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[AtticusFinch]

1. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (100%)
2. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (99%)
3. Jehovah's Witness (95%)
4. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (85%)
5. Bahá'í Faith (76%)
6. Eastern Orthodox (75%)
7. Roman Catholic (75%)
8. Seventh Day Adventist (71%)
9. Orthodox Judaism (70%)
10. Orthodox Quaker (66%)
11. Islam (58%)
12. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (52%)
13. Liberal Quakers (48%)
14. Sikhism (46%)
15. Hinduism (45%)

 

[DownLikeBCPowder]

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Nontheist (95%)
3. Unitarian Universalism (82%)
4. Theravada Buddhism (77%)
5. Liberal Quakers (64%)
6. Neo-Pagan (61%)
7. Mahayana Buddhism (50%)
8. Jainism (46%)
9. Taoism (41%)
10. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (39%)

 

[tawal]

Hello, my Secular Humanist brothers.

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (92%)
3. Liberal Quakers (82%)
4. Theravada Buddhism (78%)
5. Nontheist (72%)

 

[DDayton]

1. Eastern Orthodox (100%)
2. Roman Catholic (100%)
3. Islam (87%)
4. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (87%)
5. Orthodox Judaism (87%)
6. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (77%)
7. Seventh Day Adventist (76%)
8. Bahá'í Faith (67%)
9. Orthodox Quaker (67%)
10. Reform Judaism (67%)
11. Sikhism (67%)
12. Liberal Quakers (54%)
13. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (53%)
14. Unitarian Universalism (43%)
15. Hinduism (35%)
16. Jainism (32%)
17. Neo-Pagan (31%)
18. Scientology (30%)
19. Jehovah's Witness (26%)
20. New Thought (26%)
21. Nontheist (26%)
22. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (24%)
23. Taoism (23%)
24. New Age (20%)
25. Mahayana Buddhism (17%)
26. Secular Humanism (17%)
27. Theravada Buddhism (17%)

I must say that some of the questions are badly stated, from certain religious and philosophical points of view... it's not as much finding the answer you agree with as much as the one you disagree with the least.

 

[Grug]

Secular Humanism... as expected.

 

[Like the hat?]

1. Neo-Pagan (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
3. New Age (92%)
4. Mahayana Buddhism (87%)
5. New Thought (87%)
6. Liberal Quakers (86%)
7. Theravada Buddhism (85%)
8. Scientology (75%)
9. Secular Humanism (75%)
10. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (74%)
11. Reform Judaism (69%)
12. Taoism (68%)
13. Hinduism (58%)
14. Jainism (58%)
15. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (58%)
16. Sikhism (57%)
17. Nontheist (50%)
18. Orthodox Quaker (45%)
19. Bahá'í Faith (39%)
20. Orthodox Judaism (39%)
21. Islam (26%)
22. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (26%)
23. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (22%)
24. Eastern Orthodox (16%)
25. Roman Catholic (16%)
26. Seventh Day Adventist (15%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (6%)

edit: i believe this is horseshit. neo-paganism is for dumbasses.

 

[Zoe]

I think it basically mean that the only thing that keeps this religious group together, is that they are religious. But what they actually believe in, differs from person to person.

My epistemology teacher was a practicing unitarian (and her partner is now a minister). She described it as not believing that any one religion is correct--they studied all religions to understand things.

 

[Skiptastic]

1. Sikhism (100%)
2. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (98%)
3. Orthodox Quaker (96%)
4. Islam (89%)
5. Orthodox Judaism (89%)
6. Eastern Orthodox (89%)
7. Roman Catholic (89%)
8. Reform Judaism (88%)
9. Bahá'í Faith (84%)
10. Liberal Quakers (84%)
11. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (83%)
12. Seventh Day Adventist (77%)
13. Unitarian Universalism (77%)
14. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (67%)
15. Hinduism (67%)
16. Jehovah's Witness (60%)
17. Jainism (53%)
18. Mahayana Buddhism (50%)
19. Theravada Buddhism (48%)
20. New Thought (44%)
21. Scientology (42%)
22. New Age (39%)
23. Neo-Pagan (35%)
24. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (32%)
25. Taoism (28%)
26. Secular Humanism (26%)
27. Nontheist (17%)

I'm Methodist, so it's pretty good. Sikhism didn't really work when I read it, though.

