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[HeadlessRoland]

. Unitarian Universalism (93%)
3. Neo-Pagan (86%)
4. Mahayana Buddhism (84%)
5. Secular Humanism (79%)
6. Liberal Quakers (74%)
7. New Age (73%)
8. Taoism (70%)
9. Jainism (66%)
10. Sikhism (64%)
11. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (61%)
12. Nontheist (60%)
13. Hinduism (58%)
14. Orthodox Quaker (57%)
15. Reform Judaism (52%)
16. Baha'i Faith (50%)
17. New Thought (44%)
18. Scientology (40%)
19. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (37%)
20. Seventh Day Adventist (35%)
21. Eastern Orthodox (34%)
22. Roman Catholic (34%)
23. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (33%)
24. Orthodox Judaism (33%)
25. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (32%)
26. Islam (27%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (14%)



Haha, nice mix eclectic mix.

 

[SolsticeZero]

My results:

1. Nontheist (100%)
2. Secular Humanism (100%)
3. Unitarian Universalism (86%)
4. Theravada Buddhism (64%)
5. Liberal Quakers (48%)
6. Neo-Pagan (27%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (25%)
8. Taoism (16%)
9. New Age (5%)
10. Baha'i Faith (0%)
11. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (0%)
12. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (0%)
13. Eastern Orthodox (0%)
14. Hinduism (0%)
15. Islam (0%)
16. Jainism (0%)
17. Jehovah's Witness (0%)
18. Mahayana Buddhism (0%)
19. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (0%)
20. New Thought (0%)
21. Orthodox Judaism (0%)
22. Orthodox Quaker (0%)
23. Reform Judaism (0%)
24. Roman Catholic (0%)
25. Scientology (0%)
26. Seventh Day Adventist (0%)
27. Sikhism (0%)

 

[JGS]

My top 5 are an interesting mix.

1. Jehovah's Witness (100%)
2. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (94%)
3. Baha'i Faith (76%)
4. Orthodox Judaism (73%)
5. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (68%)
6. Sikhism (67%)
7. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (65%)
8. Islam (63%)
9. Reform Judaism (57%)
10. Jainism (56%)
11. Hinduism (55%)
12. Orthodox Quaker (55%)
13. Liberal Quakers (52%)
14. Seventh Day Adventist (51%)
15. Eastern Orthodox (48%)
16. Roman Catholic (48%)
17. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (45%)
18. Mahayana Buddhism (39%)
19. Theravada Buddhism (39%)
20. Unitarian Universalism (38%)
21. Neo-Pagan (33%)
22. New Thought (28%)
23. New Age (26%)
24. Scientology (25%)
25. Secular Humanism (25%)
26. Taoism (24%)
27. Nontheist (18%)


It's funny that my top 2 are known for believing preaching is of utmost importance & there's no question for it. You take that out of the picture and there's no way to be a Jehovah's Witness.

I'm guessing the clincher was my refusal to believe in a trinity or a Hellfire which I share with Witnesses at least, don't know about Mormons.

 

[JoeBoy101]

Interesting survey. Should make the Wife take it. Anyways, my Results:

1. Reform Judaism (100%)
2. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (91%)
3. Orthodox Judaism (89%)
4. Unitarian Universalism (89%)
5. Scientology (88%)
6. New Thought (87%)
7. Sikhism (86%)
8. Liberal Quakers (83%)
9. Islam (83%)
10. Baha'i Faith (82%)
11. Mahayana Buddhism (80%)
12. Theravada Buddhism (80%)
13. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (79%)
14. Neo-Pagan (77%)
15. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (69%)
16. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (67%)
17. New Age (67%)
18. Hinduism (66%)
19. Nontheist (65%)
20. Jainism (64%)
21. Secular Humanism (62%)
22. Jehovah's Witness (57%)
23. Orthodox Quaker (56%)
24. Taoism (53%)
25. Eastern Orthodox (50%)
26. Roman Catholic (50%)
27. Seventh Day Adventist (46%)

Amusing to me to see Islam so high on there, as well as Scientology. No idea where the Scientology came from. Glad to see Buddhism high, though sad to see Taoism so low.

 

[NEOPARADIGM]

1. New Age (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (90%)
3. New Thought (87%)
4. Neo-Pagan (86%)
...
26. Eastern Orthodox (21%)
27. Roman Catholic (21%)

Learn of me, GAF.

 

[Jokergrin]

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (91%)
3. Nontheist (82%)
4. Theravada Buddhism (72%)
5. Liberal Quakers (70%)
6. Neo-Pagan (62%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (55%)
8. Taoism (54%)
9. Reform Judaism (43%)
10. New Age (42%)
11. Orthodox Quaker (34%)
12. Sikhism (34%)
13. Mahayana Buddhism (29%)
14. Scientology (29%)
15. Baha'i Faith (25%)
16. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (25%)
17. New Thought (25%)
18. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (21%)
19. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (19%)
20. Seventh Day Adventist (17%)
21. Eastern Orthodox (14%)
22. Islam (14%)
23. Jainism (14%)
24. Orthodox Judaism (14%)
25. Roman Catholic (14%)
26. Hinduism (8%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (0%)

 

[Chorazin]

Pretty interesting to know that it found me to be Neo-Pagan (which I actually am) but only 30% away from Reform Judaism and 35% from Liberal Quakers!

