Supposed "Dead Alien" found in Russia (Video)

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Night_Trekker said:
Because there aren't individual idiots in our own species, right? He could have been the slow gray.

Oh, the slow gray. That makes sense.

Much like the slow human we would send on an interstellar spaceship to spy on an alien species.

And that we then just leave behind for the alien species to find once he dies, even though we went to all the effort to hide from them.
 
ArjanN said:
Oh, the slow gray. That makes sense.

Much like the slow human we would send on an interstellar spaceship to spy on an alien species.

And that we then just leave behind for the alien species to find once he dies, even though we went to all the effort to hide from them.
I recently watched a documentary from the 80s where almost exactly this happened. A naked alien is accidentally left behind on Earth. Takes up temporary residence with some friendly humans, tends to act a bit stupid. Next thing you know, he stays out all night in the wood, turns completely pale, and nearly dies.
 
ArjanN said:
Oh, the slow gray. That makes sense.

Much like the slow human we would send on an interstellar spaceship to spy on an alien species.

And that we then just leave behind for the alien species to find once he dies, even though we went to all the effort to hide from them.
Maybe they sent him on a snipe hunt.
 
spiderman123 said:
i'm assuming your joking right?

Sort of, I would have thought if it really was real then Russia would have the video taken down?

I'd prefer if we found a live alien, at least then there wouldn't be any doubt :p
 
Stabbie said:
You don't get it. Intelligent species need an efficient body structure since the brain takes up the most ressources. That's why an intelligent alien species will most definately not fly or have 100 arms. Two of each is the most logical thing, simply because it's the most efficient.

There are a lot of other factors that would lead to a humanoid form. E.g. hands are very likely to be present since written communication is necessary to develop a civilisation. Without written civilisation we never would have gotten past cavemen.

You really aren't thinking about this all too well.

If less is more efficient, maybe they float with that gas sack, and have a single tentacle covered in movable barbs, with a level of dexterity that vastly outstrips our own. Your axioms are absolutely unfounded.

Maybe they don't need written communication - maybe they have something that essentially amounts to telepathic communication? Maybe they have a touch-based education system, you touch another of the species, and they immediately know everything you want them to know - these tentacles are crazy like that.
 
I had an alien land in my lawn once. Greeted me with his weird talk. Shoot him, skinned him, gutted him, rubbed my secret blend of spices on him, threw him on the fire.....

Tasted like chicken...Mmmmm...

alien1.jpg
 
Kinitari said:
You really aren't thinking about this all too well.

If less is more efficient, maybe they float with that gas sack, and have a single tentacle covered in movable barbs, with a level of dexterity that vastly outstrips our own. Your axioms are absolutely unfounded.

Maybe they don't need written communication - maybe they have something that essentially amounts to telepathic communication? Maybe they have a touch-based education system, you touch another of the species, and they immediately know everything you want them to know - these tentacles are crazy like that.

I honestly don't think most people are reading any of the links posted in the thread.

I mean, seriously, the fact there's other tool-using species on the planet should blow people's minds in the implications of that. Birds do it, dolphins do it, and the aforementioned Octopi have been observed using tools:

http://www.scientificamerican.com/blog/post.cfm?id=a-tool-wielding-octopus-this-invert-2009-12-14

That's incredible on multiple levels.
 
Full Recovery said:
The supposed UFO is larger than the helicopter.. That's like a bird trying to carry a stone three times its weight.
I don't know what's dumber, these videos or the logic people use to dismiss them. First you talk about size and then weight?
 
You know, sometimes I wish I did a little more with my life instead of hangin' out in front of places sellin' weed 'n shit. Like, maybe be an animal doctor. Why not me? I like seals 'n shit. Or maybe an astronaut. Yeah... I'd be the first motherfucker to see a new galaxy, or find a new alien life form... and fuck it. And people'd be, like, "There he goes; homeboy fucked a Martian once."
 