 

[NotWii]

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Liberal Quakers (95%)
3. Mahayana Buddhism (88%)
4. Neo-Pagan (87%)
5. New Age (83%)
6. Theravada Buddhism (76%)
7. Taoism (75%)
8. Hinduism (74%)
9. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (74%)
10. New Thought (70%)
11. Secular Humanism (68%)
12. Jainism (64%)
13. Sikhism (62%)
14. Scientology (61%)
15. Reform Judaism (58%)
16. Orthodox Quaker (55%)
17. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (45%)
18. Bahá'í Faith (43%)
19. Nontheist (39%)
20. Seventh Day Adventist (29%)
21. Orthodox Judaism (26%)
22. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (25%)
23. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (19%)
24. Eastern Orthodox (16%)
25. Islam (16%)
26. Roman Catholic (16%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (12%)

 

[frankthurk]

1. Taoism (100%)
2. Neo-Pagan (97%)
3. Unitarian Universalism (97%)
4. New Age (93%)
5. Mahayana Buddhism (88%)
6. Liberal Quakers (87%)
7. Theravada Buddhism (82%)
8. Scientology (77%)
9. Hinduism (72%)
10. New Thought (71%)
11. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (70%)
12. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (64%)
13. Secular Humanism (63%)
14. Orthodox Quaker (60%)
15. Jainism (57%)
16. Reform Judaism (56%)
17. Sikhism (55%)
18. Bahá'í Faith (43%)
19. Nontheist (36%)
20. Seventh Day Adventist (29%)
21. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (27%)
22. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (20%)
23. Orthodox Judaism (16%)
24. Eastern Orthodox (14%)
25. Islam (14%)
26. Roman Catholic (14%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (0%)

->26. Roman Catholic (14%)
This is what happens when you go to catholic school for 12 years.

 

[Door2Dawn]

1. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (100%)
2. Jehovah's Witness (93%)
3. Orthodox Judaism (86%)
4. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (85%)
5. Sikhism (82%)
6. Liberal Quakers (80%)
7. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (80%)
8. Bahá'í Faith (77%)
9. Orthodox Quaker (77%)
10. Reform Judaism (74%)
11. Islam (73%)
12. Unitarian Universalism (69%)
13. Neo-Pagan (68%)
14. Mahayana Buddhism (61%)
15. Jainism (61%)
16. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (60%)
17. Theravada Buddhism (60%)
18. Eastern Orthodox (57%)
19. New Age (57%)
20. Roman Catholic (57%)
21. Seventh Day Adventist (57%)
22. Hinduism (50%)
23. Scientology (45%)
24. Secular Humanism (44%)
25. New Thought (41%)
26. Taoism (36%)
27. Nontheist (19%)

 

[My Arms Your Hearse]

1. Nontheist (100%)
2. Secular Humanism (100%)
3. Unitarian Universalism (86%)
4. Theravada Buddhism (65%)
5. Liberal Quakers (49%)
6. Neo-Pagan (29%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (26%)
8. Taoism (16%)
9. New Age (8%)
10. Bahá'í Faith (0%)
11. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (0%)
12. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (0%)
13. Eastern Orthodox (0%)
14. Hinduism (0%)
15. Islam (0%)
16. Jainism (0%)
17. Jehovah's Witness (0%)
18. Mahayana Buddhism (0%)
19. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (0%)
20. New Thought (0%)
21. Orthodox Judaism (0%)
22. Orthodox Quaker (0%)
23. Reform Judaism (0%)
24. Roman Catholic (0%)
25. Scientology (0%)
26. Seventh Day Adventist (0%)
27. Sikhism (0%)

 

[bluemax]

I went out of my way to answer in prototypical LDS fashion and got this:


1. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (100%)
2. Jehovah's Witness (100%)
3. Orthodox Judaism (86%)
4. Bahá'í Faith (76%)
5. Islam (73%)
6. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (72%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (70%)
8. Eastern Orthodox (69%)
9. Roman Catholic (69%)
10. Sikhism (63%)
11. Reform Judaism (57%)
12. Seventh Day Adventist (55%)
13. Jainism (52%)
14. Orthodox Quaker (52%)
15. Liberal Quakers (51%)
16. Hinduism (48%)
17. Unitarian Universalism (40%)
18. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (36%)
19. Mahayana Buddhism (32%)
20. Theravada Buddhism (31%)
21. Neo-Pagan (23%)
22. New Thought (23%)
23. New Age (21%)
24. Nontheist (19%)
25. Secular Humanism (19%)
26. Taoism (13%)
27. Scientology (12%)

I never knew that JWs and the LDS church were so similar. And so far from Scientology.

 

[speculawyer]

I love these internet quizzes.




