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Super Best Friends Thread 16: You thought Woolie was the Liar, but it was me Patrick!

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ShakuganSan

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Xiraiya said:
Isn't it standard they teach you exactly how it all works? I assumed he was just being ignorant not grasping the concept of penetration.

But if they didn't teach that then... Sex-Ed without that information doesn't sound like Sex-Ed at all, what kind of School would be so irresponsible?
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I'm guessing they thought the kids might start having sex at a young age. I dunno.

zedreamcast said:
I knew that when a sperm and egg mix you get a baby but I had no idea the process of putting that egg and sperm together and I didnt really pay attention in health class.
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So you had no clue where the sperm comes from or where the egg is? Did you think girls had a penis too?
 
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Zenfalcia

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Mathaou said:
At my private catholic school we had an incompetent religion teacher and hockey coach teach us sex ed. We watched a cartoon that was basically porn. But I already knew all about sex by 6th grade, I learned when I was 6. Theres a fucked up story behind that that I'll go into later.
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Didn't you just already say a barber explained it to you after finding a playboy magazine?
 
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CthulhuSushi

Banned
TechnicaUS said:
Middle school? Christ. That shit didn't happen till high school round here.
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Inner city public schools man.
Xiraiya said:
In Grade 5 we were shown a video about hormones and why guys get boners and all that, and then the process of relationships getting more sexual as one gets older and then they explain how sex works, they don't necessarily show you the details but they explain it verbally in the video with some vague imagery of a cartoon bed rocking with people in it.

Then in Grade 6 they explained the act in more depth and the process of pregnancy and the birthing video.

Then in Highschool they were showing you how different contraceptives work and taught both girls and guys how to put on a condom, since the logic was "If kids are going to party and hook up, at least make sure both of them know how to apply condoms in case the guy is too drunk."
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My first Sex Ed class where they even started to explain anything wasn't until 8th grade.
By that point I already knew everything they taught just from self exploration.
 
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sjay1994

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Look at this fucking blaziken card

get
 
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Rizzi

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I had to walk 40 minutes to a bus stop today because apparently the bus I was supposed to catch broke down for two hours.
My feet are killing me. Next time I'll just go to EB Games instead of trying to save $20.
 
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Xiraiya

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CthulhuSushi said:
Inner city public schools man.
My first Sex Ed class where they even started to explain anything wasn't until 8th grade.
By that point I already knew everything they taught just from self exploration.
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I don't know how standardized the whole Process is here in Aus or how much it varies from state to state (Probably not too much)

Basically I guess their logic was to get the information out there starting at Grade 5, since kids were usually 10 or 11 by then and not yet filled with hormones to give them the urges, so it was like a "When this starts happening, you'll actually know what it all means" situation.
 
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Mathaou

legacy of cane
Zenfalcia said:
I am tempted to do stupid things just to make people watch Valvrave.
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One of my favorite DEMO jokes is when he was talking about people doing shit they see in anime: "My little cousin watched Valvrave the Liberator, and she is now a serial rapist."

Zenfalcia said:
Didn't you just already say a barber explained it to you after finding a playboy magazine?
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That was when someone explained the science behind it, but I actually googled it when I was 6 and just found porn. I thought that this was just a thing people did, I didn't know it had a purpose.
 
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DoktorEvil

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Ilvocare said:
Are you implying that BestGAF is suddenly going to single-handedly revive the FA community? What's next, suddenly everyone engages in a massive Anarchy Reigns grab-bag?
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We tried that. We managed to get a couple matches in before the netcode shat the bed :/

RecursiveFault said:
OT1 iirc,
and I didn't have a PS3 so I couldn't play ;_;
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I have Ultimax now tho. Once I get better at playing, were gonna have a few matches!
 
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CthulhuSushi

Banned
Xiraiya said:
I don't know how standardized the whole Process is here in Aus or how much it varies from state to state (Probably not too much)

Basically I guess their logic was to get the information out there starting at Grade 5, since kids were usually 10 or 11 by then and not yet filled with hormones to give them the urges, so it was like a "When this starts happening, you'll actually know what it all means" situation.
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Well yeah, that's a smart way to handle the situation, that way kids don't go around sticking their dicks in everything because they don't know what's happening.
 
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Xiraiya

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Mathaou said:
That was when someone explained the science behind it, but I actually googled it when I was 6 and just found porn. I thought that this was just a thing people did, I didn't know it had a purpose.
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I was one of those kids who was always just kind of aware of girls and how they were different and all that kind of stuff from like the age of 4 or 5, it was like an instinct, as weird as that sounds.
 
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Mathaou

legacy of cane
Xiraiya said:
I was one of those kids who was always just kind of aware of girls and how they were different and all that kind of stuff from like the age of 4 or 5, it was like an instinct, as weird as that sounds.
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No, that was totally me. I get you. Me being a big dick baller as a kid is the reason almost all of my friends are girls, and the reason that a lot of people think I'm gay.

Or is that the musical theater and dancing?
 
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Zenfalcia

Member
PhantomGaming said:
Well, if we want to watch a really shitty anime that'll piss you off then Valvrave would be a good choice, but I'm going to go with OreImo.
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Sure.
Mathaou said:
One of my favorite DEMO jokes is when he was talking about people doing shit they see in anime: "My little cousin watched Valvrave the Liberator, and she is now a serial rapist."

That was when someone explained the science behind it, but I actually googled it when I was 6 and just found porn. I thought that this was just a thing people did, I didn't know it had a purpose.
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Nice joke.

Oh, that's just great.
 
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semisonic

Banned
Mathaou said:
No, that was totally me. I get you. Me being a big dick baller as a kid is the reason almost all of my friends are girls, and the reason that a lot of people think I'm gay.

Or is that the musical theater and dancing?
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Not sure if serious or not
It's the latter either way
 
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DoktorEvil

Banned
Mathaou said:
No, that was totally me. I get you. Me being a big dick baller as a kid is the reason almost all of my friends are girls, and the reason that a lot of people think I'm gay.

Or is that the musical theater and dancing?
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There's nothing gay about dancing. Or theater.

Alfebit said:
I mean, you could try, but it'd be pretty hard to play together since I own the 360 version.
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Hmm, that's a problem.
 
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ArclightBorealis

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The requirement for this AC3 mission to unlock a secret part is such fucking horseshit. I have to dodge every missile thrown at me for two minutes but one or two always end up getting me when my anti missile systems refuse to work.
 
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