1. Neo-Pagan (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (79%)
3. Mahayana Buddhism (74%)
4. Jainism (72%)
5. New Age (71%)
6. Reform Judaism (71%)
7. Sikhism (66%)
8. Liberal Quakers (65%)
9. Hinduism (61%)
10. Baha'i Faith (57%)
11. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (55%)
12. Theravada Buddhism (53%)
13. Orthodox Judaism (50%)
14. Scientology (49%)
15. Secular Humanism (49%)
16. New Thought (48%)
17. Taoism (47%)
18. Islam (43%)
19. Nontheist (42%)
20. Orthodox Quaker (34%)
21. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (26%)
22. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (24%)
23. Eastern Orthodox (20%)
24. Roman Catholic (20%)
25. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (19%)
26. Seventh Day Adventist (16%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (0%)

 

[operon]

1. Eastern Orthodox (100%)
2. Roman Catholic (100%)
3. Orthodox Quaker (90%)
4. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (85%)
5. Seventh Day Adventist (76%)
6. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (76%)
7. Liberal Quakers (58%)
8. Sikhism (57%)
9. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (55%)
10. Orthodox Judaism (54%)
11. Unitarian Universalism (50%)
12. Hinduism (49%)
13. Baha'i Faith (48%)
14. Islam (45%)
15. Reform Judaism (45%)
16. Neo-Pagan (37%)
17. Jehovah's Witness (36%)
18. Mahayana Buddhism (33%)
19. Theravada Buddhism (32%)
20. Scientology (30%)
21. New Age (29%)
22. Jainism (28%)
23. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (27%)
24. Secular Humanism (27%)
25. Taoism (24%)
26. New Thought (23%)
27. Nontheist (16%)

Spot on

 

[Wiseblade]

I came out with:

1. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (100%)
2. Orthodox Quaker (93%)
3. Liberal Quakers (88%)
4. Unitarian Universalism (80%)
5. Seventh Day Adventist (79%)
6. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (71%)
7. Reform Judaism (64%)
8. Secular Humanism (58%)
9. Neo-Pagan (56%)
10. Eastern Orthodox (54%)
11. Roman Catholic (54%)
12. Baha'i Faith (54%)
13. New Age (52%)
14. Theravada Buddhism (49%)
15. Mahayana Buddhism (47%)
16. Taoism (47%)
17. Orthodox Judaism (41%)
18. Nontheist (41%)
19. Sikhism (40%)
20. Islam (39%)
21. Jainism (37%)
22. Hinduism (35%)
23. Scientology (33%)
24. New Thought (29%)
25. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (29%)
26. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (27%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (21%)


I guess I got these results because I don't really care that much about the origin of the universe, or the specifics of the afterlife.

 

[LosDaddie]

1. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (100%)
2. Orthodox Quaker (97%)
3. Liberal Quakers (89%)
4. Unitarian Universalism (78%)
5. Seventh Day Adventist (77%)
6. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (74%)
7. Reform Judaism (71%)
8. Eastern Orthodox (69%)
9. Roman Catholic (69%)
10. Baha'i Faith (68%)
11. Orthodox Judaism (64%)
12. Neo-Pagan (61%)
13. Islam (58%)
14. New Age (56%)
15. Mahayana Buddhism (52%)
16. Secular Humanism (51%)
17. Theravada Buddhism (51%)
18. Hinduism (50%)
19. Jainism (49%)
20. Sikhism (46%)
21. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (44%)
22. Jehovah's Witness (44%)
23. Taoism (37%)
24. New Thought (33%)
25. Scientology (32%)
26. Nontheist (28%)
27. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (26%)


Seems about right to me.

 

[kamorra]

1.  Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2.  Secular Humanism (96%)
3.  Nontheist (88%)
4.  Theravada Buddhism (68%)
5.  Liberal Quakers (66%)
6.  Neo-Pagan (57%)
7.  Baha'i Faith (39%)
8.  Hinduism (39%)
9.  Islam (39%)
10.  Jainism (39%)
11.  Orthodox Judaism (39%)
12.  Reform Judaism (39%)
13.  Sikhism (39%)
14.  Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (29%)
15.  New Age (26%)
16.  Mahayana Buddhism (23%)
17.  New Thought (18%)
18.  Scientology (18%)
19.  Taoism (15%)
20.  Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (8%)
21.  Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (8%)
22.  Eastern Orthodox (8%)
23.  Jehovah's Witness (8%)
24.  Orthodox Quaker (8%)
25.  Roman Catholic (8%)
26.  Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (6%)
27.  Seventh Day Adventist (4%)

 

[SmokyDave]

Seems I'm not down with Jehovah.