1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (93%)
3. Theravada Buddhism (84%)
4. Liberal Quakers (72%)
5. Nontheist (70%)
6. Neo-Pagan (66%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (58%)
8. New Age (50%)
9. Reform Judaism (48%)
10. Taoism (46%)
11. Mahayana Buddhism (41%)
12. New Thought (38%)
13. Scientology (38%)
14. Sikhism (35%)
15. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (32%)
16. Bahá'í Faith (29%)
17. Orthodox Quaker (25%)
18. Hinduism (22%)
19. Jainism (22%)
20. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (19%)
21. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (15%)
22. Eastern Orthodox (12%)
23. Islam (12%)
24. Orthodox Judaism (12%)
25. Roman Catholic (12%)
26. Seventh Day Adventist (9%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (6%)

Ironically, I have a Jehovah's witness that visits me just about once every other week. I think I need to tell him that I'm a hopeless case. :lol

What does 'fundamental' mean in those questions that are 'blah blah blah should be fundamental?"

 

[MisterHero]

What does 'fundamental' mean in those questions that are 'blah blah blah should be fundamental?"

basic rule/basic understanding

basically

 

[speculawyer]

I am a muslim and got this:

1. Reform Judaism (100%)
2. Islam ( (92%)
3. Judaism (92%)
This is joke lol
I wonder what made the difference :lol

Judaism and Islam is practically the same...

Well . . . although they fight with each other, they are literally related.

Spoiler

Mohammed rip-off tons of stuff from the old & new testament.

 

[sonikokaruto]

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Theravada Buddhism (97%)
3. Mahayana Buddhism (96%)
4. Neo-Pagan (93%)
5. New Age (93%)
6. Liberal Quakers (93%)
7. Secular Humanism (83%)
8. Hinduism (72%)
9. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (70%)
10. Scientology (68%)
11. Jainism (66%)
12. Taoism (64%)
13. New Thought (62%)
14. Orthodox Quaker (61%)
15. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (58%)
16. Nontheist (56%)
17. Seventh Day Adventist (49%)
18. Reform Judaism (46%)
19. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (44%)
20. Jehovah's Witness (44%)
21. Sikhism (40%)
22. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (38%)
23. Orthodox Judaism (31%)
24. Bahá'í Faith (30%)
25. Eastern Orthodox (28%)
26. Islam (28%)
27. Roman Catholic (28%)

 

[Anerythristic]

1. Eastern Orthodox (100%)
2. Roman Catholic (100%)
3. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (95%)
4. Islam (92%)
5. Orthodox Judaism (92%)

, It shows how close some of the major religions are.

 

[LuCkymoON]

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (93%)
3. Liberal Quakers (78%)
4. Nontheist (76%)
5. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (69%)
6. Neo-Pagan (69%)
7. Theravada Buddhism (68%)
8. Taoism (57%)
9. Reform Judaism (56%)
10. New Age (49%)
11. Sikhism (47%)
12. Mahayana Buddhism (44%)
13. Scientology (40%)
14. New Thought (38%)
15. Orthodox Quaker (38%)
16. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (32%)
17. Bahá'í Faith (29%)
18. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (29%)
19. Hinduism (29%)
20. Jainism (28%)
21. Seventh Day Adventist (25%)
22. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (23%)
23. Eastern Orthodox (18%)
24. Islam (18%)
25. Orthodox Judaism (18%)
26. Roman Catholic (18%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (11%)

What Secular Humanists Believe
• Belief in Deity
Not considered important. Most Humanists are atheists or agnostics.

• Incarnations
Same as above.

• Origin of Universe and Life
The scientific method is most respected as the means for revealing the mysteries of the origins of the universe and life.

• After Death
An afterlife or spiritual existence after death is not recognized.

• Why Evil?
No concept of “evil.” Reasons for wrongdoing are explored through scientific methods, e.g. through study of sociology, psychology, criminology.

• Salvation
No concept of afterlife or spiritual liberation or salvation. Realizing ones personal potential and working for the betterment of humanity through ethical consciousness and social works are considered paramount, but from a naturalistic rather than supernatural standpoint.

• Undeserved Suffering
No spiritual reasons but rather a matter of human vulnerability to misfortune, illness, and victimization.

• Contemporary Issues
The American Humanist Association endorses elective abortion. Other contemporary views include working for equality for homosexuals, gender equality, a secular approach to divorce and remarriage, working to end poverty, promoting peace and nonviolence, and environmental protection.

I fully agree with the results from this test.

 

[maladroid]

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (90%)
3. Liberal Quakers (76%)
4. Nontheist (76%)
5. Neo-Pagan (68%)
6. Theravada Buddhism (67%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (58%)
8. New Age (51%)
9. Taoism (51%)
10. Orthodox Quaker (41%)
11. Reform Judaism (41%)
12. Mahayana Buddhism (40%)
13. Bahá'í Faith (27%)
14. Sikhism (27%)
15. Scientology (26%)
16. Jainism (25%)
17. New Thought (23%)
18. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (20%)
19. Seventh Day Adventist (18%)
20. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (17%)
21. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (15%)
22. Hinduism (13%)
23. Eastern Orthodox (11%)
24. Islam (11%)
25. Orthodox Judaism (11%)
26. Roman Catholic (11%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (6%)

What does this mean?

