You forgot to place cup sizes.
Savannah was the shit. Other than that I didn't actively watch soaps unless you count WWF wrestling.
Survey: Meet 'The Perfect Man' and his 30 qualities.
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You forgot to place cup sizes.
Savannah was the shit. Other than that I didn't actively watch soaps unless you count WWF wrestling.
KO Traveling Hobo
Member
Civil war is brewing. The Gafpocalypse is nigh.
ThoseDeafMutes
Member
I'd be worthless at this since I'll basically take anyone that likes to cuddle and isn't some sort of deformed monstrosity.
:3
computers putin'
Member
yeah, forget the list for a second, how many people are even 6 feet and make over $77,000?
freenudemacusers
Member
My wife and I combined are well over 6 feet and make a decent amount over 77k. Date us UK women!
Hah, what a silly list. I'll play along though!
1.6 feet tall
2.Toned and athletic
3.Brown eyes
4.Short dark hair
5.Smart dress sense
6.Beer drinker
7.Non-smoker
8.Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper
9.Gets ready in 17 mins
10.Stylish
11.Wants a family
12.Earns £48,000 ($77,000) a year
13.Loves shopping - I love shopping online, does that count?
14.Eats meat
15.Clean shaven
16.Smooth chest
17.Watches soaps
18.Enjoys watching football - both American football and soccer!
19.Drives an Audi - I drive a BMW
20.Educated to degree level
21.Earns more than his other half
22.Jokes around and has a laugh
23.Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset
24.Says 'I love you' only when he means it
25.Admits it when he looks at other women
26.Has a driver's license
27.Can swim
28.Can ride a bike - Bike and motorcycle!
29.Can change a tire
30.Calls mom regularly
I was fairly conservative with my picks and still got 25/30. The Audi one and the shopping one are maybes.
I guess I should start talking to more girls (been years since my last real relationship)
1.6 feet tall
2.Toned and athletic
3.Brown eyes
4.Short dark hair
5.Smart dress sense
6.Beer drinker
7.Non-smoker
8.Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper
9.Gets ready in 17 mins
10.Stylish
11.Wants a family
12.Earns £48,000 ($77,000) a year
13.Loves shopping - I love shopping online, does that count?
14.Eats meat
15.Clean shaven
16.Smooth chest
17.Watches soaps
18.Enjoys watching football - both American football and soccer!
19.Drives an Audi - I drive a BMW
20.Educated to degree level
21.Earns more than his other half
22.Jokes around and has a laugh
23.Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset
24.Says 'I love you' only when he means it
25.Admits it when he looks at other women
26.Has a driver's license
27.Can swim
28.Can ride a bike - Bike and motorcycle!
29.Can change a tire
30.Calls mom regularly
I was fairly conservative with my picks and still got 25/30. The Audi one and the shopping one are maybes.
I guess I should start talking to more girls (been years since my last real relationship)
Well while GirlGAF is busy compiling a list, here's GuyGAF's 'perfect woman' qualities;
1. Reasonably attractive
2. Will let me have sex with her
3.........
yeah, that's all i've got.
Vanillalite
Ask me about the GAF Notebook
No self respecting football watching man watches soaps. Those polled women are CLUELESS.
Don't lie. While this is defacto mentality during our dating stage we also place importance on a couple of qualities on a woman who fits our ideal of sharing a home with them as well. Usually these traits boil down to having respect for you and your abilities, and not becoming a harpy.
MrToughPants
Brian Burke punched my mom
UK poll?