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (90%)
3. Nontheist (85%)
4. Theravada Buddhism (75%)
5. Liberal Quakers (67%)
6. Neo-Pagan (62%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (51%)
8. Taoism (42%)
9. Reform Judaism (40%)
10. New Age (38%)
11. Mahayana Buddhism (25%)
12. Baha'i Faith (20%)
13. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (20%)
14. Orthodox Quaker (20%)
15. Seventh Day Adventist (20%)
16. Sikhism (20%)
17. Scientology (18%)
18. Eastern Orthodox (16%)
19. Islam (16%)
20. Jainism (16%)
21. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (16%)
22. Orthodox Judaism (16%)
23. Roman Catholic (16%)
24. New Thought (15%)
25. Hinduism (10%)
26. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (5%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (0%)

 

[OttomanScribe]

Ummm...

1. Sikhism (100%)
2. Orthodox Judaism (95%)
3. Reform Judaism (88%)
4. Islam (86%)
5. Baha'i Faith (76%)
6. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (67%)
7. Hinduism (64%)
8. Jainism (63%)
9. Liberal Quakers (55%)
10. Unitarian Universalism (53%)
11. Mahayana Buddhism (53%)
12. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (53%)
13. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (52%)
14. Jehovah's Witness (51%)
15. Eastern Orthodox (50%)
16. Roman Catholic (50%)
17. Orthodox Quaker (47%)
18. Neo-Pagan (46%)
19. Seventh Day Adventist (46%)
20. Theravada Buddhism (42%)
21. Scientology (41%)
22. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (35%)
23. New Thought (35%)
24. New Age (33%)
25. Taoism (25%)
26. Secular Humanism (18%)
27. Nontheist (13%)

Seriously? This must be the worst quizz in the world. I am a Jewish Sikh before a Muslim. Puh-leez.

 

[Sir Garbageman]

1. Reform Judaism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (91%)
3. Liberal Quakers (86%)
4. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (81%)
5. Sikhism (80%)
6. Baha'i Faith (79%)
7. Neo-Pagan (78%)
8. Orthodox Judaism (73%)
9. New Age (72%)
10. New Thought (72%)
11. Scientology (71%)
12. Islam (66%)
13. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (59%)
14. Hinduism (57%)
15. Mahayana Buddhism (57%)
16. Secular Humanism (57%)
17. Jainism (56%)
18. Theravada Buddhism (52%)
19. Orthodox Quaker (47%)
20. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (46%)
21. Taoism (42%)
22. Nontheist (40%)
23. Eastern Orthodox (38%)
24. Roman Catholic (38%)
25. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (37%)
26. Seventh Day Adventist (35%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (18%)

Interesting. Skimming my top selections I think Unitarian Universalism is probably more in line with what I believe.

 

[operon]

Seems I'm not down with Jehovah.

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (90%)
3. Nontheist (85%)
4. Theravada Buddhism (75%)
5. Liberal Quakers (67%)
6. Neo-Pagan (62%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (51%)
8. Taoism (42%)
9. Reform Judaism (40%)
10. New Age (38%)
11. Mahayana Buddhism (25%)
12. Baha'i Faith (20%)
13. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (20%)
14. Orthodox Quaker (20%)
15. Seventh Day Adventist (20%)
16. Sikhism (20%)
17. Scientology (18%)
18. Eastern Orthodox (16%)
19. Islam (16%)
20. Jainism (16%)
21. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (16%)
22. Orthodox Judaism (16%)
23. Roman Catholic (16%)
24. New Thought (15%)
25. Hinduism (10%)
26. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (5%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (0%)

Next time they come to the door, hand them this then close the door

 

[Dunk#7]

It is really interesting to be able to relate how closely you relate to other beliefs in regards to main topics.

It seems that Christianity has about 60% of the same views as Islam. Interesting.


1. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (100%)
2. Orthodox Quaker (90%)
3. Seventh Day Adventist (90%)
4. Eastern Orthodox (80%)
5. Roman Catholic (80%)
6. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (62%)
7. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (60%)
8. Islam (58%)
9. Orthodox Judaism (58%)
10. Jehovah's Witness (55%)
11. Hinduism (51%)
12. Jainism (45%)
13. Baha'i Faith (42%)
14. Liberal Quakers (41%)
15. Mahayana Buddhism (35%)
16. Theravada Buddhism (35%)
17. Unitarian Universalism (35%)
18. Sikhism (30%)
19. Nontheist (28%)
20. Reform Judaism (27%)
21. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (22%)
22. Neo-Pagan (22%)
23. New Age (20%)
24. Secular Humanism (20%)
25. Scientology (18%)
26. Taoism (18%)
27. New Thought (12%)

 

[Witchfinder General]

Seems about right:

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (90%)
3. Nontheist (77%)
4. Liberal Quakers (72%)
5. Theravada Buddhism (70%)
6. Neo-Pagan (62%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (57%)
8. Taoism (44%)
9. New Age (44%)
10. Reform Judaism (42%)
11. Orthodox Quaker (34%)
12. Mahayana Buddhism (34%)
13. Sikhism (29%)
14. Scientology (27%)
15. Baha'i Faith (24%)
16. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (24%)
17. New Thought (24%)
18. Jainism (22%)
19. Seventh Day Adventist (21%)
20. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (18%)
21. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (18%)
22. Hinduism (17%)
23. Eastern Orthodox (17%)
24. Islam (17%)
25. Orthodox Judaism (17%)
26. Roman Catholic (17%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (9%)

 

[chaosblade]

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (96%)
3. Liberal Quakers (79%)
4. Nontheist (75%)
.
.
.
27. Jehovah's Witness (0%)

Yeah. No surprises here. Can't say it's too inaccurate.

