad really. Not compared to not knowing what sex is.

I think they're pretty comparable honestly. Both are really bad though. Especially in high school.

 

[ultimax]

In Zed's defense, I could have ended up in similar situation since my family was pretty conservative.

Thankfully they never noticed me typing "very naked girls" into google when I was 11 and googling what sex was.

Ahh I remember discovering what porn was when i was a kid.

I just wanted to watch sailor moon god damn it ;~;

 

[croten]

I think they're pretty comparable honestly. Both are really bad though. Especially in high school.

Jerking off is one thing but the jerking off gesture is fairly minor. I only know of it from American TV to be honest.

 

[Anung]

WOOOO! Armored Core! 4 Answer was actually really good.

 

[AngryCanadian]

Star Ocean 4:
Tits the Space Elf and Sarah have been acquired. Sarah's Japanese VO is just as awful as her English counterpart. I thought I was just misremembering or making the weird sexual tension between Lymle and Faize up but man it is super fucking strong.

Not as bad as a kid I knew in band who didn't know what the jerk off motion meant.

well I wouldn't put the two on the same level.

 

[semisonic]

In Zed's defense, I could have ended up in similar situation since my family was pretty conservative.

Thankfully they never noticed me typing "very naked girls" into google when I was 11 and googling what sex was.

I wish my early porn searches were as hilarious as that

*Parents going through my search history*
"Hey semi can we talk? I found some stuff on the computer."
*Looks at screen*
"Considerably unclothed women"
"Unbelievably nude females"
"Ladies without pants"

 

[Aaron-Lagann]

I've told this before but it's once again relevant so I'll tell it again.

I was raised and homeschooled an in extremely Christian home my entire life until college. My mom didn't give me sex ed, though I knew it was a thing through the context of television and movies all vaguely referencing it at some point or another, despite her attempts to keep it from me. So, as a result of this, procreation in my mind all happened with the woman's anus. "Because babies are pooped out." and because I had no clue what a vagina was.

At 12 I started watching anime that wasn't for children and found out that there was something else down there. From there I didn't know what a vagina actually looked like until I was 15 and looked at pornography for the first time.

Learning the ins and outs of the human body was quite a task after that.

 

[Zenfalcia]

Ahh I remember discovering what porn was when i was a kid.

I just wanted to watch sailor moon god damn it ;~;

You just watched a different thing about girls and moons.

 

[DoktorEvil]

WOOOO! Armored Core! 4 Answer was actually really good.

That means tomorrow is ZOE 1 or 2.

 

[Alfebit]

I think number 1
I didnt know about sex until I was I think 14.

Wow thats sheltered.

I went to a seedy barbershop when I was like 10 and saw a playboy sitting on the table, and then the barber just explained sex to me in a really creepy way and told me that I should always be an ass man cuz boobs don't mean shit.

I live by his teachings.

In hindsight it was a pretty fucked up scenario.

He taught you well.

 

[DoktorEvil]

Whats going on?

Why aren't y'all talking about the robuts?!?

 

[semisonic]

I wish my early porn searches were as hilarious as that

*Parents going through my search history*
"Hey semi can we talk? I found some stuff on the computer."
*Looks at screen*
"Considerably unclothed women"
"Unbelievably nude females"
"Ladies without pants"

Reposting because I feel these last three quotes are too good to die at the bottom of the page.

 

[Anung]

That means tomorrow is ZOE 1 or 2.

Can't wait!

 

[Ultimate_Trainer]

Man I think I have to pick up For Answer some day.

 

[Phantasmal Repose]

Whats going on?

Why aren't y'all talking about the robuts?!?

Because we're talking about Zed not learning about sex until he was 14 which is apparently funny for some reason.

 

[ShakuganSan]

Applying to student finance when your dad forgets where he puts the paper work is a nightmare. So much lingo I don't understand or know the difference, credit, awards, pensions, benefits, savings. The real world is gonna hit me like a truck at full speed once I leave education.

 

[TechnicaUS]

I wish my early porn searches were as hilarious as that

*Parents going through my search history*
"Hey semi can we talk? I found some stuff on the computer."
*Looks at screen*
"Considerably unclothed women"
"Unbelievably nude females"
"Ladies without pants"

I'm curious. What exactly qualifies as 'unbelievably nude'?

 

[Banana Aeon]

Whats going on?

Why aren't y'all talking about the robuts?!?

Robuts r dum.

Well, Armored Core robuts are less dumb, so we can talk about those.

 

[RecursiveFault]

I think number 1
I didnt know about sex until I was I think 14.

I learned about everything when I was about 11, in High School, because it was High School and everyone talks about sex. I had vague ideas of what it was prior.

You know, I consider myself a fairly pure, upright person. Or at least I try to be.

But this is goddamn inconceivable.
Holy fuck, did you not even have sex ed class back in elementary school?