.la1n said:
You know, sometimes I wish I did a little more with my life instead of hangin' out in front of places sellin' weed 'n shit. Like, maybe be an animal doctor. Why not me? I like seals 'n shit. Or maybe an astronaut. Yeah... I'd be the first motherfucker to see a new galaxy, or find a new alien life form... and fuck it. And people'd be, like, "There he goes; homeboy fucked a Martian once."

Respect. I love those movies.
 
JoshuaJSlone said:
I recently watched a documentary from the 80s where almost exactly this happened. A naked alien is accidentally left behind on Earth. Takes up temporary residence with some friendly humans, tends to act a bit stupid. Next thing you know, he stays out all night in the wood, turns completely pale, and nearly dies.
Hey i saw it too, poor alien could barely comunicate.
 
why does it have to be an alien? why not some new species? the fact all these footage is about little green men-like creatures tells me it's fake, they all aim for the stereotype.
 
Full Recovery said:
The supposed UFO is larger than the helicopter.. That's like a bird trying to carry a stone three times its weight.

Yes, just like a bag of feathers is the same weight as a bag of rocks.
 
Derwind said:
I had an alien land in my lawn once. Greeted me with his weird talk. Shoot him, skinned him, gutted him, rubbed my secret blend of spices on him, threw him on the fire.....

Tasted like chicken...Mmmmm...

alien1.jpg
Wah? Photo of the prop?
 
bobbychalkers said:
Why are aliens always frail-looking and naked?
What if the aliens are just chucking the equivalent of their planet's mice or rabbits out their ufo doors just to see how we react when we spot them?

What a twist?
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KRZQQ_eICo&feature=player_detailpage#t=4919s

This video is great the whole way, but from 1:21:00 or so on is pertinent to the alien discussion.

Basically, he says that our dna is about 2% different from a chimp. Maybe our intelligence difference is also on the same scale. As smart as we think we are, maybe we're only 2% more intelligent than the chimps. The smartest chimp is about as intelligent as baby. Now imagine an alien that is another step up that scale. Smarter than the smartest human when just a baby. Then he makes the hilarious joke that maybe the reason we haven't been contacted is that aliens have visited earth and determined that there was no intelligent life.

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Basically what I'm saying is that there's no reason to believe that a smart alien would look anything like us because there's no reason to believe we're actually that intelligent. We're intelligent on this planet, but that doesn't really mean anything on the grand scale of things.
 
mike23 said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KRZQQ_eICo&feature=player_detailpage#t=4919s

This video is great the whole way, but from 1:21:00 or so on is pertinent to the alien discussion.

Basically, he says that our dna is about 2% different from a chimp. Maybe our intelligence difference is also on the same scale. As smart as we think we are, maybe we're only 2% more intelligent than the chimps. The smartest chimp is about as intelligent as baby. Now imagine an alien that is another step up that scale. Smarter than the smartest human when just a baby. Then he makes the hilarious joke that maybe the reason we haven't been contacted is that aliens have visited earth and determined that there was no intelligent life.

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Basically what I'm saying is that there's no reason to believe that a smart alien would look anything like us because there's no reason to believe we're actually that intelligent. We're intelligent on this planet, but that doesn't really mean anything on the grand scale of things.
What measurement of intelligence would you use to judge a 2% difference?
 
BobTheFork said:
What measurement of intelligence would you use to judge a 2% difference?

It's not meant to be scientifically measured or anything like that. Just a thought experiment. Imagine something so intelligent that it perceives us as we perceive chimps. Unintelligent and complete unworthy of a conversation.

The 2% is just to make you think about the possibilities of something that is even more intelligent
 
Guys, seriously.

CLEARLY it was a child alien that sneaked on board his fathers spaceship to see for himself what his father did on his missions to earth. Since none of the aliens knew he was on the ship they didn't account for his body after the crash. That's why it's so small and that's why they didn't collect the body.

It's all so fucking obvious I'm surprised you people haven't been able to figure it out. Jesus.
 
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