Funny seeing Roman Catholic where it is, though.

 

[witness]

1. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (100%)
2. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (96%)
3. Orthodox Quaker (91%)
4. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (90%)
5. Bahá'í Faith (87%)
6. Jehovah's Witness (87%)
7. Orthodox Judaism (84%)
8. Sikhism (80%)
9. Eastern Orthodox (77%)
10. Roman Catholic (77%)
11. Liberal Quakers (76%)
12. Islam (73%)
13. Seventh Day Adventist (70%)
14. Hinduism (60%)
15. Reform Judaism (59%)
16. Unitarian Universalism (58%)
17. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (57%)
18. Jainism (55%)
19. Mahayana Buddhism (52%)
20. Theravada Buddhism (51%)
21. Neo-Pagan (49%)
22. New Age (39%)
23. Scientology (36%)
24. Taoism (36%)
25. New Thought (33%)
26. Secular Humanism (32%)
27. Nontheist (19%)

Mormon! WTF :lol

I'm actually catholic...

 

[Deleted member 22576]

1. Nontheist (100%)
2. Secular Humanism (95%)
3. Unitarian Universalism (85%)
4. Neo-Pagan (71%)
5. Theravada Buddhism (67%)
6. Liberal Quakers (65%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (65%)
8. New Thought (64%)
9. Scientology (64%)
10. Reform Judaism (59%)
11. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (54%)
12. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (45%)
13. New Age (45%)
14. Taoism (43%)
15. Sikhism (39%)
16. Mahayana Buddhism (38%)
17. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (29%)
18. Eastern Orthodox (29%)
19. Islam (29%)
20. Orthodox Judaism (29%)
21. Roman Catholic (29%)
22. Orthodox Quaker (23%)
23. Bahá'í Faith (19%)
24. Hinduism (19%)
25. Jehovah's Witness (19%)
26. Seventh Day Adventist (19%)
27. Jainism (9%)



It seemed like it was asking the same questions over and over again for the first few pages.

 

[SpoonyBard]

I don't know why "nontheist" is that low, it should be pretty much 100% the way I answered these questions. It's not like humanism ant atheism are mutually exclusive. Vice versa, more likely.


1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (91%)
3. Nontheist (82%)
4. Liberal Quakers (75%)
5. Theravada Buddhism (71%)
6. Neo-Pagan (62%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (60%)
8. Taoism (51%)
9. New Age (48%)
10. Reform Judaism (45%)
11. Orthodox Quaker (39%)
12. Mahayana Buddhism (38%)
13. Scientology (32%)
14. New Thought (30%)
15. Bahá'í Faith (27%)
16. Jainism (26%)
17. Sikhism (26%)
18. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (24%)
19. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (20%)
20. Islam (19%)
21. Orthodox Judaism (19%)
22. Seventh Day Adventist (18%)
23. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (17%)
24. Hinduism (11%)
25. Eastern Orthodox (9%)
26. Roman Catholic (9%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (5%)

 

[castle007]

1. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (100%)
2. Jehovah's Witness (96%)
3. Islam (90%)

I am a muslim. WTH is this?? :lol

I am shocked about the number 2 spots. The two least appealing chrisitian branches (to me) are the top two :lol

 

[Sinatar]

1. Nontheist (100%)
2. Secular Humanism (91%)
3. Unitarian Universalism (82%)
4. Theravada Buddhism (76%)
5. Liberal Quakers (60%)
6. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (55%)
7. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (52%)
8. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (50%)
9. Islam (50%)
10. New Thought (50%)
11. Orthodox Judaism (50%)
12. Reform Judaism (50%)
13. Scientology (50%)
14. Neo-Pagan (48%)
15. Taoism (45%)
16. Mahayana Buddhism (41%)
17. Sikhism (38%)
18. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (35%)
19. Eastern Orthodox (35%)
20. Roman Catholic (35%)
21. Bahá'í Faith (32%)
22. Jainism (32%)
23. Orthodox Quaker (32%)
24. New Age (28%)
25. Hinduism (26%)
26. Seventh Day Adventist (21%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (17%)

 

[firex]

meh, no surprise that I came out 100% mahayana buddhist since that's already what I believe.

 

[Jibber Hack]

How did the Belief-O-Matic do? Discuss your results on our message boards.