Spoiler

Suddenly, I think the whole shy gurl thing might make a bit more sense to me

WAIT, they do sex ed in elementary? The hell?

 

[croten]

Whats going on?

Why aren't y'all talking about the robuts?!?

Because Zed didn't know what sex was until he was 14. Maybe this has something to do with him not being able to pee when his sisters friends are over.

 

[DoktorEvil]

When's Metal Gear Mecha fighting game????

 

[ultimax]

You just watched a different thing about girls and moons.

it was such a strange day

 

[TechnicaUS]

WAIT, they do sex ed in elementary? The hell?

That's not normal? I had it in 5th grade.

 

[Alfebit]

Ahh I remember discovering what porn was when i was a kid.

I just wanted to watch sailor moon god damn it ;~;

Those 7 balls, man.

Whats going on?

Why aren't y'all talking about the robuts?!?

Robots aren't as cool as vaginas.

 

[Aaron-Lagann]

I wish my early porn searches were as hilarious as that

*Parents going through my search history*
"Hey semi can we talk? I found some stuff on the computer."
*Looks at screen*
"Considerably unclothed women"
"Unbelievably nude females"
"Ladies without pants"

I got caught with the history of "DBZ porno." when I was 12. Unfortunately I didn't get to see anything but Sailor Moon with her uniform slightly transparent in a really shitty art style, before I got freaked out and closed the whole thing out of fear of getting caught.

 

[ArclightBorealis]

Man, all these systems in AC4/4A are all very well designed and I respect the thought put into them, but it just reminds me how much I would've preferred this to be its own new franchise. That fucking AOE blast done during the tutorial is just too much.

Also, the mecha designs are all inferior to the designs from the PS1/2 games, the exception being White Glint because From had the decency to bring Shoji Kawamori back to do his design.

 

[croten]

Applying to student finance when your dad forgets where he puts the paper work is a nightmare. So much lingo I don't understand or know the difference, credit, awards, pensions, benefits, savings. The real world is gonna hit me like a truck at full speed once I leave education.

That is why I want to stay in education for as long as possible.

 

[DoktorEvil]

Because we're talking about Zed not learning about sex until he was 14 which is apparently funny for some reason.

Because Zed didn't know what sex was until he was 14. Maybe this has something to do with him not being able to pee when his sisters friends are over.

It's fine. Everyone learns at different ages. So what?

 

[Ultimate_Trainer]

WAIT, they do sex ed in elementary? The hell?

In the 5th grade they just put on a short sex ed video along with a pamphlet.

 

[JooseBawcks]

I'm curious. What exactly qualifies as 'unbelievably nude'?

They're not wearing underwear! Can you believe that? I can't! It's not believable. UNbelievable you could say.

 

[TechnicaUS]

They're not wearing underwear! Can you believe that? I can't! It's not believable. UNbelievable you could say.

Oh my god! I don't believe that! Who doesn't wear underwear?

 

[AngryCanadian]

I guess my first exposure to sex was finding porn on Showtime when I was 8 or something

I learned about everything when I was about 11, in High School, because it was High School and everyone talks about sex. I had vague ideas of what it was prior.
WAIT, they do sex ed in elementary? The hell?

I had Sex ed in grade 5, when we were around 10 or so.

 

[DoktorEvil]

Those 7 balls, man.
Robots aren't as cool as vaginas.

But Mecha porn!

I want to talk about robuts!

 

[jack_package_200]

Because Zed didn't know what sex was until he was 14. Maybe this has something to do with him not being able to pee when his sisters friends are over.

It might also contribute to his bad taste.

 

[Zenfalcia]

Applying to student finance when your dad forgets where he puts the paper work is a nightmare. So much lingo I don't understand or know the difference, credit, awards, pensions, benefits, savings. The real world is gonna hit me like a truck at full speed once I leave education.

You should really learn it before that happens. It's not that complicated.

it was such a strange day

You loved it tho.

 

[RecursiveFault]

In the 5th grade they just put on a short sex ed video along with a pamphlet.

That's not normal? I had it in 5th grade.

I was pretty sheltered myself I guess, just seems kinda super young. I expected them to do it in middle school.

Anyway, I went to private high schools from 4th grade to graduation so we only got things about sex my Senior year of highschool.

Learning the ins and outs of the human body was quite a task after that.

Did you get tripped up on the clitoris being a thing because I vividly remember being surprised the vagina was more complex than just a hole.

 

[Rean]

That desert/rocky area that Goku and Vegeta fight in that Woolie and Pat refer to reminds me of the end of

Spoiler

Korra season 3.

 

[DoktorEvil]

I NEED a Mecha game for 3DS.

 

[jack_package_200]

Gonna play ZOE 1 HD for the first time tonight. Will you be here with me?