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[CFMOORE!]

not sure you can afford an audi on a 77k salary...

easily.

 

[H.Protagonist]

You're hardly fat...Short? Yep.

Think he was kidding unless he somehow blew up since last NYC meet up. Can NY Gaffers confirm that jason is now shaped like an assemblage of pudding?

 

[PoopShooter]

That entire survey is basically this:

Dave saw this one comin already

 

[Chiggs]

There was a thread around here that showcased some TED video which had some male speaker talking about how modern men are pathetic because they would rather have an iPad than a woman. After reading this list, I'm starting to understand why men are flocking to electronics.

 

[nitewulf]

easily.

what, an A2?

after rent+other expenses, if living in a big city...i am not sure.

somewhere rural, or midwest, ok, i could see it happening.

 

[Deleted member 1159]

what, an A2?

after rent+other expenses, if living in a big city...i am not sure.

somewhere rural, or midwest, ok, i could see it happening.

Audis start in the 30's brand new. I could afford that with a mortgage and I don't make 77k.

 

[CFMOORE!]

what, an A2?

after rent+other expenses, if living in a big city...i am not sure.

somewhere rural, or midwest, ok, i could see it happening.

don't live like a complete idiot and you could rock an A6. It is all about being responsible. though obviously the more you make the more you want to spend on frivolous stuff

 

[YoungHav]

I am 11 of them , not even half a mang.

 

[rpmurphy]

There was a thread around here that showcased some TED video which had some male speaker talking about how modern men are pathetic because they would rather have an iPad than a woman. After reading this list, I'm starting to understand why men are flocking to electronics.

3D women are so hard to understand… (´･ω･`)

 

[Petrichor]

Beer drinker seems really out of place there. There's no benefit to a woman if a guy drinks.

The question was probably "which alcoholic beverage would your ideal man drink" and anything other than beer probably wouldn't have been deemed masculine enough.

Just speculation though, whole list is stupid imo.

 

[checkeredknight]

I am 16 of those things, so just over half! It's a shame none of the women I've met around here have many qualities I like, though...

Also, 17 minutes... I'd love to hear how they came to that conclusion.

 

[rpmurphy]

I am 16 of those things, so just over half! It's a shame none of the women I've met around here have many qualities I like, though...

Also, 17 minutes... I'd love to hear how they came to that conclusion.

The guy can't take longer than the woman to get ready to go out.

 

[Brera]

2.Toned and athletic
3.Brown eyes
4.Short dark hair
5.Smart dress sense

7.Non-smoker
8.Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper
9.Gets ready in 17 minutes
10.Stylish
11.Wants a family
12.Earns £48,000 ($77,000) a year
13.Loves shopping
14.Eats meat
15.Clean shaven
16.Smooth chest
17.Watches soaps

19.Drives an Audi
20.Educated to degree level
21.Earns more than his other half
22.Jokes around and has a laugh
23.Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset
24.Says 'I love you' only when he means it
25.Admits it when he looks at other women
26.Has a driver's license
27.Can swim
28.Can ride a bike
29.Can change a tire
30.Calls mom regularly

That's me!

 

[george_us]

Gentlemen, we are well and truly fucked.

Speak for yourself. I'm 6'1" and hopefully on my way to making 80K. *fist pump*

I love how there is always such a discrepancy between what women want and what they end up with. Keep dreaming ladies, keep dreaming.

People in general can't afford to be that picky.

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

1.6 feet tall
2.Toned and athletic
3.Brown eyes
4.Short dark hair
5.Smart dress sense
6.Beer drinker
7.Non-smoker
8.Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper
9.Gets ready in 17 minutes
10.Stylish
11.Wants a family
12.Earns £48,000 ($77,000) a year
13.Loves shopping
14.Eats meat
15.Clean shaven
16.Smooth chest
17.Watches soaps
18.Enjoys watching football
19.Drives an Audi
20.Educated to degree level
21.Earns more than his other half
22.Jokes around and has a laugh
23.Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset
24.Says 'I love you' only when he means it
25.Admits it when he looks at other women
26.Has a driver's license
27.Can swim
28.Can ride a bike
29.Can change a tire
30.Calls mom regularly


meh. good luck british GAF.

 

[nVidiot_Whore]

11.Wants a family
16.Smooth chest
17.Watches soaps
18.Enjoys watching football
19.Drives an Audi
20.Educated to degree level
30.Calls mom regularly

I have all.. but these..

That's fine.. I find women who don't want a family.

Most girls seem to love my not-smooth but not overly hairy chest.

Soap Operas? Good lord.. I would not date a girl who watches Soaps, so that's fine.

I hate watching football, and don't really like the type of girl who is in to guys who like football.

I don't drive an Audi, but I do drive an Infiniti, and am probably going to buy an Audi S5 soon.

I don't have a degree, but I started my career at 19 or so without one, and make several times the average degree holder.

My Mom is dead, so I can't call her.. hah! I think I get an out on that one.