Baptized as a Baptist Christian though, crazily enough.

 

[fawaz]

I am a muslim and got this:

1. Reform Judaism (100%)
2. Islam ( (92%)
3. Judaism (92%)
This is joke lol
I wonder what made the difference :lol

Judaism and Islam is practically the same...

1. Orthodox Judaism (100%)
2. Islam (97%)

 

[Scrow]

took the test while high on mj


1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Liberal Quakers (98%)
3. Neo-Pagan (89%)
4. Secular Humanism (88%)
5. Mahayana Buddhism (85%)
6. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (82%)
7. Taoism (82%)
8. New Age (77%)
9. Theravada Buddhism (73%)
10. Nontheist (66%)
11. Sikhism (60%)
12. Reform Judaism (55%)
13. Hinduism (49%)
14. Orthodox Quaker (49%)
15. Jainism (47%)
16. Baha'i Faith (44%)
17. New Thought (39%)
18. Scientology (37%)
19. Seventh Day Adventist (28%)
20. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (26%)
21. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (25%)
22. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (24%)
23. Orthodox Judaism (19%)
24. Eastern Orthodox (13%)
25. Islam (13%)
26. Roman Catholic (13%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (8%)

 

[genjiZERO]

1. Liberal Quakers (100%)
2. Mahayana Buddhism (94%)
3. Theravada Buddhism (94%)
4. Taoism (93%)
5. Neo-Pagan (91%)
6. Unitarian Universalism (91%)
7. Secular Humanism (88%)
8. Jainism (84%)
9. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (78%)
10. Orthodox Quaker (78%)
11. New Age (76%)
12. Sikhism (63%)
13. Reform Judaism (62%)
14. Hinduism (62%)
15. Baha'i Faith (57%)
16. Nontheist (46%)
17. Seventh Day Adventist (45%)
18. Scientology (41%)
19. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (37%)
20. New Thought (37%)
21. Eastern Orthodox (29%)
22. Islam (29%)
23. Orthodox Judaism (29%)
24. Roman Catholic (29%)
25. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (28%)
26. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (27%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (22%)


This "test" is too easy to trick to get the results you want. It's also extremely Christian-centric. Almost all of my answers were "not applicable" and of "low" importance because they don't describe me at all.

 

[∀ Narayan]

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Mahayana Buddhism (90%)
3. Theravada Buddhism (90%)
4. Neo-Pagan (90%)
5. Liberal Quakers (89%)
6. Secular Humanism (86%)
7. New Age (82%)
8. Taoism (81%)
9. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (79%)
10. Jainism (70%)
11. Reform Judaism (61%)
12. Sikhism (61%)
13. Nontheist (58%)
14. Scientology (57%)
15. Hinduism (55%)
16. New Thought (53%)
17. Orthodox Quaker (51%)
18. Baha'i Faith (45%)
19. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (42%)
20. Orthodox Judaism (32%)
21. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (26%)
22. Islam (24%)
23. Seventh Day Adventist (23%)
24. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (22%)
25. Jehovah's Witness (10%)
26. Eastern Orthodox (10%)
27. Roman Catholic (10%)

 

[Dunk#7]

This "test" is too easy to trick to get the results you want. It's also extremely Christian-centric. Almost all of my answers were "not applicable" and of "low" importance because they don't describe me at all.

Even as a Christian I have to agree with this statement.

It was swayed to the Christian side. You could pretty much get conservative Christian by selecting the first option on each question. They didn't even bother mixing up the order of the answers in order to make you think.

It was definitely made by somebody coming from a Christian background.

 

[Dead Man]

No great surprises, but a nice long list:

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (93%)
3. Liberal Quakers (85%)
4. Neo-Pagan (76%)
5. Theravada Buddhism (72%)
6. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (71%)
7. Nontheist (69%)
8. New Age (67%)
9. Taoism (56%)
10. Mahayana Buddhism (55%)
11. Reform Judaism (53%)
12. Orthodox Quaker (51%)
13. Baha'i Faith (44%)
14. Sikhism (41%)
15. Scientology (38%)
16. New Thought (35%)
17. Jainism (34%)
18. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (28%)
19. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (28%)
20. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (24%)
21. Hinduism (23%)
22. Islam (22%)
23. Orthodox Judaism (22%)
24. Seventh Day Adventist (22%)
25. Eastern Orthodox (18%)
26. Roman Catholic (18%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (11%)

 

[samus i am]

My top 5 are an interesting mix.

1. Jehovah's Witness (100%)



It's funny that my top 2 are known for believing preaching is of utmost importance & there's no question for it. You take that out of the picture and there's no way to be a Jehovah's Witness.

I'm guessing the clincher was my refusal to believe in a trinity or a Hellfire which I share with Witnesses at least, don't know about Mormons.

