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[cryptoadam]

Tall people are more at risk of catching coronavirus

Researchers at the University of Manchester found that being tall more than doubled the probability of having a COVID-19

www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk

All you tall people are just a bunch of grandma killers.

I would also like to know which boob size is more likely to get COVID.

 

[TyphoonStruggle]

COVID-19, manlet's revenge

 

[godhandiscen]

COVID-19, manlet's revenge

More fuel to the theory Faucci created it.
/s

 

[M1chl]

Tall people are more at risk of catching coronavirus

Researchers at the University of Manchester found that being tall more than doubled the probability of having a COVID-19

www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk

All you tall people are just a bunch of grandma killers.

I would also like to know which boob size is more likely to get COVID.

Not sure if catching, but progress would be probably worse, because more fat on the chest means longer time to recover from respiratory disease:

Women with bigger breasts suffer from worse colds

Those with F-cup sized breasts suffered colds, coughs and flu for an average of 8.3 days compared to women with AA-sized chests who were under the weather for only 3.8 days.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Also I am taking all the precautions so you manlets stay salty.

 

[Elcid]

 

[Reptars Revenge]

Manlet propaganda comes up short

 

[Darkmakaimura]

I'm over 6 feet so guess I'm screwed.

 

[carlosrox]

What a joke. They really like to just make up new shit every fucking day don't they?

COVID has the best publicist I've ever seen.

 

[Werewolf Jones]

Swear I'm living on Dante Must Die mode.

 

[Grinchy]

Damn, is 6'2 tall enough to be worried? I guess I'm going to die.

 

[Cunth]

Fuck. If handsomeness is also a factor it’s game over for me

 

[TyphoonStruggle]

Fuck. If handsomeness is also a factor it’s game over for me

 

[Macapala]

Fuck. If handsomeness is also a factor it’s game over for me

Nah mate, you're still good, Apparently covid doesn't go after men with small pee pees.

 

[Thing on a Spring]

My fellow smurfs stay winning. Suck it you big lanky streaks of pish!

 

[LokusAbriss]

Nah mate, you're still good, Apparently covid doesn't go after men with small pee pees.

He does not fall into that category. Don‘t ask me how I know.

 

[Aarbron]

Fuck. If handsomeness is also a factor it’s game over for me

Our thoughts and prayers are with you, brother Cunth.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

#manletsWithHugeCocksStayWinning

 

[Chittagong]

Now we just need confirmation that people with a big penis are in more risk and I am completely doomed

 

[sonomamashine]

My fellow smurfs stay winning. Suck it you big lanky streaks of pish!

Gargamel finally getting his revenge.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

 

[Yoshi]

It just flies over my head, I am immune.

 

[EverydayBeast]

Short people are officially more valuable

 

[bigsnack]

5’3” of pure immunity right here.

 

[Jtibh]

Is this another spin to punish normalcy?
I dont know man . The air up here is as clean as it gets.
I've seen a bunch of short asians dropping like flies on the streets though.

Must be fauci's small man syndrome acting up.
Cant handle those big trump hands

 

[Jezminda]

Well I’m screwed then apparently.... I’m 5ft11

 

[Nymphae]

B-b-b-b-b-bullshit

 

[Jezminda]

B-b-b-b-b-bullshit

agree

 

[ToughestSoul]

Well, shit

 

[xrnzaaas]

Nice try, short people.

 

[-Minsc-]

Well... I'm 6' 1/4".

 

[Elektro Demon]

I'm 2 meters tall so I'm fucked. Oh well.

 

[DrJohnGalt]

Tall? Handsome? Big PP?

Guess I'm safe x3.

 

[Phunkydiabetic]

Fuck

 

[bender]