1. Orthodox Judaism (100%)
2. Islam (87%)
3. Eastern Orthodox (86%)
4. Roman Catholic (86%)
5. Bahá'í Faith (77%)
6. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (75%)
7. Sikhism (75%)
8. Jehovah's Witness (73%)
9. Hinduism (71%)
10. Orthodox Quaker (71%)
11. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (71%)
12. Seventh Day Adventist (69%)
13. Jainism (68%)
14. Reform Judaism (56%)
15. Mahayana Buddhism (47%)
16. Liberal Quakers (43%)
17. Neo-Pagan (40%)
18. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (38%)
19. Theravada Buddhism (35%)
20. Unitarian Universalism (32%)
21. New Age (25%)
22. Scientology (24%)
23. Nontheist (21%)
24. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (20%)
25. New Thought (20%)
26. Secular Humanism (17%)
27. Taoism (13%)

Haha! Raised a Je-hovah's Witness!!! This test is all lies!

Oh, and try taking the test while listening to O, Fortuna! It's nerve-wracking.

 

[Innotech]

1. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (100%)
2. Bahá'í Faith (98%)
3. Orthodox Quaker (88%)
4. Liberal Quakers (86%)
5. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (86%)
6. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (85%)
7. Orthodox Judaism (73%)
8. Sikhism (71%)
9. Seventh Day Adventist (68%)
10. Jehovah's Witness (68%)
11. Islam (65%)
12. Unitarian Universalism (63%)
13. Eastern Orthodox (62%)
14. Roman Catholic (62%)
15. Reform Judaism (58%)
16. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (57%)
17. Neo-Pagan (51%)
18. Theravada Buddhism (51%)
19. Mahayana Buddhism (49%)
20. Jainism (48%)
21. Hinduism (46%)
22. New Age (43%)
23. Taoism (40%)
24. New Thought (36%)
25. Scientology (35%)
26. Secular Humanism (30%)
27. Nontheist (25%)

 

[Hadji]

1. Islam (100%)
2. Orthodox Judaism (100%)
3. Sikhism (94%)

What the hell? 100% for both? xD

 

[jakershaker]

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (89%)
3. Neo-Pagan (87%)
4. Liberal Quakers (85%)
5. Theravada Buddhism (72%)
6. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (68%)
7. Taoism (68%)
8. Nontheist (66%)
9. New Age (65%)
10. Reform Judaism (60%)

 

[DownLikeBCPowder]

stuff

STuff.

 

[jakershaker]

Well . . . although they fight with each other, they are literally related.

Spoiler

Mohammed rip-off tons of stuff from the old & new testament.

Christianity, Judaism and Islam = Religions from Abraham = Very alike

Abraham -> Sara(married) -> Isak(son, Father of Jews) -> Moses(son)
(after a while Christianity and Judaism split, Christians accept Jesus as the messiah, Judaism do not)

(But Abraham had another wifo too, pimp)
Abraham -> Hagar(married) -> Ismael(son, Father of arabs) ->Mohammed-> Koran -> Islam

So Abrahamns children Isak and Ismael become fathers of their own people, Jews and Arabs, just like the one God told Abraham.

Thats kind of a crude simplification but still. Islam, Christianity and Judaism are more alike then diffrent so it's no surprise the test confuses them.

Spoiler

So no Muhammed didn't rip off anything. They share a commmon heritage. But then again all religious texts pretty much rip off any other that was around at the time they were written.

 

[EviLore]

1. Nontheist (100%)
2. Secular Humanism (100%)
3. Theravada Buddhism (80%)
4. Unitarian Universalism (80%)
5. Liberal Quakers (42%)
6. Neo-Pagan (30%)
7. Taoism (20%)
8. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (15%)
9. Bahá'í Faith (0%)
10. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (0%)
11. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (0%)
12. Eastern Orthodox (0%)
13. Hinduism (0%)
14. Islam (0%)
15. Jainism (0%)
16. Jehovah's Witness (0%)
17. Mahayana Buddhism (0%)
18. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (0%)
19. New Age (0%)
20. New Thought (0%)
21. Orthodox Judaism (0%)
22. Orthodox Quaker (0%)
23. Reform Judaism (0%)
24. Roman Catholic (0%)
25. Scientology (0%)
26. Seventh Day Adventist (0%)
27. Sikhism (0%)

 

[LCGeek]

