Tell GAF awesome/hilarious things that have happened while playing Multiplayer

Tell us some of the most awesome moments you've had as well as hilarious moments.

Homefront

Was playing Battle Commander, saw a tank rushing by me, player obviously didn't see me because at the distance I was at he could've easily killed me. So I throw several EMP grenades and the tank is stuck. The player stupidly decides to STAY IN the fucker. So I began to throw god knows how many C4 on the fucking thing. So I run to safe distance, EMP wears off, guy aims the tank cannon at me. I press the fire button. BOOM! He blows up. I was laughing my ass off.


Killzone 2
Early days of play, people didn't know the difference between a sab and a regular soldier. So I disguise myself and then hid amongst some low level noobs. Someone shouts out, "There's someone among us!"
"Who?!
"IDK!"
So they each start shooting each other just to make sure they were "real". I discreetly back away, cock grenade, five grenade kill. I had a smile on my face for the rest of the match.

Warhawk
Dogfighted three enemy Nemesis' and won. I felt like such a badass.

Call of Duty Black Ops
Balistic knife. To the neck. From Far away. Game Winning Kill. Sooo Goooood.

Bad Company 2
Randomly pressing R1 with the sniper rifle and getting a kill. I was like O.o

GAF?
 
Team Fortress 2

-Sudden Death on Well, team was about to win, comes out of the spawn next to middle cap. Train comes at the exact same time and takes out half of my team.

-Setting someone on fire and killing them by pointing at the exact right spot on the grate, long after Valve was supposed to have fixed that.

-Killing a bunch of the enemy team rushing into our spawn during humiliation with the Pyro's taunt kill.

-Spending the entirety of a GAF match on Hightower just standing at the beginning of the uphill section, just airblasting dozens of opponents off the cliff and even getting several dominations in the process. Eventually someone on their side went Pyro and airblasted me off, breaking the stalemate and nearly winning it for them.

-Reflected a flaming arrow and killed a Sniper by pure accident when I stumbled into a sniper duel.

-Reflected a Direct Hit crocket back into a soldier... which isn't as impressive until you realize that he was rocket-jumping, and I hit him as he fell down. Again, pure luck.

-Was caught between two full health Heavies at once in a small space. For a Pyro, that usually means instant death. I set both of them on fire and kept weaving back and forth in a figure 8 between them, hacking away with my Axetinguisher. By a goddamned miracle I killed both of them and somehow got barely hurt. Everyone on the server laughed at how two Heavies could fail against a dumb W + M1 Pyro.

Super Smash Bros. Brawl

-I should be angry about this, but it's so funny in retrospect. I and another dude tied in a four-way brawl, and it came down to sudden death. We fought back and forth, and I finally knocked him off the top of the screen. At that moment, the Bob-ombs that fall from the sky when you take too long in sudden death started to drop, and one hit me as I was still in the air from knocking the other guy off. It blew me off the screen horizontally, resulting in my instant loss while my opponent's KO animation was still playing.


Battlefield 1942

-Yeah this aircraft carrier is going to go onto the island now. No I don't care, it'll make a sick ass ramp. Or it's going to be rammed into their carrier.

-Driving a jeep into a B-52, flying the B-52 over the other base, lowering the bay doors and watching as a fucking Jeep falls onto a dude's head from a thousand feet in the air.


Some HL1 Mod

It had like... kung-fu moves. I can't remember, and no it wasn't The Specialist. Anyway, there was a subway level, and this other dude and I fought for what seemed like forever with dual Berettas, just jumping back and forth across the platforms and tracks. I somehow knocked him onto one of the tracks, and as he backflipped up and out the train came at the exact moment and killed him, as he hung upside-down in midair.
 
Bad Company 2 - Sniper headshot at a guy while i was falling with the parachute. Happened more than once too.

Gotta try your luck!
 
Battlefield matches are full of these kind of moments. Off the top of my head, some guy in my squad in Bad Company 2 planted C4 all over a helicopter, flew it toward the M-COM station, jumped out and let fall down on it while activating the C4...which took down the station and three guys guarding it.

Like a boss.
 
Battlefield 1943

After shooting down other aircraft, I roadkill the parachuting enemies with my own plane. I also roadkill snipers who stand atop the mountains of Guadalcanal.
 
