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[Tr4nce]

Yeah, right. Here we go again!

Various Dutch news sites report that in Russia, a dead alien has been found. Now, I want to believe, but sadly I don't think it's real. Although I must say, it looks really good IMO.

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMGatrWkG2c


Edit: some Dutch links:

- http://www.ad.nl/ad/nl/1014/Bizar/a...11/04/18/Dode-alien-in-Rusland-gevonden.dhtml

- http://www.zie.nl/video/opmerkelijk/Dode-alien-in-Rusland-gevonden/m1gz3c3fdi60

 

[Nyx]

It's real.

Believe.

 

[spiderman123]

:O!!!!!!!!!!!!!


My balls just rolled out of my mouth

 

[Meadows]

load of bollocks

 

[Veidt]

shit. that's a pretty good close up.

 

[Kosmo]

I want to believe )-;

 

[Freedom = $1.05]

well that just about seals it, doesn't it?

 

[MadraptorMan]

YouTube!

 

[Aylinato]

what a terrible way to die, in a russian winter =(

 

[Kraftwerk]

PLEASE BE REAL D:<

 

[daviyoung]

sadly I don't think it's real

Shocker!

 

[-viper-]

eh, it looks fucking tiny.

 

[Houston3000]

Guys, there's a video... it HAS to be real

 

[Darklord]

Why do they always look the same? If all the sightings in the world were real then the universe is full of little grey people.

 

[spiderman123]

Why do they always look the same? If all the sightings in the world were real then the universe is full of little grey people.

speaking of which my dream abduction

http://www.geekculture.com/quickpollimages/qp280.gif

 

[bengraven]

Didn't someone post something about aliens/UFOs spotted just a few days ago in Russia?

Makes me want to believe.

Spoiler

if that's 100% real, it's probably a very rotted human body found in the ice from a former conflict/accident.

 

[sullytao]

Well I'm convinced. How could a space travelling species not die in a snowy field.

 

[Cosmic Dreams]

Bull & shit.

 

[Zenith]

at least they used a good camera.

 

[Wark]

I always find videos like this to be interesting whether they are real or not.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

They come 15 lightyears in their invisible spaceships to abduct people for weird sex, but they just can't seem to retrieve their dead.

 

[The Elite]

It's suffering from Wolverine face.

 

[bengraven]

Well I'm convinced. How could a space travelling species not die in a snowy field.

Someone sneezed on it.

 

[Always-honest]

All aliens look the same. Must suck to be one.

 

[Trevelyon]

Waiting for the crazy speaker blowing jump scare.....

 

[mf.luder]

It looks very small.

Those photos released by NASA the other day blew my mind. There has to be something else out there. The Andromeda galaxy looks amazing.

Pic too big to post. http://www.nasa.gov/images/content/427020main_pia12832-c.jpg

 

[aesop]

Right?

 

[Snowman Prophet of Doom]

Why do they always look the same? If all the sightings in the world were real then the universe is full of little grey people.

Well, in the one in a spajillion chance that there really ARE aliens visiting Earth and abducting people, wouldn't you think that they probably would like the way that people described, since there'd almost surely be only one species visiting us?

 

[Joel Was Right]

They come 15 lightyears in their invisible spaceships to abduct people for weird sex, but they just can't seem to retrieve their dead.

The story with the video (in description) says there was a crash.

Around one month ago this publication reported on a major UFO event that occurred in the region of Irkutsk in Russia's Siberia. Hundreds of villagers saw a huge object, glowing pink and blue, hurtle towards Earth before loudly impacting the ground in a wooded area . The event received widespread coverage in Russia and was reported by Inter-fax, Russia's government news agency (See article here). In the West the event was completely ignored if not deliberately kept from public view.

An enormous team of government officials, including military personal, secret service agents and science ministry officials made their was to the UFO crash site within hours of the event occurring.

Now it seems a video has been leaked onto the Internet showing a dead Alien (see video below), found in the Republic of Buryatia, not far from the site of the UFO crash. Is the alien seen in this video a survivor of that crash who managed to leave the area only to die as a result of Russia's harsh

The body is missing a few limbs, yet I can't see any sign of a crash or debris anywhere near the body - assuming the body was in this UFO in the first place. UFO crash retrieval stories are nothing new, but this is the first time anything has been found after a rumoured clean-up; I find it hard to believe they'd forget to take one of the bodies with them

 

[AiTM]

 

[Koomaster]

No wonder it died, it's nude.

Actually kind of looks like a turkey, wonder how good alien tastes?

 

[Kyoufu]

Wish this was real. I want to be abducted by Aliens and be turned into a powerful being.

 

[Chuckie]

Probably some poor deformed kid the parents left there to die in the cold because they couldn't afford to raise it.

 

[A Human Becoming]

My balls just rolled out of my mouth

What were they doing there in the first place?

 

[Kusagari]

What's with all these alien stories lately?

 

[spiderman123]

What were they doing there in the first place?

I don't kiss and tell *wink*

 

[Slo]

It's tiny. A monkey?

 

[°°ToMmY°°]

youtube comment:

Poke it with a stick god damn it.&#65279;

 

[Barrett2]

I can confirm that this is indeed real.

 

[Not a Jellyfish]

Anyone know what movie this vid is for?

Day 1 for me.

 

[Darklord]

Well, in the one in a spajillion chance that there really ARE aliens visiting Earth and abducting people, wouldn't you think that they probably would like the way that people described, since there'd almost surely be only one species visiting us?

I wouldn't say it would be strange for actual Aliens to visit. We have no idea how they travel, or what's out there. If space travel was common to them and they could zip all over the place, why not visit here? Although, I doubt they'd abduct people.

And they are always similar but different. Some more the tall, lanky greys, then there are the small ones, the mouthless ones, the giant black eye ones.

 

[CrunchyB]

That's a pretty nice-looking fake.

 

[Divius]

Looks cool(pun) and pretty real. Is probably isn't.

I now also want a piece of appeltaart.

 

[Suairyu]

What scares me about GAF is that I know half the posters are being dead serious, the other half mocking the stupidity of the first half and I can't actually work out which camp each poster falls into.

 

[Sir Pant]

Probably some poor deformed kid the parents left there to die in the cold because they couldn't afford to raise it.

This. Why would aliens go to Siberia anyway?

 

[spiderman123]

Well, in the one in a spajillion chance that there really ARE aliens visiting Earth and abducting people, wouldn't you think that they probably would like the way that people described, since there'd almost surely be only one species visiting us?

according to this artist interpretation of the last alien thread. They been doing it for a while

 

[Joel Was Right]

Let's talk about the validity of the video rather than the usual cliche [poor] jokes. They get boring fast

 

[Chuckie]

according to this artist interpretation of the last alien thread. They been doing it for a while

Is that middle alien a Hitler from outer-space?

 

[RevDM]

In Soviet Russia...

can someone help me out with this one?

 

[hawkshockey11]

They can travel light years to our planet in space ships and yet they can't land, or they hit a tree or something. And when they aren't crashing they are probing rednecks or flying within cell phone cameras.