H.Protagonist
[-_-]/
But they'll never believe whatever we list if we don't specify penis size as the #1 desirable trait. ;P
1.6 feet tall
2.Toned and athletic
3.Brown eyes - Nope, one blue, one green
4.Short dark hair - Nope, dirty blonde
5.Smart dress sense - kind of
6.Beer drinker
7.Non-smoker
8.Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper
9.Gets ready in 17 minutes - Nope, I'm a bitch and take about 40 minutes
10.Stylish
11.Wants a family
12.Earns £48,000 ($77,000) a year
13.Loves shopping - Nope, I'm a man
14.Eats meat
15.Clean shaven
16.Smooth chest
17.Watches soaps - Nope, I'm a man
18.Enjoys watching football
19.Drives an Audi - Nope, sold my luxury car for a CUV
20.Educated to degree level - Nope, bypassed college/uni and got a head start
21.Earns more than his other half
22.Jokes around and has a laugh
23.Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset
24.Says 'I love you' only when he means it
25.Admits it when he looks at other women
26.Has a driver's license
27.Can swim
28.Can ride a bike
29.Can change a tire
30.Calls mom regularly
1. Daily blow job
2. Cooks for you
3. Leaves you alone
2.Toned and athletic
3.Brown eyes - Nope, one blue, one green
4.Short dark hair - Nope, dirty blonde
5.Smart dress sense - kind of
6.Beer drinker
7.Non-smoker
8.Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper
9.Gets ready in 17 minutes - Nope, I'm a bitch and take about 40 minutes
10.Stylish
11.Wants a family
12.Earns £48,000 ($77,000) a year
13.Loves shopping - Nope, I'm a man
14.Eats meat
15.Clean shaven
16.Smooth chest
17.Watches soaps - Nope, I'm a man
18.Enjoys watching football
19.Drives an Audi - Nope, sold my luxury car for a CUV
20.Educated to degree level - Nope, bypassed college/uni and got a head start
21.Earns more than his other half
22.Jokes around and has a laugh
23.Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset
24.Says 'I love you' only when he means it
25.Admits it when he looks at other women
26.Has a driver's license
27.Can swim
28.Can ride a bike
29.Can change a tire
30.Calls mom regularly
1. Daily blow job
2. Cooks for you
3. Leaves you alone
My perfect woman would probably be so different from a standardized list like this. I don't even remotely like the idea of "perfect"; it calls to mind this whitewashed idea that is bland and uninteresting. My perfect woman would wear glasses, be more into books than TV, and probably have worn braces at some point in her life. I am a big fan of bookworms and nerds, but even then I am fine with anyone who has a good attitude toward life and works hard for what they want.
I don't know if my fiancee even knows how to read a book, but she is one of the hardest working people I know, has a good sense of humor, respects her friends and family, and is totally if unconventionally beautiful. I don't know how I would get along with someone who hit every single bullet point on my list. I think I'd be weirded out by them.
And that "calling mom" thing... man, I would hate that. I do hate that. That's one of my few annoyances with my SO: she is always calling her mom. It's so annoying. Ideally she would be completely independent and be able to make up her own mind. Seeing "calling mom" on this list was really surprising for me. Do women really want that in their men?
I don't know if my fiancee even knows how to read a book, but she is one of the hardest working people I know, has a good sense of humor, respects her friends and family, and is totally if unconventionally beautiful. I don't know how I would get along with someone who hit every single bullet point on my list. I think I'd be weirded out by them.
And that "calling mom" thing... man, I would hate that. I do hate that. That's one of my few annoyances with my SO: she is always calling her mom. It's so annoying. Ideally she would be completely independent and be able to make up her own mind. Seeing "calling mom" on this list was really surprising for me. Do women really want that in their men?
I honestly don't know what I'd put... I guess I have a few things but the list wouldn't be very long. I doubt all of us girls could agree.
The only things I can think of are: intelligent, enjoys reading, active, and hardworking.
H.Protagonist
[-_-]/
You forgot: Will do my dishes in exchange for some other menial chore that he hates.
Haha. Dishes I don't mind. Honestly, I'd rather do those everyday than have to clean the bathroom once a week. D:
You'd have to vote on it I suppose to make one for GirlGAF as a whole, but nothing is stopping you from posting personal lists here, like others have done for what they want in a woman.