BFBC2 for me, I jumped off the building and parachuted down, spotted an enemy, was hiding in bush looking wrong way, just as I reach near the ground almost on top of him, I did a melee attack right on top of his head, I was LOL'ing for a few minutes
 
COD: Black Ops

I play the gun game A LOT, but more specifically, I play the gun game only using my knife.

Needless to say, people get pretty pissed 90% of the time but there are usually some guys in there that find it funny, plus I find it to be an entertaining challenge.

I average between 16 (large maps) to 30 stabs (smaller maps) My record is 53 stabs in one game and it happened on Stadium. The 1st place guy ended up on level 16 and only had like 30something kills.

That entire game was just constant screaming with one guy laughing his ass off.
 
I'm going to post one on behalf of a non-GAFer, known as Brendonism. These are his words.

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This one I will never forget, I think I was about 16.

After a full day of lanning, I packed up my shit and went to a mates place to keep going through the night with about 5 other guys. One of them (Pete) was a friend of a friend and completely new to the world of first person shooters, lans and jolt cola binges. Being new he didn't have a PC so ended up borrowing someone's old AMD with no 3D acceleration to speak of, which quite frankly was shite.

Anyway, we'd been playing the same map for about 3 hours (CS_Mansion <3), this particular round I was a CT being held at spawn by AWPing Ts, I decided to lob a flash over the wall to temporarily blind and then shoot them in the face. Everything was normal until this point.

All of a sudden I hear this horrible gurgling sound and what sounded like someone banging on the wall. I stood up and saw Pete rolling around on the floor like a twat and almost unplugging a powerboard from the wall with his foot, two of the other guys simultaneously told him to stop being a dick. Then the gurlging got louder (it sounded like that devil bitch yacking in The Exorcist), one of my mates looked me absolutely terrified and said "oh shit, he's having an Epileptic Fit." (his words not mine).. and he was.

So this poor kid is flailing about on the floor like a fucking goldfish, entangled in no less than three different CAT 5 cables and yanking powercords out from the wall like mad, I didn't have a clue what to do. We eventually decided someone should call an ambulance, it got lost and took 20 mins to turn up... many cigarettes later the Ambos had done their thing and taken him off to hospital.

Standing on the front lawn shortly after having the WTF debrief we were reprimanded by my mate's parents for playing games all night, we took their feedback onboard but decided we would go play Codename Eagle instead. The worst part of this whole incident was that Pete didn't even have Epilepsy or any history of seizures at all, now he can't even play his XBox or blink too fast.. all because of that god damn flashbang. I am convinced that prolonged exposure to such a low frame rate primed his brain for explosion, and my flashbang merely (spectacularly) pushed him over the edge. God really had it in for Pete that day.

That was my greatest gaming moment ever.

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WARNING: Can cause seizure
 
Gears of War 2. Me and a full party of friends were going for the goddamn fucking Annex achievement on Flood. My teams cleans up all of the enemies while I'm at the objective on the other end of the map. The game's brilliant spawn system brings the other team back on my side leading to a cry of help that would not soon be forgotten"

"There's five guys on top of me!"

They never let me forget that.
 
Warhawk- I was hiding in a cave in Archipelago during a baserape (the cave with the flamethrower and the ladder). I was watching a huge infantry/tank fight on the road outside the cave entrance while I waited for the flamethrower to respawn. I saw a slow moving TOW missile in the sky in the distance. It weaved its way toward our island, through the battle in front of me, ignoring everything, and made its way into the cave. Why me?
 
Battlefield BC2

I was playing Squad Deathmatch and the 3 guys on my squad all had mics. One of the guys had the voice changer setting on the lowest pitch and kept yelling "Yeah, raped your ass". Naturally I thought the guy was beasting but when the match ended I looked at our squad stats and saw that he had only killed 1 guy. It was the way he kept saying it that had me laughing my ass off.
 
Red Orchestra: Ostfront

Nothing quite so terrifying as diving in a shallow crater to escape a tank, and then having that tank sidle up and park directly on top of you. They sat there for fucking ages, trapping me underneath them, all the while exchanging rounds with (and destroying) my team's tanks.

Eventually I said fuck it and pulled out my bags of explosives, killing myself and the four dudes in the tank. They had no idea where I'd come from!
 