I find that interest, since I was raised as a Witness.

 

[archnemesis]

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (90%)
3. Theravada Buddhism (78%)
4. Nontheist (76%)
5. Liberal Quakers (75%)
6. Neo-Pagan (69%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (57%)
8. Taoism (53%)
9. New Age (51%)
10. Reform Judaism (43%)
11. Mahayana Buddhism (40%)
12. Orthodox Quaker (38%)
13. Scientology (28%)
14. Sikhism (28%)
15. New Thought (26%)
16. Baha'i Faith (25%)
17. Jainism (21%)
18. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (20%)
19. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (19%)
20. Seventh Day Adventist (16%)
21. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (15%)
22. Hinduism (12%)
23. Eastern Orthodox (10%)
24. Islam (10%)
25. Orthodox Judaism (10%)
26. Roman Catholic (10%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (5%)

 

[JGS]

I find that interest, since I was raised as a Witness.

I have a HUGE part of my family who are Witnesses and they definitely make the most sense out of the various beliefs/non-beliefs in my family although I personally:

1. Don't qualify
2. Don't want to do everything that's required to qualify.

It's definitely an all or nothing type faith imo.

Even as a Christian I have to agree with this statement.

It was swayed to the Christian side. You could pretty much get conservative Christian by selecting the first option on each question. They didn't even bother mixing up the order of the answers in order to make you think.

It was definitely made by somebody coming from a Christian background.

That was my problem with it since there's no way that they included the primary beliefs of major religions as much as they contrasted them with the larger Christian denominations. I'm largely a Mormon and a Orthodox Jew?

 

[Art Teitlebaum]

I didn't take it serious and answered the questions with completely random replies. This was the result:

1. New Thought (100%)
2. Scientology (96%)
3. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (92%)
4. Unitarian Universalism (89%)
5. Hinduism (88%)
6. Neo-Pagan (82%)
7. New Age (80%)
8. Liberal Quakers (75%)
9. Mahayana Buddhism (71%)
10. Sikhism (70%)
11. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (69%)
12. Reform Judaism (66%)
13. Theravada Buddhism (65%)
14. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (63%)
15. Orthodox Quaker (58%)
16. Taoism (57%)
17. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (56%)
18. Jehovah's Witness (55%)
19. Orthodox Judaism (55%)
20. Eastern Orthodox (48%)
21. Roman Catholic (48%)
22. Seventh Day Adventist (48%)
23. Islam (44%)
24. Baha'i Faith (42%)
25. Secular Humanism (41%)
26. Jainism (38%)
27. Nontheist (30%)

That means that there are really people that believe in my crappy coincidental bunch of answers? Astonishing.

(I'm a liberal agnostic in reality.)

 

[Glasswork]

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Liberal Quakers (96%)
3. Neo-Pagan (94%)
4. Mahayana Buddhism (92%)
5. Theravada Buddhism (92%)
6. New Age (84%)
7. Taoism (81%)
8. Secular Humanism (79%)
9. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (78%)
10. Jainism (66%)
11. Hinduism (58%)
12. Reform Judaism (58%)
13. Orthodox Quaker (57%)
14. Sikhism (57%)
15. New Thought (48%)
16. Nontheist (47%)
17. Baha'i Faith (45%)
18. Scientology (43%)
19. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (33%)
20. Seventh Day Adventist (30%)
21. Orthodox Judaism (27%)
22. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (27%)
23. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (20%)
24. Eastern Orthodox (19%)
25. Islam (19%)
26. Roman Catholic (19%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (14%)

I was raised in a muslim house, I think Neo-Pagan describes me the best out of the top three.

 

[Scrow]

took the test again after thinking on it a little more


1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (91%)
3. Liberal Quakers (76%)
4. Nontheist (72%)
5. Theravada Buddhism (71%)
6. Neo-Pagan (67%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (60%)
8. New Age (51%)
9. Taoism (47%)
10. Reform Judaism (44%)
11. Orthodox Quaker (42%)
12. Mahayana Buddhism (41%)
13. Sikhism (31%)
14. Scientology (30%)
15. Baha'i Faith (29%)
16. New Thought (28%)
17. Jainism (28%)
18. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (25%)
19. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (22%)
20. Seventh Day Adventist (20%)
21. Hinduism (19%)
22. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (19%)
23. Eastern Orthodox (16%)
24. Islam (16%)
25. Orthodox Judaism (16%)
26. Roman Catholic (16%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (12%)

yeah, i think that's a better reflection of me.

 

[SmokyDave]

I'd be interested to see if there was any difference in accuracy for the results of theists and non-theists. My gut says that far more religious people will be 'mis-labeled' than non-religious people.