The Incarnation
Member
1.6 feet tall
2.Toned and athletic
3.Brown eyes
4.Short dark hair
5.Smart dress sense
6.Beer drinker
7.Non-smoker
8.Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper
9.Gets ready in 17 minutes
10.Stylish
11.Wants a family
12.Earns £48,000 ($77,000) a year
13.Loves shopping
14.Eats meat
15.Clean shaven
16.Smooth chest
17.Watches soaps
18.Enjoys watching football
19.Drives an Audi
20.Educated to degree level
21.Earns more than his other half
22.Jokes around and has a laugh
23.Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset
24.Says 'I love you' only when he means it
25.Admits it when he looks at other women
26.Has a driver's license
27.Can swim
28.Can ride a bike
29.Can change a tire
30.Calls mom regularly
Fuck all that may as well follow the ten commandments.
Seem like it would be easier to please God.
2.Toned and athletic
3.Brown eyes
4.Short dark hair
5.Smart dress sense
6.Beer drinker
7.Non-smoker
8.Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper
9.Gets ready in 17 minutes
10.Stylish
11.Wants a family
12.Earns £48,000 ($77,000) a year
13.Loves shopping
14.Eats meat
15.Clean shaven
16.Smooth chest
17.Watches soaps
18.Enjoys watching football
19.Drives an Audi
20.Educated to degree level
21.Earns more than his other half
22.Jokes around and has a laugh
23.Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset
24.Says 'I love you' only when he means it
25.Admits it when he looks at other women
26.Has a driver's license
27.Can swim
28.Can ride a bike
29.Can change a tire
30.Calls mom regularly
Fuck all that may as well follow the ten commandments.
Seem like it would be easier to please God.
Liquid_015
Gold Member
1.6 feet tall
2.Toned and athletic
3.Brown eyes
4.Short dark hair
5.Smart dress sense (When I feel like it)
6.Beer drinker
7.Non-smoker
8.Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper
9.Gets ready in 17 minutes (Takes me less than 17min really.)
10.Stylish
11.Wants a family (possibly)
12.Earns £48,000 ($77,000) a year
13.Loves shopping (sometimes)
14.Eats meat
15.Clean shaven
16.Smooth chest
17.Watches soaps
18.Enjoys watching football
19.Drives an Audi
20.Educated to degree level
21.Earns more than his other half
22.Jokes around and has a laugh
23.Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset
24.Says 'I love you' only when he means it
25.Admits it when he looks at other women
26.Has a driver's license
27.Can swim
28.Can ride a bike
29.Can change a tire
30.Calls mom regularly
Almost there. lol.
2.Toned and athletic
3.Brown eyes
4.Short dark hair
5.Smart dress sense (When I feel like it)
6.Beer drinker
7.Non-smoker
8.Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper
9.Gets ready in 17 minutes (Takes me less than 17min really.)
10.Stylish
11.Wants a family (possibly)
12.Earns £48,000 ($77,000) a year
13.Loves shopping (sometimes)
14.Eats meat
15.Clean shaven
16.Smooth chest
17.Watches soaps
18.Enjoys watching football
19.Drives an Audi
20.Educated to degree level
21.Earns more than his other half
22.Jokes around and has a laugh
23.Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset
24.Says 'I love you' only when he means it
25.Admits it when he looks at other women
26.Has a driver's license
27.Can swim
28.Can ride a bike
29.Can change a tire
30.Calls mom regularly
Almost there. lol.
Fat, poor, and short ;b
freenudemacusers
Member
Neogaf account
Fudgepuppy
Banned
Opposite of all the girls who have rejected me. They rejected me because I didn't have a beard.
... Did they tell you that? Also, how old are you.Opposite of all the girls who have rejected me. They rejected me because I didn't have a beard.
youngplaya21
Member
For some reason, I can't stop laughing at this quote
If a woman told you she rejected you because you can't grow a beard, i'm pretty sure she was not only lying but found your insecurity/weakness. Or you're both 15 or something...Opposite of all the girls who have rejected me. They rejected me because I didn't have a beard.