Halo 2

I was standing on a slope with a rocket launcher when these two guys in a warthog rolled up a little below me, to the left, and a ways off. I aimed a tried to fire right into their path so they wouldn't have a chance to evade. Rocket hits just in front of warthog and it launches into the air and barrel rolls directly toward me. Before I could even move I was dead.
 
Demon's Souls

This happened to me a couple of weeks ago. I was fighting Penetrator in NG+ without Biorr (killed him for Mephistopheles) in body form and after trading some hits, I backed off to grass. I ran back towards him only to realise I had brain farted and didn't grass but took spice instead. I was sure he'd kill me since I had a pixel of health left. Literally a couple seconds before his sword hits for the coup de grace, "YOUR MESSAGE HAS BEEN RECOMMENDED". Got health restored and was able to kill him. Thank you, anonymous message recommender for saving my ass.
 
Both of these are from the original Socom.

Once I was playing this jungle map. Really thick jungle with mist and swampland covering the majority of the area. I was playing sniper. It was me and one other guy. After a long time of scoping the area, I finally found him through my scope. Through the lens, I could see him aiming right at me, and before I could press the fire button he shot first and killed me in the blink of an eye. It was amazing.

On this other jungle map, there's this building temple in the center. It was me and 4 enemies, pretty stacked odds for a game like Socom. I put some claymores at the two entrances of the tunnel (might've just been one entrance, forgot how many claymores you start with) and started shooting at nothing to attract them. One by one as they entered the temple I killed them. The thing is, I almost got vote kicked by my own team, as this camping escapade took quite a while. No doubt I was mistaken for a noob or a coward.
 
This was a while back... Haven't played WoW in ages so forgive me if I don't correctly name places/skills.

Back in the Burning Crusade episode of WoW, I was the outcast Retribution Paladin. I was hanging out at Serpentshrine Cavern's summoning stone, all alone, waiting for someone in my party to come help summon the rest of my group for a heroic. Then the giant waterfall door stops, and a Horde priest, druid, and something else comes running out of the raid instance. Luckily I was wearing arena gear. Sure it had no resil at that time, but it had a crap ton of stamina and strength.

They immediately start attacking. I manage to stun and KO the priest fast (lol PvE clothies). I take out another guy and then the last by myself! My heart was pounding, adrenaline going, and my cooldowns were refreshing... Then the waterfall raid door stops again, and 6+ Horde start rushing out to attack me. It was an a head-on attack but somehow I managed to hang on with that free heal skill when you crit and the lowest talent tree skill that does the spin and it heals. Plus seal twisting Seal of Command was amazing.

I killed 2 or 3 more of the Horde raid and then more of their raid came out of the gate. Just when I was about to finally die, the healer of my group shows up and begins healing the shit out of me! Then my party's mage shows up and begins laying the hurt! Us 3 were unstoppable! We fought for a good 5 minutes and just laid one hell of a smack down. Horde were corpse rezing and the mage and I would quickly kill them again with ice lance/hammer of justice(?). Finally the Horde guild began running away, back into the raid instance.

Us three had successfully fended off a 25man Horde raid. I would say it was 10, but I remember a lot more than just 10. I've never had such an adrenaline rush from a game before. Definitely the most awesome moment I ever had in WoW.



TBC was great. Despite all the hate for being a Ret Pally, I found a good raiding guild who knew I was above average. Being one of the maybe 5 Ret Paladins in raiding guilds on the server to wear T5 was an awesome feeling too. The Old Knights, if any of you happen to read this, I miss all of ya'll.
 
FROM CS

We use to play CS 1.6 in lab back in High school. My whole team was dead and all i had was a D.eagle. 7 to 1. shot 7 bullets and got 7 head shots.
 
On BF1943, I was driving a tank from the airbase on Iwo Jima and pointed the main barrel up towards Mt. Suribachi and randomly fired a shell. Kept cruising along towards the lighthouse flag when all of a sudden I got a kill indicator.

The funny thing is, the main cannon on the tanks do almost no damage to infantry unless you score a direct hit. They have almost no splash damage, so I must have nailed the guy square on the head from the direct opposite side of the map. Pretty awesome.
 
Halo CE

My greatest multiplayer moment wsa when I wiped out the whole opposing team with just the sniper. 8 consecutive headshots from across the map.
 