Next time they come to the door, hand them this then close the door

The strategically placed Qur'an in my hallway already deals with the issue

 

[zomgbbqftw]

1. Theravada Buddhism (100%)
2. Mahayana Buddhism (93%)
3. Unitarian Universalism (91%)
4. Neo-Pagan (82%)
5. Liberal Quakers (81%)
6. Taoism (74%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (70%)
8. New Age (68%)
9. Secular Humanism (68%)
10. New Thought (63%)
11. Hinduism (61%)
12. Reform Judaism (61%)
13. Scientology (60%)
14. Sikhism (59%)
15. Jainism (57%)
16. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (51%)
17. Nontheist (51%)
18. Orthodox Quaker (42%)
19. Baha'i Faith (40%)
20. Orthodox Judaism (35%)
21. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (31%)
22. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (28%)
23. Eastern Orthodox (28%)
24. Islam (28%)
25. Roman Catholic (28%)
26. Seventh Day Adventist (18%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (14%)

Not a bad set for me since I think I would be a Buddhist if I was forced to follow a religion.

 

[Dunk#7]

I'd be interested to see if there was any difference in accuracy for the results of theists and non-theists. My gut says that far more religious people will be 'mis-labeled' than non-religious people.



The strategically placed Qur'an in my hallway already deals with the issue

LOL Smoky....

I read the text under your avatar...CLASSIC

Monty Python FTW

 

[genjiZERO]

Even as a Christian I have to agree with this statement.

It was swayed to the Christian side. You could pretty much get conservative Christian by selecting the first option on each question. They didn't even bother mixing up the order of the answers in order to make you think.

It was definitely made by somebody coming from a Christian background.

this is a problem inherent in most classifications of religion to begin with. Hinduism can be classified like Christianity (if the correct language is used. For example, it is not correct to describe Hinduism as polytheist. Similarly to Christianity there is only one deity with multiple personas. And as an interesting side note it is largely because of this that I think Hinduism is more "Western" than "Eastern". However, that's complicated by the fact that I think both Jainism and Theravadan Buddhism should also be included under Hinduism... anyway, I'm rambling.... ). But religion within the Chinese cultural sphere cannot. A good example is Japan where everyone participates in both Shintoism and Buddhism - yet most people are non-religious.

 

[Dead Man]

I'd be interested to see if there was any difference in accuracy for the results of theists and non-theists. My gut says that far more religious people will be 'mis-labeled' than non-religious people.

I think you may be right there. The question I would like to have answered is if any of the people getting the 'wrong' answer have looked at the religion the survey suggests.

 

[Mael]

1. Eastern Orthodox (100%)
2. Roman Catholic (100%)
3. Orthodox Quaker (94%)
4. Seventh Day Adventist (93%)
5. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (86%)
6. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (77%)
7. Hinduism (70%)
8. Orthodox Judaism (63%)
9. Liberal Quakers (60%)
10. Baha'i Faith (52%)
11. Sikhism (52%)
12. Islam (51%)
13. Jehovah's Witness (48%)
14. Unitarian Universalism (47%)
15. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (44%)
16. Jainism (42%)
17. Reform Judaism (42%)
18. Mahayana Buddhism (38%)
19. Theravada Buddhism (38%)
20. Neo-Pagan (25%)
21. New Age (21%)
22. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (17%)
23. New Thought (15%)
24. Taoism (14%)
25. Secular Humanism (14%)
26. Nontheist (12%)
27. Scientology (11%)

On the bright side I'm as far I can to Scientology.
Actually the result is pretty simple to predict...
I actually polled as I wanted, guess the whole upbringing was not for nothing!
God do I love games...

 

[FoxSpirit]

1. Theravada Buddhism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (93%)
3. Mahayana Buddhism (90%)
4. Neo-Pagan (78%)
5. Jainism (77%)
6. Liberal Quakers (76%)
7. Hinduism (75%)
8. Secular Humanism (72%)
9. Taoism (69%)
10. New Age (68%)
11. New Thought (63%)
12. Sikhism (62%)
13. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (60%)
14. Scientology (60%)
15. Orthodox Quaker (58%)
16. Reform Judaism (50%)
17. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (48%)
18. Nontheist (48%)
19. Baha'i Faith (38%)
20. Orthodox Judaism (34%)
21. Seventh Day Adventist (29%)
22. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (24%)
23. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (23%)
24. Islam (22%)
25. Jehovah's Witness (18%)
26. Eastern Orthodox (12%)
27. Roman Catholic (12%)

Well, well, my cititicenship says "Baptised Catholic". Last place. No wonder, since nowadays I'm basically a Buddhist. But I don't want to make the official switch, I don't know how my dad would take it. :-\

 

[Wanace]

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (90%)
3. Nontheist (89%)
4. Theravada Buddhism (83%)
5. Liberal Quakers (75%)
6. Neo-Pagan (70%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (62%)
8. Taoism (57%)
9. Mahayana Buddhism (54%)
10. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (49%)
11. Reform Judaism (49%)
12. Sikhism (46%)
13. Seventh Day Adventist (44%)
14. Jainism (42%)
15. Hinduism (42%)
16. New Age (42%)
17. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (41%)
18. Orthodox Quaker (38%)
19. Eastern Orthodox (34%)
20. Islam (34%)
21. Orthodox Judaism (34%)
22. Roman Catholic (34%)
23. Scientology (30%)
24. New Thought (26%)
25. Jehovah's Witness (24%)
26. Baha'i Faith (21%)
27. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (21%)

Pretty much where I expected to land. My grandmother would throw a fit though haha.