This list is a combination of typical good qualities, and really dorky ones.

 

[Riposte]

Pretty sure this thread exists to falsely boost my ego.

In any case brown eyes over blue eyes? wtf?

 

[nVidiot_Whore]

Oh wait.. I don't have brown eyes.

But I have color changing green-blue-gray eyes..

I also don't wear V-neck anything.. but I do wear nice jeans.

 

[TheKyle07]

Opposite of all the girls who have rejected me. They rejected me because I didn't have a beard.

Number one on the perfect women list:

1. Must love beards.

 

[Patrick Bateman]

"Watches soaps"

WTF? It's always the same dumb nonsense published by some "study".

 

[DoomGyver]

So where's the perfect woman list with her 30 qualtities? Or should we make one.

 

[goldenpp72]

4.Short dark hair
5.Smart dress sense (???)
7.Non-smoker
9.Gets ready in 17 minutes (usually less unless shower is included)
10.Stylish (???)
11.Wants a family
14.Eats meat
15.Clean shaven
16.Smooth chest
20.Educated to degree level
21.Earns more than his other half
22.Jokes around and has a laugh
23.Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset
24.Says 'I love you' only when he means it
25.Admits it when he looks at other women
26.Has a driver's license
27.Can swim
28.Can ride a bike
29.Can change a tire

Stupid list either way, but yeah. I like how the last.. half is like a throw in for loser guys, sure helps pad the list

 

[Piecake]

don't live like a complete idiot and you could rock an A6. It is all about being responsible. though obviously the more you make the more you want to spend on frivolous stuff

But if youre that responsible about money, why would you buy that expensive of a status symbol? Seems contradictory and makes no sense to me - though i am one cheap and frugal bastard

 

[Devolution]

But if youre that responsible about money, why would you buy that expensive of a status symbol? Seems contradictory and makes no sense to me - though i am one cheap and frugal bastard

#YOLO or something.

 

[TeegsD]

Oh look, number 1 has already eliminated me. Fuck my short Portuguese genes. Also need to learn to swim ASAP

 

[Piecake]

#YOLO or something.

I admit, i had to look that up. As for the meaning behind that, well, if a person finds buying a fancy luxury car living it up, then whatever. Personally, id rather just buy a used ford or toyota and use the money that i save for an awesome vacation.

 

[Pollux]

2.Toned and athletic

4.Short dark hair
5.Smart dress sense
6.Beer drinker
7.Non-smoker

9.Gets ready in 17 minutes
10.Stylish
11.Wants a family

13.Loves shopping
14.Eats meat
15.Clean shaven


18.Enjoys watching football
19.Drives an Audi Does a BMW count?
20.Educated to degree level
21.Earns more than his other half
22.Jokes around and has a laugh
23.Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset
24.Says 'I love you' only when he means it
25.Admits it when he looks at other women
26.Has a driver's license
27.Can swim
28.Can ride a bike
29.Can change a tire
30.Calls mom regularly

 

[Slavik81]

don't live like a complete idiot and you could rock an A6. It is all about being responsible. though obviously the more you make the more you want to spend on frivolous stuff

I made almost precisely that much last year before taxes. Perhaps I could provide some perspective. What's an A6 cost?

*looks it up*

Starting at 58k? That's insane. I'd have to work for a year to afford one if I bought nothing else. In practice, that's over 2 years worth of savings.

I can't afford that. I'll have a hard enough time buying a decent home as it is.

 

[wildfire]

So where's the perfect woman list with her 30 qualtities? Or should we make one.

Another British site did that but they only released partial data making it worthless.

 

[grumble]

Honestly the two things they missed on that list were 'confident' and 'good socially'. If you have those two you can forget most of the others.

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

1.6 feet tall
2.Toned and athletic
3.Brown eyes
4.Short dark hair
5.Smart dress sense
6.Beer drinker
7.Non-smoker
8.Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper
9.Gets ready in 17 minutes
10.Stylish
11.Wants a family
12.Earns £48,000 ($77,000) a year
13.Loves shopping
14.Eats meat
15.Clean shaven
16.Smooth chest
17.Watches soaps
18.Enjoys watching football
19.Drives an Audi
20.Educated to degree level
21.Earns more than his other half
22.Jokes around and has a laugh
23.Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset
24.Says 'I love you' only when he means it
25.Admits it when he looks at other women
26.Has a driver's license
27.Can swim
28.Can ride a bike
29.Can change a tire
30.Calls mom regularly

Thank goodness for women wanting a smooth chest. Fuck being hairy. It's so primitive.

 

[Rich Uncle Skeleton]

Pretty reasonable except for the V-neck shit. That's right out.

What's up with the V-neck hate in here? Do you guys dislike sweaters in general or does something about a V-neck specifically bother you? Seems strange.

a short, fat, hairy, aryan vegan whose flat broke, dresses poorly, smokes like a chimney and has no sense of humour?

This was the hardest I've laughed on GAF in a long time. Thank you.