1.6 feet tall
6,2 bitches
2.Toned and athletic
hitting the gym daily so I'm getting there
3.Brown eyes
I'll get contacts
4.Short dark hair
short and black
5.Smart dress sense
I'd like to think so
6.Beer drinker
not so much since my diet
7.Non-smoker
find it gross
8.Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper
yep
9.Gets ready in 17 minutes
probably less then that
10.Stylish
sure am
11.Wants a family
a big one too
12.Earns £48,000 ($77,000) a year
I'm on track to make that by the end of next year
13.Loves shopping
fucking love it
14.Eats meat
BACON
15.Clean shaven
Can barely grow a decent beard
16.Smooth chest
Barely any chest hair
17.Watches soaps
18.Enjoys watching football
19.Drives an Audi
Make due with my infiniti lady's.
20.Educated to degree level
getting there
21.Earns more than his other half
22.Jokes around and has a laugh
love too
23.Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset
I am
24.Says 'I love you' only when he means it
really hate it when a girl says that way too early
25.Admits it when he looks at other women
26.Has a driver's license
as soon as it was legal for me to get one.
27.Can swim
nope
28.Can ride a bike
who can't ride one/
29.Can change a tire
My since I was 14
30.Calls mom regularly
of course.
Alright now give that loving ladys.
6,2 bitches
2.Toned and athletic
hitting the gym daily so I'm getting there
3.Brown eyes
I'll get contacts
4.Short dark hair
short and black
5.Smart dress sense
I'd like to think so
6.Beer drinker
not so much since my diet
7.Non-smoker
find it gross
8.Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper
yep
9.Gets ready in 17 minutes
probably less then that
10.Stylish
sure am
11.Wants a family
a big one too
12.Earns £48,000 ($77,000) a year
I'm on track to make that by the end of next year
13.Loves shopping
fucking love it
14.Eats meat
BACON
15.Clean shaven
Can barely grow a decent beard
16.Smooth chest
Barely any chest hair
17.Watches soaps
18.Enjoys watching football
19.Drives an Audi
Make due with my infiniti lady's.
20.Educated to degree level
getting there
21.Earns more than his other half
22.Jokes around and has a laugh
love too
23.Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset
I am
24.Says 'I love you' only when he means it
really hate it when a girl says that way too early
25.Admits it when he looks at other women
26.Has a driver's license
as soon as it was legal for me to get one.
27.Can swim
nope
28.Can ride a bike
who can't ride one/
29.Can change a tire
My since I was 14
30.Calls mom regularly
of course.
Alright now give that loving ladys.
freenudemacusers
Member
Marry first, neogaf later. Was my strategy and it paid off.
Angry Fork
Member
Some of this seems like a list for the most generic but stable husband. If that's what women want that's fine but doesn't almost every married couple have this guy and then they turn fat and resent each other within 2 years? My brother is almost everything on this list but I would never want to be him because I find his life so meaningless.
He has a wife, kid, nice house in long island, big TV nice pool, is a small business owner etc. all of that stuff but every time I go to his house both him and his wife seem miserable. They barely use all of the nice things they have, it just seems to be there for show. As nice as that extra stuff may be it all seems mediocre/sad to me.
Maybe it's just the married/family life I don't understand and always seems full of compromise and crushed dreams. I don't think there's anything wrong with it but I can't personally imagine myself being happy in that environment where you lose most of your freedom due to responsibilities.
He has a wife, kid, nice house in long island, big TV nice pool, is a small business owner etc. all of that stuff but every time I go to his house both him and his wife seem miserable. They barely use all of the nice things they have, it just seems to be there for show. As nice as that extra stuff may be it all seems mediocre/sad to me.
Maybe it's just the married/family life I don't understand and always seems full of compromise and crushed dreams. I don't think there's anything wrong with it but I can't personally imagine myself being happy in that environment where you lose most of your freedom due to responsibilities.