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Neo-Pagan (91%)
3. Liberal Quakers (87%)
4. New Age (83%)
5. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (80%)
6. New Thought (79%)
7. Mahayana Buddhism (78%)
8. Taoism (74%)
9. Scientology (73%)
10. Secular Humanism (69%)
11. Reform Judaism (66%)
12. Theravada Buddhism (64%)
13. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (63%)
14. Sikhism (62%)
15. Hinduism (57%)
16. Bahá'í Faith (48%)
17. Jainism (45%)
18. Nontheist (44%)
19. Orthodox Quaker (43%)
20. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (36%)
21. Orthodox Judaism (34%)
22. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (28%)
23. Eastern Orthodox (26%)
24. Islam (26%)
25. Roman Catholic (26%)
26. Seventh Day Adventist (18%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (7%)

 

[zon]

Christianity, Judaism and Islam = Religions from Abraham = Very alike

Abraham -> Sara(married) -> Isak(son, Father of Jews) -> Moses(son)
(after a while Christianity and Judaism split, Christians accept Jesus as the messiah, Judaism do not)

(But Abraham had another wifo too, pimp)
Abraham -> Hagar(married) -> Ismael(son, Father of arabs) ->Mohammed-> Koran -> Islam

So Abrahamns children Isak and Ismael become fathers of their own people, Jews and Arabs, just like the one God told Abraham.

Thats kind of a crude simplification but still. Islam, Christianity and Judaism are more alike then diffrent so it's no surprise the test confuses them.

Spoiler

So no Muhammed didn't rip off anything. They share a commmon heritage. But then again all religious texts pretty much rip off any other that was around at the time they were written.

And a large chunk of religion (including the above three) rip off Zarathustras (Zoroaster) teachings.

 

[Yagharek]

I don't know why "nontheist" is that low, it should be pretty much 100% the way I answered these questions. It's not like humanism ant atheism are mutually exclusive. Vice versa, more likely.


1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (91%)
3. Nontheist (82%)

I got the same as you. The quiz seems broken in the sense you can't be considered a non-theist if you answer an ethically-targeted question anything other than N/A. :lol

And there is zero way I am anything remotely like a unitarian universalist :lol

edit: oh, hang on. last time I did the quiz there were only 4 pages. wtf?

New results:

1. Nontheist (100%)
2. Secular Humanism (100%)
3. Unitarian Universalism (85%)
4. Theravada Buddhism (70%)
5. Liberal Quakers (48%)
6. Neo-Pagan (31%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (24%)
8. Taoism (17%)
9. New Age (8%)
10. Bahá'í Faith (0%)
11. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (0%)
12. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (0%)
13. Eastern Orthodox (0%)
14. Hinduism (0%)
15. Islam (0%)
16. Jainism (0%)
17. Jehovah's Witness (0%)
18. Mahayana Buddhism (0%)
19. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (0%)
20. New Thought (0%)
21. Orthodox Judaism (0%)
22. Orthodox Quaker (0%)
23. Reform Judaism (0%)
24. Roman Catholic (0%)
25. Scientology (0%)
26. Seventh Day Adventist (0%)
27. Sikhism (0%)

Anything below #2 is irrelevant as far as Im concerend

 

[Rorschach]

...according to it, I'm a librul quaker somehow...

 

[kittoo]

Is it bannable to resurrect such an old thread?

Just took the test and here are the results-

1. Mahayana Buddhism (100%)
2. Hinduism (98%)
3. Neo-Pagan (94%)
4. Unitarian Universalism (91%)
5. Sikhism (85%)
6. Jainism (84%)
7. Theravada Buddhism (80%)
8. Liberal Quakers (76%)
9. New Age (75%)
10. Reform Judaism (66%)
11. Baha'i Faith (63%)
12. New Thought (56%)
13. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (56%)
14. Scientology (54%)
15. Taoism (52%)
16. Orthodox Judaism (50%)
17. Orthodox Quaker (43%)
18. Secular Humanism (43%)
19. Islam (40%)
20. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (33%)
21. Nontheist (26%)
22. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (25%)
23. Seventh Day Adventist (24%)
24. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (20%)
25. Eastern Orthodox (18%)
26. Roman Catholic (18%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (10%)

I am a Hindu so yeah, pretty close. Buddhism and Hinduism, both being Indian religions, converge a lot anyway so I would say pretty good.

 

[Stumpokapow]

In general we frown on necro bumps but with something like this there's no real harm, it's not misleading, everything in the thread is still valid, etc so no worries.

 

[Orayn]

Sounds about right to me. I've always had a soft spot for universalists and Quakers.

