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[Szu]

I can't wait for the television commercials

They need to hire some woman who can move her chest like Terry Crews.

I nominate her.

 

[Cow Mengde]

They need to hire some woman who can move her chest like Terry Crews.

I nominate her.

Sorry man, I already nominated Malena Morgan.

 

[Philia]

There was a GAFer who posted pics of his marriage proposal at some sporting event. His wife had boob sweat and I'd bet she wish she had Swoob deodorant/antiperspirant. That could even be a commercial scenario, and it'd play on women's insecurity surrounding their breasts which get more attention in public than their armpits. The Swballs deodorant would be harder to advertise since ball sweat is only noticeble if men are wearing tight, thin cotton or khaki pants.

Yep. First thing I thought of when I saw this thread.

I'm NOW on the damn hunt for pics. Because I swear... that's what the thing is made for, not for the smell, but to stop the obnoxious perspiration.

http://theconnorchronicles.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/sweat.jpg
http://pic.epicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/party-photo-fail-underboob-sweat.jpg

 

[Ferrio]

I'm going to add Sweat Fetish to the list of things I don't understand.

 

[coldvein]

now we're talkin

 

[Quackula]

I'm going to add Sweat Fetish to the list of things I don't understand.

fetishes almost by definition don't really make a lot of sense.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Guys the pictures of sweaty women you're posting aren't actually depicting boob sweat. As Zoe said it's the accumulation of moisture underneath the boob, not on the top.

 

[Dark Octave]

Guys the pictures of sweaty women you're posting aren't actually depicting boob sweat. As Zoe said it's the accumulation of moisture underneath the boob, not on the top.

They know, that's just part of the fantasy.

 

[Zoe]

Personally, if and when I do have this issue, a little bit of baby powder is enough to deal with it. However, I can see the appeal for some of my friends that find it uncomfortable, especially during the summer.

I find the "swoob" term a bit silly, but I'm sure someone in the marketing department got a nice pat on the back for coming up with it.

I've never bothered with baby powder cause I always figured it would get messy. This sounds exactly like the gel powder that I use to prevent chafing when wearing skirts in the summer.

 

[Kinyou]

Dead or Alive 5 was all about the boob sweat

 

[strafer]

Guys the pictures of sweaty women you're posting aren't actually depicting boob sweat. As Zoe said it's the accumulation of moisture underneath the boob, not on the top.

You have to ruin it.

 

[Dice]

I can only hope men and women alike will be avoiding these painfully patronising, and highly unnecessary, deodorants. We don't need to medicalise another perfectly natural bodily process.

Fuck you, swamp balls can be a real issue.

 

[matthieuC]

I actually have their Fresh Balls product. It surprisingly works very well.

 

[coldvein]

oh man i need to get doa5

 

[Flo_Evans]

Guys the pictures of sweaty women you're posting aren't actually depicting boob sweat. As Zoe said it's the accumulation of moisture underneath the boob, not on the top.

Like that is the issue. Get over yourself. These pics are for MEN to make their day go by quicker, not for the discussion of a serious real issue. That are obviously in this thread

 

[Ekdrm2d1]

No worries, I'm sure plenty of guys will just lick the sweat off.

wow

 

[Samara]

Sometimes when i work out in a regular bra, sweat is soaked undernearh the fabric. After a while it scratches. Nothing a good change of clothes won't fix, but I guess its a goosd thing to prevent.

 

[Altered Juice]

No worries, I'm sure plenty of guys will just lick the sweat off.

malena morgan working on dat cake!

 

[Red Pencil]

I've never bothered with baby powder cause I always figured it would get messy. This sounds exactly like the gel powder that I use to prevent chafing when wearing skirts in the summer.

Yeah I could see it getting messy for people who need more than what I use. I've only ever had to use minuscule amounts, if any, so it doesn't bother me. Can't say I've ever heard of gel powder before. Learned something new in this thread!

 

[Zoe]

Yeah I could see it getting messy for people who need more than what I use. I've only ever had to use minuscule amounts, if any, so it doesn't bother me. Can't say I've ever heard of gel powder before. Learned something new in this thread!

Works pretty well actually.

 

[Archer]

 

[TheSadRanger]

Story behind gif?

 

[jim-jam bongs]

Mrs Bongs would have killed for this when she was pregnant through a Florida summer, those giant pregnancy boobs get bloody sweaty when the humidity hits 100%

 

[depths20XX]

Story behind gif?

Ok, so the boy, he is horny. He turns the heat up using tablet technology to make the girl more naked.

 

[phosphor112]

"Your boobs are too sweaty/smelly" Said No Man Ever.

Yep.