 

[Blue Ninja]

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (92%)
3. Nontheist (76%)
4. Liberal Quakers (73%)
5. Theravada Buddhism (69%)
6. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (58%)
7. Neo-Pagan (56%)
8. New Age (46%)
9. Reform Judaism (41%)
10. Taoism (40%)
11. Orthodox Quaker (36%)
12. Mahayana Buddhism (35%)
13. Scientology (35%)
14. New Thought (33%)
15. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (28%)
16. Baha'i Faith (26%)
17. Jainism (24%)
18. Sikhism (24%)
19. Islam (19%)
20. Orthodox Judaism (19%)
21. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (18%)
22. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (17%)
23. Seventh Day Adventist (14%)
24. Hinduism (12%)
25. Jehovah's Witness (12%)
26. Eastern Orthodox (10%)
27. Roman Catholic (10%)

And yet I was baptised and went to Christian schools most of my life. :lol

Seems pretty spot-on.

 

[QuickSilverD]

1. Orthodox Judaism (100%)
2. Islam (96%)
3. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (83%)
4. Sikhism (83%)
5. Eastern Orthodox (82%)
6. Roman Catholic (82%)
7. Reform Judaism (80%)
8. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (76%)
9. Baha'i Faith (75%)
10. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (71%)
11. Seventh Day Adventist (70%)
12. Hinduism (69%)
13. Jehovah's Witness (68%)
14. Orthodox Quaker (68%)
15. Jainism (64%)
16. Liberal Quakers (64%)
17. Unitarian Universalism (60%)
18. Mahayana Buddhism (50%)
19. Theravada Buddhism (48%)
20. New Thought (43%)
21. Scientology (40%)
22. Neo-Pagan (37%)
23. New Age (36%)
24. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (35%)
25. Nontheist (34%)
26. Secular Humanism (25%)
27. Taoism (16%)

I find it odd that it would give me a 100% Orthodox Judaism when I choose to define God as a trinity

 

[Darackutny]

1. Islam (100%)
2. Orthodox Judaism (100%)
3. Sikhism (79%)
4. Reform Judaism (78%)
5. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (77%)
6. Baha'i Faith (76%)
7. Jainism (69%)
8. Jehovah's Witness (66%)
9. Orthodox Quaker (61%)
10. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (56%)
11. Liberal Quakers (51%)
12. Mahayana Buddhism (48%)
13. Hinduism (46%)
14. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (46%)
15. Eastern Orthodox (46%)
16. Roman Catholic (46%)
17. Unitarian Universalism (43%)
18. Seventh Day Adventist (42%)
19. Theravada Buddhism (38%)
20. Neo-Pagan (37%)
21. Scientology (35%)
22. New Age (33%)
23. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (31%)
24. New Thought (29%)
25. Secular Humanism (22%)
26. Nontheist (20%)
27. Taoism (19%)

Seriously? This must be the worst quizz in the world. I am a Jewish Sikh before a Muslim. Puh-leez.

Maybe it was because you chose تعطيل in Q1.

...and no, I didn't go with تشبيه. =p

I chose "none of the above" instead.

 

[justin.au]

... why is that bad? If you demonstrate an ethical code consistent with Secular Humanism (let's say broadly progressive on social issues, belief in re-distributive justice, belief in human betterment through intellectual development and works for others), you should be ranked as a Secular Humanist before a Non-theist.

Non-theism is simply a statement about your affirmation/denial of God, not a statement about your moral code. There are many religions, philosophies, and associations that better represent a particular secular moral code.

But the way the quiz is, non-theism is incompatible with general beliefs about how people should behave morally.

Non-theism is unrelated to morality. Whether you believe abortion should be illegal, legal or mandatory doesn't say anything about whether you believe in a god/s or not and as such, your responses to the moral questions should not influence the non-theistic result.

Any quiz like this is bound to be unsatisfactory because—forgetting that they are often created by people with agendas to pursue, see: the World's Smallest Political Quiz—they are trying to reduce a complex reality to a series of banal, pre-determined questions-and-answers—see: the World's Smallest Political Quiz.

Spoiler

Interesting side-note, what is the plural of question-and-answer? Questions-and-answers or question-and-answers?

 

[An-Det]

From the descriptions, 1 and 3 seem a very close fit to how I am now, while 2 is closer to a catch-all answer rather than truly indicative. I dont follow anything specifically, but was raised christian (baptist).