Lion Heart
Banned
1.6 feet tall
2.Toned and athletic
3.Brown eyes
4.Short dark hair
5.Smart dress sense
6.Beer drinker
7.Non-smoker
8.Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper
9.Gets ready in 17 minutes
10.Stylish
11.Wants a family
12.Earns £48,000 ($77,000) a year
13.Loves shopping
14.Eats meat
15.Clean shaven
16.Smooth chest
17.Watches soaps
18.Enjoys watching football
19.Drives an Audi
20.Educated to degree level
21.Earns more than his other half
22.Jokes around and has a laugh
23.Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset
24.Says 'I love you' only when he means it
25.Admits it when he looks at other women
26.Has a driver's license
27.Can swim
28.Can ride a bike
29.Can change a tire
30.Calls mom regularly
Alright, thats me. Regarding style, I only really have 2 nice outfits, so the other 5 days I look pretty average. I bolded it anyway because if I have to look good, I can lol. No idea what 8 is but I bolded it because I need the extra points.
2.Toned and athletic
3.Brown eyes
4.Short dark hair
5.Smart dress sense
6.Beer drinker
7.Non-smoker
8.Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper
9.Gets ready in 17 minutes
10.Stylish
11.Wants a family
12.Earns £48,000 ($77,000) a year
13.Loves shopping
14.Eats meat
15.Clean shaven
16.Smooth chest
17.Watches soaps
18.Enjoys watching football
19.Drives an Audi
20.Educated to degree level
21.Earns more than his other half
22.Jokes around and has a laugh
23.Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset
24.Says 'I love you' only when he means it
25.Admits it when he looks at other women
26.Has a driver's license
27.Can swim
28.Can ride a bike
29.Can change a tire
30.Calls mom regularly
Alright, thats me. Regarding style, I only really have 2 nice outfits, so the other 5 days I look pretty average. I bolded it anyway because if I have to look good, I can lol. No idea what 8 is but I bolded it because I need the extra points.
ZombieSupaStar
Member
does pro wrestling count?
KO Traveling Hobo
Member
In this clip, you can see the fabled hero to all kids everywhere - John Cena - attempt to save Eve from being kidnapped by the evil masked freak, Kane. He fails but she manages to escape from the ambulance on her own and leap into his arms anyway.
She makes out with him just in time for her wheelchair-bound boyfriend (and Cena's best friend) - Zack Ryder - to wheel up behind them in shock with roses he intended to give her for Valentine's Day (this was the day before on February 13th). Poor Zack's heart is broken.
Eve would later admit to using both Zack & John only to get caught and verbally emasculated in the middle of the ring by Cena and labelled with the abusive slur "hoeski" which haunts her to this very day. Meanwhile, Zack would lose his friend and never win another match on television.
In an ironic twist, the evil masked freak Kane is actually a loving husband and grandfather who was actually trying to save Cena's dysfunctional marriage by encouraging him to "embrace the hate" and leave touring on the road full-time so he could patch things up with his high school sweetheart, Liz... whom Cena never sees because he's never at home.
Cena ignored this well-intentioned advice, filed for divorce two days ago and stands to lose a good chunk of his wealth... but he gets all of the presents he gave Liz back because that was written into his pre-nup.
However, everything worked out in the end because The Rock was able to share all of Cena's misfortune with the people in musical fashionhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEpVtok8MSQ#t=5m21s and a good laugh was had by all.
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1.6 feet tall
No problem!
2.Toned and athletic
Getting there!
3.Brown eyes
Got em!
4.Short dark hair
YES!
5.Smart dress sense
Do hobos dress smartly?
6.Beer drinker
Beer is for idiots *scowls at potential females*
7.Non-smoker
Yeah, no problem
8.Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper
They make smartjeans now? OK, this isn't too bad...
9.Gets ready in 17 minutes
I'm always ready baby!
10.Stylish
Ahh smartjeans.
11.Wants a family
I guess so
12.Earns £48,000 ($77,000) a year
Holy crap. What do you earn, again?
13.Loves shopping
Uhh
14.Eats meat
Yeah, meat is delicious
15.Clean shaven
But you just said I should be stylish...
16.Smooth chest
Lol no
17.Watches soaps
Lol super no
18.Enjoys watching football
Not really...
19.Drives an Audi
I like em. May go for it...