Sub_Level said:
Once I was playing this jungle map. Really thick jungle with mist and swampland covering the majority of the area. I was playing sniper. It was me and one other guy. After a long time of scoping the area, I finally found him through my scope. Through the lens, I could see him aiming right at me, and before I could press the fire button he shot first and killed me in the blink of an eye. It was amazing.
Haha, I've had a couple of moments like that in BF1943, where we've both fired at the same time and killed each other.
 
EmCeeGramr said:
Team Fortress 2

-Sudden Death on Well, team was about to win, comes out of the spawn next to middle cap. Train comes at the exact same time and takes out half of my team.

-Setting someone on fire and killing them by pointing at the exact right spot on the grate, long after Valve was supposed to have fixed that.

-Killing a bunch of the enemy team rushing into our spawn during humiliation with the Pyro's taunt kill.

-Spending the entirety of a GAF match on Hightower just standing at the beginning of the uphill section, just airblasting dozens of opponents off the cliff and even getting several dominations in the process. Eventually someone on their side went Pyro and airblasted me off, breaking the stalemate and nearly winning it for them.

-Reflected a flaming arrow and killed a Sniper by pure accident when I stumbled into a sniper duel.

-Reflected a Direct Hit crocket back into a soldier... which isn't as impressive until you realize that he was rocket-jumping, and I hit him as he fell down. Again, pure luck.

-Was caught between two full health Heavies at once in a small space. For a Pyro, that usually means instant death. I set both of them on fire and kept weaving back and forth in a figure 8 between them, hacking away with my Axetinguisher. By a goddamned miracle I killed both of them and somehow got barely hurt. Everyone on the server laughed at how two Heavies could fail against a dumb W + M1 Pyro.

Super Smash Bros. Brawl

-I should be angry about this, but it's so funny in retrospect. I and another dude tied in a four-way brawl, and it came down to sudden death. We fought back and forth, and I finally knocked him off the top of the screen. At that moment, the Bob-ombs that fall from the sky when you take too long in sudden death started to drop, and one hit me as I was still in the air from knocking the other guy off. It blew me off the screen horizontally, resulting in my instant loss while my opponent's KO animation was still playing.


Battlefield 1942

-Yeah this aircraft carrier is going to go onto the island now. No I don't care, it'll make a sick ass ramp. Or it's going to be rammed into their carrier.

-Driving a jeep into a B-52, flying the B-52 over the other base, lowering the bay doors and watching as a fucking Jeep falls onto a dude's head from a thousand feet in the air.


Some HL1 Mod

It had like... kung-fu moves. I can't remember, and no it wasn't The Specialist. Anyway, there was a subway level, and this other dude and I fought for what seemed like forever with dual Berettas, just jumping back and forth across the platforms and tracks. I somehow knocked him onto one of the tracks, and as he backflipped up and out the train came at the exact moment and killed him, as he hung upside-down in midair.
This was probably "The Opera" I think the downloads ended up getting pulled though.
 
I was playing socom with my buds and I found a weird glitch by accident seconds after the round started and my entire team was huddling around me watching my guy in the glitch and then the opposite team noticed the weird glitch as well and they started huddling around and I threw a grenade and killed every single person in the room.
 
I was playing Left 4 Dead on a public server and one of the other players was clearly a very small child. He was spazzing out on the mic and had no idea what he was doing. For whatever reason, rather than everybody ragequitting as happens constantly in Left 4 Dead for any reason at all, we immediately banded together and shepherded the little bastard through five grueling levels. There were times where you could tell by the character's jerky movements that he was just banging on the keyboard. Two of us didn't make it, but when that chopper took off that little spaz was in there damnit.
 
Kid was swearing in Call of Duty and then his dad beat him. It was nuts.

Anytime someone starts to give a very deep lecture on the economy of TF2 I get a good laugh. It always ends up with them giving their life story and how they originally bought the game for the gameplay and not the hats.
 
Haha! Captain ahab I love it. lol.

For me a good moment in TF2 was while I was trying my hand at spy (usually don't play it) with the dead ringer, and I was doing surprisingly well. It got to the stage where I was really on a roll, getting backstab after backstab and only appearing to die. My friend on the other team said to me "you wouldn't be the spy everyone on my team is complaining about would you?"