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (93%)
3. Nontheist (76%)
4. Liberal Quakers (75%)
5. Theravada Buddhism (71%)
6. Neo-Pagan (62%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (60%)
8. New Age (49%)
9. Taoism (46%)
10. Reform Judaism (42%)
11. Mahayana Buddhism (40%)
12. Orthodox Quaker (37%)
13. Scientology (31%)
14. New Thought (30%)
15. Sikhism (30%)
16. Baha'i Faith (25%)
17. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (23%)
18. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (22%)
19. Jainism (22%)
20. Hinduism (17%)
21. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (17%)
22. Seventh Day Adventist (16%)
23. Eastern Orthodox (14%)
24. Islam (14%)
25. Orthodox Judaism (14%)
26. Roman Catholic (14%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (10%)

 

[KiKaL]

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (96%)
3. Theravada Buddhism (88%)
4. Liberal Quakers (83%)
5. Neo-Pagan (83%)
6. Nontheist (72%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (69%)
8. Taoism (68%)
9. Reform Judaism (64%)
10. New Age (64%)
11. Mahayana Buddhism (60%)
12. Scientology (53%)
13. Baha'i Faith (52%)
14. New Thought (52%)
15. Sikhism (50%)
16. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (45%)
17. Orthodox Quaker (45%)
18. Jainism (44%)
19. Islam (31%)
20. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (31%)
21. Orthodox Judaism (31%)
22. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (28%)
23. Hinduism (25%)
24. Eastern Orthodox (21%)
25. Roman Catholic (21%)
26. Seventh Day Adventist (15%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (6%)

 

[Xyphie]

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Nontheist (93%)
3. Unitarian Universalism (88%)
4. Theravada Buddhism (80%)
5. Liberal Quakers (68%)
6. Neo-Pagan (58%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (54%)
8. Mahayana Buddhism (40%)
9. Taoism (39%)
10. Reform Judaism (37%)
11. New Age (36%)
12. New Thought (35%)
13. Scientology (35%)
14. Hinduism (32%)
15. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (29%)
16. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (27%)
17. Orthodox Quaker (27%)
18. Sikhism (27%)
19. Jainism (25%)
20. Eastern Orthodox (24%)
21. Islam (24%)
22. Jehovah's Witness (24%)
23. Orthodox Judaism (24%)
24. Roman Catholic (24%)
25. Seventh Day Adventist (22%)
26. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (21%)
27. Baha'i Faith (13%)

 

[JohnTinker]

Pretty accurate

1.  Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (100%)
2.  Eastern Orthodox (95%)
3.  Roman Catholic (95%)
4.  Seventh Day Adventist (89%)
5.  Orthodox Quaker (79%)
6.  Orthodox Judaism (64%)
7.  Islam (56%)
8.  Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (54%)
9.  Hinduism (53%)
10.  Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (53%)
11.  Jehovah's Witness (48%)
12.  Sikhism (36%)
13.  Liberal Quakers (33%)
14.  Baha'i Faith (32%)
15.  Reform Judaism (25%)
16.  Unitarian Universalism (24%)
17.  Jainism (24%)
18.  Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (19%)
19.  Nontheist (19%)
20.  Mahayana Buddhism (18%)
21.  Theravada Buddhism (18%)
22.  New Thought (14%)
23.  Scientology (14%)
24.  Neo-Pagan (14%)
25.  New Age (7%)
26.  Taoism (4%)
27.  Secular Humanism (3%)

 

[justin.au]

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (94%)
3. Nontheist (84%)
4. Liberal Quakers (74%)
5. Neo-Pagan (68%)
6. Theravada Buddhism (67%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (62%)
8. Taoism (50%)
9. New Age (49%)
10. Reform Judaism (48%)
11. Mahayana Buddhism (36%)
12. Scientology (34%)
13. New Thought (32%)
14. Orthodox Quaker (32%)
15. Sikhism (31%)
16. Baha'i Faith (25%)
17. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (24%)
18. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (22%)
19. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (21%)
20. Seventh Day Adventist (14%)
21. Eastern Orthodox (13%)
22. Islam (13%)
23. Jainism (13%)
24. Orthodox Judaism (13%)
25. Roman Catholic (13%)
26. Hinduism (8%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (0%)

Was baptised and confirmed a Catholic. Went to a Catholic primary and high school. They really need to work on their retention rate for my generation (late 80s, early 90s).

Anyhow, a pretty bad quiz. The only way to get 100% non-theism is to answer "N/A" on all the questions pertaining to morality.