20.Educated to degree level
Working on it~
21.Earns more than his other half
That won't be hard, you don't even have a job, slacker.
22.Jokes around and has a laugh
*looks at this post*
23.Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset
I'm mad sensitive
24.Says 'I love you' only when he means it
Yep.
25.Admits it when he looks at other women
Sure. It was an Asian again.
26.Has a driver's license
LOL OH MY.
27.Can swim
Nop
28.Can ride a bike
Sure, but I prefer running (I don't want to get run over and bikes go on roads more)
29.Can change a tire
Sort of thing I stumble through...
30.Calls mom regularly
Yeah.
Ladies?
No problem!
2.Toned and athletic
Getting there!
3.Brown eyes
Got em!
4.Short dark hair
YES!
5.Smart dress sense
Do hobos dress smartly?
6.Beer drinker
Beer is for idiots *scowls at potential females*
7.Non-smoker
Yeah, no problem
8.Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper
They make smartjeans now? OK, this isn't too bad...
9.Gets ready in 17 minutes
I'm always ready baby!
10.Stylish
Ahh smartjeans.
11.Wants a family
I guess so
12.Earns £48,000 ($77,000) a year
Holy crap. What do you earn, again?
13.Loves shopping
Uhh
14.Eats meat
Yeah, meat is delicious
15.Clean shaven
But you just said I should be stylish...
16.Smooth chest
Lol no
17.Watches soaps
Lol super no
18.Enjoys watching football
Not really...
19.Drives an Audi
I like em. May go for it...
20.Educated to degree level
Working on it~
21.Earns more than his other half
That won't be hard, you don't even have a job, slacker.
22.Jokes around and has a laugh
*looks at this post*
23.Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset
I'm mad sensitive
24.Says 'I love you' only when he means it
Yep.
25.Admits it when he looks at other women
Sure. It was an Asian again.
26.Has a driver's license
LOL OH MY.
27.Can swim
Nop
28.Can ride a bike
Sure, but I prefer running (I don't want to get run over and bikes go on roads more)
29.Can change a tire
Sort of thing I stumble through...
30.Calls mom regularly
Yeah.
Ladies?
theinfinityissue
Member
I'm literally like 4 of those 30 things. I suppose that explains a lot.
H.Protagonist
[-_-]/
And you are usually nattily dressed. Surely these polled women will overlook the extra 3 minutes you use to groom for that. ;P
1.6 feet tall
2.Toned and athletic
3.Brown eyes
4.Short dark hair
5.Smart dress sense
6.Beer drinker
7.Non-smoker
8.Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper
9.Gets ready in 17 minutes
10.Stylish
11.Wants a family
12.Earns £48,000 ($77,000) a year
13.Loves shopping
14.Eats meat
15.Clean shaven
16.Smooth chest
17.Watches soaps
18.Enjoys watching football
19.Drives an Audi
20.Educated to degree level
21.Earns more than his other half
22.Jokes around and has a laugh
23.Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset
24.Says 'I love you' only when he means it
25.Admits it when he looks at other women
26.Has a driver's license
27.Can swim
28.Can ride a bike
29.Can change a tire
30.Calls mom regularly
20/30
Not bad
You're hardly fat...Short? Yep.
2.Toned and athletic
3.Brown eyes
4.Short dark hair
5.Smart dress sense
6.Beer drinker
7.Non-smoker
8.Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper
9.Gets ready in 17 minutes
10.Stylish
11.Wants a family
12.Earns £48,000 ($77,000) a year
13.Loves shopping
14.Eats meat
15.Clean shaven
16.Smooth chest
17.Watches soaps
18.Enjoys watching football
19.Drives an Audi
20.Educated to degree level
21.Earns more than his other half
22.Jokes around and has a laugh
23.Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset
24.Says 'I love you' only when he means it
25.Admits it when he looks at other women
26.Has a driver's license
27.Can swim
28.Can ride a bike
29.Can change a tire
30.Calls mom regularly
20/30
Not bad
You're hardly fat...Short? Yep.
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