Apparently one of them said they were going to friend me so if they ever saw me on a server they could quit immediately. Never happened though.

Suffice to say I felt pretty damn smug for a while there. Too bad my super human spying abilities deserted me soon after. :(
 
Years ago in a game of CS (likely 1.5) - and I'm certain it was long ago because I had voice enabled at the time - there was one particular teammate who'd never shut up. At some point during his crappy tactics recommendations and general diatribe you could hear his brother asking for a turn on the game, to which this kid replied something to the effect of, "No way, I'm doing well". This went back and forth for a short while until it turned into a full scale fight, at which point their mother came in, spent a good minute or two yelling at them and said they're banned from the computer for a month. The two kids whined and complained until, presumably, said mother turned off the computer.

All this drama was transmitted over the microphone to the server.

To this day it's the funniest thing I've come across in MP.
 
BFBC2 Vietnam

fighting to the death with a chopper while manning the 50 cal in a jeep. He must have been a terrible gunner because it took him 2 passes just to kill me.

sniping the chopper driver and watching all the other people die when they didnt parachute out of the chopper.

watching a friend play and fight like 4 enemies for a chopper and getting in only to be blown up by a tank a second later.

Killzone 3

going michael meyers and doing nothing but brutal melee in a TDM and had the whole team shooting each other just to find me.
 
Super Smash Bros. Brawl:
Was playing a match online against some randoms. One guy had Toon Link, one had Falco, and I was Kirby with Falco's ability. Midway through the match, Toon Link scores the final smash and catches Falco (I manage to roll out of the way). So I'm standing behind Toon Link waiting for him to finish Falco and then I start randomly shooting at them (it takes forever!). Link delivers the final smash, Falco goes flying off, and I guess I got the last hit because I got the point. Toon Link and I just stand there for a bit in shock and then he proceeds to chase me down. I almost lost the match, I was laughing so damn hard.

Still have the replay-video saved on the game, I think I'll go watch it tonight!
 
Bad Company 2: I somehow managed to snipe a heli pilot from decent range while it was moving around. I have no idea if there were any passengers in it as I don't know if I would have gotten the kills for it but the sight of the chopper spinning out of control and crashing along with the thought of the other player's "WTF?" reaction left me grinning for the rest of the match.

Demon's Souls: I once spent pretty much a whole evening playing as a blue phantom helping other players through 1-3. With one of the players we got invaded by a black phantom who rushed up and cast firestorm, I tried to roll away and heal but because of a weird bug on the host's end I was locked on to an enemy corpse so the black phantom was able to quickly finish me off. When I returned to my world I dropped my blue eye stone again and was summoned by the same player. The black phantom, who had now camped up at the end of the level behind a few tough enemies, saw that I was summoned again and sent me a message saying "I'm still here if you want revenge". When I began to get near him again he tried to rush up and cast firestorm again but I kept my distance and destroyed him with homing soul arrow. After helping the host to beat the level I continued playing as a blue phantom and ended up killing the same black phantom twice more as he invaded other players. Unfortunately I couldn't think of a witty reply to his revenge message to rub salt in his wounds.
 
Team Fortress 2
I was playing Pyro and there was a Heavy/Medic combo that just used an Uber, I went to airblast them, by pure chance there was a Huntsman Sniper on the other side and as I was airblasting the Heavy I managed to reflect the arrow; the guy's hysterical remark made it all worth it.
 
CS back in Uni. There was this dude A, good player but sometimes assholish, and dude B, good player too that loved doing pranks irl. We were playing I think Dust 2 and there was also a player with a feminine name. She and dude A died during the game and A started hitting on her quite blatantly, in the clear without even using PMs and then, 5 seconds before the end of the match, you could read in the log "player with a feminine name changed his name to dude B". We were all in tears and that story followed dude A until he graduated ^^'
 
Halo CE:

Wizard.

Infinite grenades.

Lord of the Rings Online:

Accidentally stumbling across a bunch of people roleplaying as hobbits.
 
CS Source a few years ago I was in a league match which was 3v3. We were getting absolutely destroyed. The team we were playing had us beat from the first round. In one round both my teammates got killed early on and I was left by myself facing all three of them, pretty much fucked. They planted the bomb, I figured I'd rush the bomb just to see if I could get one of them, threw probably the best flashbang of my life, killed two of them with my M4 and just as I was getting killed by the last guy managed to switch to my Deagle just in time to get a headshot.... then went on to defuse the bomb.