 

[Neoriceisgood]

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (91%)
3. Nontheist (87%)
4. Theravada Buddhism (70%)
5. Liberal Quakers (68%)
6. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (56%)
7. Neo-Pagan (56%)
8. Reform Judaism (43%)
9. Taoism (42%)
10. New Age (40%)
11. New Thought (32%)
12. Scientology (32%)
13. Mahayana Buddhism (30%)
14. Sikhism (29%)
15. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (25%)
16. Orthodox Quaker (24%)
17. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (21%)
18. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (18%)
19. Baha'i Faith (16%)
20. Eastern Orthodox (13%)
21. Hinduism (13%)
22. Islam (13%)
23. Orthodox Judaism (13%)
24. Roman Catholic (13%)
25. Seventh Day Adventist (13%)
26. Jainism (8%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (5%)

I never would have guessed this outcome.

(really though, a lot of the options were so shallow that I was forced to answer N/A, kinda bothersome)

 

[dope4goldrope]

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (91%)
3. Nontheist (77%)
4. Liberal Quakers (75%)
5. Theravada Buddhism (69%)
6. Neo-Pagan (64%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (57%)
8. Taoism (50%)
9. New Age (48%)
10. Orthodox Quaker (38%)
11. Reform Judaism (38%)
12. Mahayana Buddhism (37%)
13. Baha'i Faith (25%)
14. Sikhism (25%)
15. Scientology (24%)
16. Jainism (24%)
17. New Thought (22%)
18. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (19%)
19. Seventh Day Adventist (17%)
20. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (16%)
21. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (14%)
22. Hinduism (12%)
23. Eastern Orthodox (10%)
24. Islam (10%)
25. Orthodox Judaism (10%)
26. Roman Catholic (10%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (6%)

As expected.

 

[Captain_Spanky]

1. Neo-Pagan (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (86%)
3. New Age (85%)
4. Mahayana Buddhism (84%)
5. Liberal Quakers (78%)
6. Secular Humanism (69%)
7. Theravada Buddhism (64%)
8. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (64%)
9. Taoism (61%)
10. Hinduism (49%)
11. Reform Judaism (47%)
12. New Thought (46%)
13. Scientology (44%)
14. Nontheist (42%)
15. Orthodox Quaker (40%)
16. Jainism (38%)
17. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (34%)
18. Baha'i Faith (33%)
19. Sikhism (33%)
20. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (27%)
21. Orthodox Judaism (24%)
22. Seventh Day Adventist (21%)
23. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (20%)
24. Eastern Orthodox (17%)
25. Islam (17%)
26. Roman Catholic (17%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (13%)

Which is about right really.

 

[soundscream]

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Liberal Quakers (98%)
3. Neo-Pagan (86%)
4. Secular Humanism (86%)
5. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (85%)
6. New Age (78%)
7. Reform Judaism (74%)
8. Mahayana Buddhism (69%)
9. Theravada Buddhism (68%)
10. Scientology (67%)
11. Taoism (64%)
12. New Thought (63%)
13. Baha'i Faith (62%)
14. Orthodox Quaker (62%)
15. Sikhism (60%)
16. Jainism (56%)
17. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (53%)
18. Nontheist (53%)
19. Hinduism (46%)
20. Islam (39%)
21. Orthodox Judaism (39%)
22. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (35%)
23. Eastern Orthodox (31%)
24. Roman Catholic (31%)
25. Seventh Day Adventist (31%)
26. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (24%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (12%)

 

[lightless_shado]

1. Baha'i Faith (100%)
2. Reform Judaism (94%)
3. Sikhism (85%)
4. Orthodox Judaism (84%)
5. Jainism (83%)
6. Liberal Quakers (83%)
7. Unitarian Universalism (81%)
8. Islam (80%)
9. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (78%)
10. Neo-Pagan (62%)
11. Mahayana Buddhism (60%)
12. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (58%)
13. New Age (57%)
14. Orthodox Quaker (57%)
15. Hinduism (56%)
16. Theravada Buddhism (51%)
17. Secular Humanism (50%)
18. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (50%)
19. Taoism (50%)
20. Jehovah's Witness (49%)
21. New Thought (46%)
22. Scientology (44%)
23. Eastern Orthodox (42%)
24. Roman Catholic (42%)
25. Seventh Day Adventist (39%)
26. Nontheist (37%)
27. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (32%)

Oy vey. Funny thing is I would consider myself a Christian. I don't strictly adhere to the rules but many of the ideas of Christianity have guided me morally.

 

[Stumpokapow]

Anyhow, a pretty bad quiz. The only way to get 100% non-theism is to answer "N/A" on all the questions pertaining to morality.

... why is that bad? If you demonstrate an ethical code consistent with Secular Humanism (let's say broadly progressive on social issues, belief in re-distributive justice, belief in human betterment through intellectual development and works for others), you should be ranked as a Secular Humanist before a Non-theist.

Non-theism is simply a statement about your affirmation/denial of God, not a statement about your moral code. There are many religions, philosophies, and associations that better represent a particular secular moral code.