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[Torrent of Pork]

Look I'm all for young people keeping it in their pants until they're mature enough to not fuck up, but we all realize this story is pretty fucking creepy, right?

 

[BadBurger]

Gives a new meaning to his self appointed title "The King of the South".

 

[lil puff]

Bad parenting: doing this. Worse parenting: telling people you're doing this.

This is my takeaway.

It's a shitty thing to put out there for her friends and peers to use against her from now on.

And I also agree. This seems creepily ironically perverted and should probably not even be legal. He doesn't have any trust towards her and violates her privacy ... on her birthdays.

This is one of the stupidest things I've ever heard.

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

I'm saving this.

 

[Airola]

I'm gonna fuck her right in the pussy tonight.

With a dick that tiny she's still gonna have her hymen intact though.

 

[Phase]

With a dick that tiny she's still gonna have her hymen intact though.

No need to even take her horseback riding. He's in the clear!

 

[Cybrwzrd]

I'm saving this.

I modified the original.

 

[Sub_Level]

Greatest: 1900-1924
Silent: 1925-1944
Boomer: 1945-1964
Gen X: 1965-1984
Millennial: 1985-2000
Zoomer: 2000-2019

 

[lil puff]

Everyone: "Happy Birthday to you Happy Birthday to yoo..."

TI "alright everyone thanks! We are going to leave early, yall have fun. I'm going to check her pussy out! Take some cake home with ya, out!"

 

[DeepEnigma]

So when is he going to auction her off?

 

[lil puff]

So when is he going to auction her off?

He'll probably want to be in the room with them on her 1st. Y know make sure it's on the level.

Then they will go back to the doctor for his before/after hymen pics to frame on his wall.

 

[lock2k]

Hey-hey why you wanna go and do that-that-that?

 

[lock2k]

 

[Kraz]

Double checking the gyno is taking helicopter parenting too far.

Mount and rescue a Princess of Mars!

 

[Cybrwzrd]

Greatest: 1900-1924
Silent: 1925-1944
Boomer: 1945-1964
Gen X: 1965-1984
Millennial: 1985-2000
Zoomer: 2000-2019

Dead
Mostly Dead
Boomer
Boomer
Boomer
Boomer

 

[John Day]

Sounds strict and crazy and all, but i wonder what his daughter thinks of all this. I mean, if she doesn’t mind or something.

Not gonna judge on the guy. Probably BECAUSE of what he sings and has seen, he’s like that. Who knows.

 

[Yamisan]

Does he not know that the hyman breaks very easily from things besides sex?

 

[Tesseract]

weird shit, just another lunatic entertainer

 

[Richard Packer]

So what'd he do if it ain't intact?

Traumatic incest.

 

[Chairman Tickles]

This is fucking weird.

'Yeah guys I can't come to lunch on Saturday I'm going to get my hymen examined with daddy. You know what he's like and how seriously he takes my virginity.' *awkward laughter*.

 

[Virex]

good

honestly just keep her locked indoors

if she somehow still finds a way just kim jong un her sorry godless jezebel ass

 

[LegendOfKage]

You know, there are other ways to handle this situation.





I really wish this wasn't Mel Brook's last movie. It's not very good.

Spoiler: The reality

 

[Kagey K]

Is this a pussy or a weird shaped rose ?

Her name was Stinky Pussy Donna in college. Now she does Tad Talks about how to not have a smelly vageena.

Its from Broad City Season 5, she actually yells Yogurt as she does the spin.