 

[Acid08]

Thank goodness for women wanting a smooth chest. Fuck being hairy. It's so primitive.

 

[Kitsunebaby]

You forgot: Will do my dishes in exchange for some other menial chore that he hates.

I'll cook, do the dishes, and do the laundry so long as he cleans everything else. I freaking hate cleaning.

 

[SRG01]

I'll cook, do the dishes, and do the laundry so long as he cleans everything else. I freaking hate cleaning.

Most men I know, including myself, don't mind chores. I looove laundry.

 

[ColonelColon]

don't live like a complete idiot and you could rock an A6. It is all about being responsible. though obviously the more you make the more you want to spend on frivolous stuff

For me, buying a prohibitively expensive car would be the definition of living like a complete idiot and spending on frivolous stuff.

#YOLO or something.

Yes, you only live once, which is why you should live for yourself, not vain women who are impressed by status symbols.

 

[rexor0717]

Hey, I qualify for most of those. lol

 

[CrocMother]

Brown hair blue eyes > brown hair brown eyes

 

[TomServo]

For me, buying a prohibitively expensive car would be the definition of living like a complete idiot and spending on frivolous stuff.

Remember that to some people, "affording it" means they can make the monthly payments on a 60 or 72 month loan.

 

[Chiggs]

3D women are so hard to understand… (´･ω･`)

It's really just a matter of what you're willing to tolerate long-term. There is nothing worse than a high-maintenance girlfriend that compiles lists of what she thinks her significant other should be/do.

I'm all for people having high standards, but some of the shit on that list is dumb.

 

[Pollux]

Thank goodness for women wanting a smooth chest. Fuck being hairy. It's so primitive.

Jealous much?

 

[Akainu]

It's nice to want things.

 

[CFMOORE!]

But if youre that responsible about money, why would you buy that expensive of a status symbol? Seems contradictory and makes no sense to me - though i am one cheap and frugal bastard

I made almost precisely that much last year before taxes. Perhaps I could provide some perspective. What's an A6 cost?

*looks it up*

Starting at 58k? That's insane. I'd have to work for a year to afford one if I bought nothing else. In practice, that's over 2 years worth of savings.

I can't afford that. I'll have a hard enough time buying a decent home as it is.

For me, buying a prohibitively expensive car would be the definition of living like a complete idiot and spending on frivolous stuff.




Yes, you only live once, which is why you should live for yourself, not vain women who are impressed by status symbols.

i wont disagree that buying a fancy car isnt a dumb move, but there are tons of similarly bad ways to spend money as well. some people love the act of driving and a nice car REALLY makes that activity significantly more enjoyable.

people don't all buy these things for the status symbol of it all.

 

[Plywood]

1.6 feet tall
6.Beer drinker
8.Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper
11.Wants a family
18.Enjoys watching football
19.Drives an Audi

Fuck off.

 

[CFMOORE!]

Fuck off.

you're seriously pissed that they want a guy who wants a family?

 

[Plywood]

you're seriously pissed that they want a guy who wants a family?

Can't have your cake and make babies with it.

 

[PhoenixDark]

1.6 feet tall
2.Toned and athletic
3.Brown eyes
4.Short dark hair
5.Smart dress sense
6.Beer drinker
7.Non-smoker
8.Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper
9.Gets ready in 17 minutes
10.Stylish
11.Wants a family
12.Earns £48,000 ($77,000) a year
13.Loves shopping
14.Eats meat
15.Clean shaven
16.Smooth chest
17.Watches soaps
18.Enjoys watching football
19.Drives an Audi
20.Educated to degree level
21.Earns more than his other half
22.Jokes around and has a laugh
23.Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset
24.Says 'I love you' only when he means it
25.Admits it when he looks at other women
26.Has a driver's license
27.Can swim
28.Can ride a bike
29.Can change a tire
30.Calls mom regularly

Boom

 

[Frankenstrat]

17.Watches soaps

HAHAHAHAHAHANOPE

 

[PhoenixDark]

Well if Downton Abbey counts as a soap, I might as well bold that too

 

[Rikkun]

1.6 feet tall
2.Toned and athletic
3.Brown eyes
4.Short dark hair
5.Smart dress sense
6.Beer drinker
7.Non-smoker
8.Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper
9.Gets ready in 17 minutes
10.Stylish
11.Wants a family
12.Earns £48,000 ($77,000) a year LOLWHAT fucking €
13.Loves shopping
14.Eats meat
15.Clean shaven
16.Smooth chest
17.Watches soaps
18.Enjoys watching football
19.Drives an Audi
20.Educated to degree level
21.Earns more than his other half
22.Jokes around and has a laugh
23.Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset
24.Says 'I love you' only when he means it
25.Admits it when he looks at other women
26.Has a driver's license
27.Can swim
28.Can ride a bike
29.Can change a tire
30.Calls mom regularly

20/30

This list sucks anyway. Who did they ask to? 18 to 99 years old from all over the world?