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Technic Beat review on X-Play

What the hell are they smoking?? First off, they lead into saying it's from Namco, which I guess I could forgive considering it features many Namco songs. But Arika deserves some credit. Then, once they get into it a bit more, they refer to Mastiff as the developer!!!

So glaring errors aside, they proceed to show footage where they are getting all bads (and basically doing nothing) to rig the song so they can say "You call this a song?" The song is there if you don't have a bunch of suckasses playing it folks!

Total suckasses.
 
I score them 1/5.

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belgurdo said:
0/5 to Johnny Konami for watching XPlay. Stuff'll poison your mind, boy

Hey, fuck you. I was channel surfing and saw one of my favorite games, so I stopped :) I guarantee I am the biggest G4 (and any mainstream video game television show of any sort) hater on this board. :P
 
Who on the crew gave the review?
I remember I was freaking out during Morgan's review of TMNT2. I understand taking off points for certain flaws, but she was ragging on it for being about ninjas and not having stealth. That hurt me inside. They've never been about stealth!
 
Technic Beat rules so goddamn hard its not even funny. I like it more tha Konga and Taiko.
 
M3wThr33 said:
Who on the crew gave the review?
I remember I was freaking out during Morgan's review of TMNT2. I understand taking off points for certain flaws, but she was ragging on it for being about ninjas and not having stealth. That hurt me inside. They've never been about stealth!

The hell? I agreed with most Xplay reviews in the past, before the G4 merger...are they corrupted by G4 staff or is the original Xplay crew still there?
 
Adam and Morgan are still there. I used to agree with them, too. Of course I've only watched a total of 45 minutes of G4TV in my life, so I have no clue what's happened to them post merge-rape.
 
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