1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
3. Theravada Buddhism (95%)
4. Nontheist (91%)
5. Liberal Quakers (82%)
6. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (67%)
7. Neo-Pagan (65%)
8. Taoism (64%)
9. Mahayana Buddhism (63%)
10. Jainism (49%)
11. New Age (48%)
12. Reform Judaism (47%)
13. Orthodox Quaker (37%)
14. Sikhism (37%)
15. Hinduism (35%)
16. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (34%)
17. Seventh Day Adventist (32%)
18. Scientology (30%)
19. New Thought (28%)
20. Islam (27%)
21. Orthodox Judaism (27%)
22. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (26%)
23. Baha'i Faith (23%)
24. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (19%)
25. Eastern Orthodox (18%)
26. Roman Catholic (18%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (11%)

 

[dabig2]

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Liberal Quakers (83%)
3. Mahayana Buddhism (82%)
4. Neo-Pagan (82%)
5. Reform Judaism (81%)
6. Sikhism (77%)
7. Theravada Buddhism (73%)
8. New Age (70%)
9. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (65%)
10. Jainism (64%)
11. Baha'i Faith (63%)
12. Taoism (62%)
13. Hinduism (61%)
14. Orthodox Judaism (61%)
15. Secular Humanism (60%)
16. New Thought (54%)
17. Islam (52%)
18. Scientology (51%)
19. Nontheist (50%)
20. Orthodox Quaker (42%)
21. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (38%)
22. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (38%)
23. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (30%)
24. Seventh Day Adventist (25%)
25. Jehovah's Witness (24%)
26. Eastern Orthodox (17%)
27. Roman Catholic (17%)

Was raised as a Christian Baptist for many, many years as background. Obviously I have grown away from that upbringing over some years now. I'm not surprised that Unitarian Universalism dominated the results.

 

[NumberTwo]

1.  Secular Humanism (100%)
2.  Unitarian Universalism (92%)
3.  Liberal Quakers (79%)
4.  Nontheist (69%)
5.  Theravada Buddhism (69%)
6.  Neo-Pagan (67%)
7.  Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (64%)
8.  New Age (53%)
9.  Taoism (52%)
10.  Reform Judaism (46%)
11.  Mahayana Buddhism (45%)
12.  Orthodox Quaker (41%)
13.  Jainism (34%)
14.  Baha'i Faith (34%)
15.  Sikhism (34%)
16.  Scientology (32%)
17.  New Thought (29%)
18.  Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (24%)
19.  Hinduism (24%)
20.  Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (23%)
21.  Seventh Day Adventist (22%)
22.  Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (18%)
23.  Eastern Orthodox (16%)
24.  Islam (16%)
25.  Orthodox Judaism (16%)
26.  Roman Catholic (16%)
27.  Jehovah's Witness (12%)

 

[Scrow]

fuck yeah, secular humanism is where it's at.

respeck knuckles

 

[Combichristoffersen]

So.

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Nontheist (93%)
3. Unitarian Universalism (93%)
4. Liberal Quakers (71%)
5. Theravada Buddhism (69%)
6. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (64%)
7. Neo-Pagan (61%)
8. Reform Judaism (54%)
9. Taoism (46%)
10. New Age (41%)
11. Scientology (39%)
12. New Thought (37%)
13. Sikhism (36%)
14. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (31%)
15. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (30%)
16. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (28%)
17. Mahayana Buddhism (27%)
18. Orthodox Quaker (26%)
19. Baha'i Faith (24%)
20. Seventh Day Adventist (24%)
21. Eastern Orthodox (21%)
22. Islam (21%)
23. Orthodox Judaism (21%)
24. Roman Catholic (21%)
25. Hinduism (12%)
26. Jainism (9%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (6%)

 

[Stumpokapow]

But the way the quiz is, non-theism is incompatible with general beliefs about how people should behave morally.

Non-theism is unrelated to morality. Whether you believe abortion should be illegal, legal or mandatory doesn't say anything about whether you believe in a god/s or not and as such, your responses to the moral questions should not influence the non-theistic result.

So rename "Non-theism" to "Non-theism, other than those non-theistic beliefs specified in the list" and the problem is solved.

 

[Fritz]

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (97%)
3. Liberal Quakers (81%)
4. Theravada Buddhism (80%)
5. Nontheist (73%)
6. Neo-Pagan (69%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (67%)
8. Taoism (58%)
9. New Age (53%)
10. Mahayana Buddhism (52%)
11. Orthodox Quaker (43%)
12. Reform Judaism (43%)
13. Sikhism (41%)
14. Jainism (40%)
15. Baha'i Faith (32%)
16. Hinduism (29%)
17. Scientology (28%)
18. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (26%)
19. New Thought (26%)
20. Seventh Day Adventist (21%)
21. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (20%)
22. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (20%)
23. Eastern Orthodox (18%)
24. Islam (18%)
25. Orthodox Judaism (18%)
26. Roman Catholic (18%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (11%)

 

[hxa155]

I like how they include a lot of christian sects and there's just one Islam.

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (91%)
3. Nontheist (85%)
4. Liberal Quakers (73%)
5. Theravada Buddhism (69%)
6. Neo-Pagan (60%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (59%)
8. Taoism (48%)
9. New Age (44%)
10. Reform Judaism (38%)
11. Orthodox Quaker (37%)
12. Mahayana Buddhism (34%)
13. Sikhism (25%)
14. Scientology (24%)
15. Seventh Day Adventist (24%)
16. Baha'i Faith (22%)
17. New Thought (22%)
18. Jainism (20%)
19. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (20%)
20. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (19%)
21. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (16%)
22. Hinduism (12%)
23. Eastern Orthodox (10%)
24. Islam (10%)
25. Orthodox Judaism (10%)
26. Roman Catholic (10%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (6%)