We still lost epicly, and I've bettered even bigger odds in my timing playing, but it was all about the context of that match. Biggest rush in the world. I felt like a God.
 
Battlefield 1943 - Parachuted into an enemy base occupied by a tank. One of the two guys in the tank gets out and runs off just as I've satchel-charged the tank. As I pull out the detonator, the tank spots me and tries to turn his turret to shoot me, but I can run faster than the turret can turn. Figuring he needs some help, the tank driver honks his horn to alert his team-mate. As his team-mate turns, I detonate the tank and headshot the now alerted team-mate with my pistol. So satisfying. It was the comedy timing of his "HELP!" tank horn seconds before the explosion that made it for me.

Battlefield: BC2 - Sniping the pilot of a Blackhawk only to send it crashing, team-mates and all, through the concrete barracade I was hiding behind.

Gears of War - In cover on a circular planter, getting chased round and round by a Locust, lucky blindfire Shotgun headshot. Big grin.

CoD: MW2 - Capturing every point (not alone obviously) on Domination on Scrapyard within the first 30 secs of the match. Like a ninja!
 
playing gunbound and the match has just started. Team A is talking smack to Team B and finally on the turn of Team A's final member, he ends up shooting himself, a teammate or at worst bunging himself and the common statement after would be "finger slipped off the spacebar" or something like that. God I miss the game.
 
This just happened recently

Mario Kart Wii

Was playing online with my brother, girlfriend, and her little brother. We were at the final stretch of the Mario Circuit, and everyone saved good items at the final stretch I guess.

Everyone went crazy and was doing all they could to mess the others up at the last minute and finish for first as all four of us were neck to neck.

Can't remember what happened exactly as this point but I believe what happened was I threw three red shells at my girlfriend, she swiftly manuveured in front of her brother, my brother threw a bomb-omb at all three of us, we dodged it, my girl's brother had star power and ran over my girlfriend and went straight for the finish. I tried bumping my girl near the finish, but sadly missed, and my brother tried to wheelie forward but was a hair away from both of us riding to the finish.

It was such a cluster fuck. I was sweating bullets! :lol
 
TF2 arena
Im the only guy left against two on the other team blast one and rocket jump up to blast the other one! Epic win!!!
Black ops
Just the other day match started i ran up some stairs and literally jumped on a guys head and knifed him. I felt like mario bouncing off his head lol
 
Halo 3

Me and a buddy were playing split screen Big Team CTF on Rat's Nest. I think I was going for a perfection and was driving a warthog with some guy in the back. As I was driving along an edge, my buddy hit the whole warthog off with a grav hammer, ending my spree. We both got booted but it was pretty hilarious.

I also remember another time in Big Team on Rat's Nest where I randomly shot a warthog with the rockets and got a splatter medal. I then turned around and saw a warthog coming behind me and shot it and got a triple kill. I was in disbelief haha. Halo 3 is so good.
 
Cant remember the level name but it was in UT2004, an Onslaught level with the big spire thing in the middle that has a Redeemer ontop. Someone from the opposing side had the same idea as me and flew up their in the gunship and was dodging the crap out of my rockets, was low and took me to very low hp.

So I managed todo a rocket boost gun jump thing (using the force gun thing + rockets in combination), landed on the ship firing the redeemer at point blank in the guys face, killing us both.
 
Super Smash Bros. Melee

I win a one-on-one 15-stock game with a friend down to the last life with over 300% damage. The match took like 20 minutes and it was on my memory card so I was getting a shitload of coins from it.

...my friend turns off the Gamecube while it's saving and I choke the shit out of him.
 
Counter strike

first time i played fps on my friends computer. I walk backwards to hide some where because i was getting killed every second. I walked backwards and the other player just waiting for me inside the gap between something. He must have though wtf why is he moving towards me backwards? He did not kill me till i touched him and bam. I have never played that game yet.
 
Socom 1.

Playing with the Chaos clan. Clan match. 2 of us and 1 guy who wiped out our whole team. We've been looking for him throughout the match and time was running out. My mate suddenly gets on the comm:

"Hey, you know where I'm at?!"

"Yeah"

"I baited him, he's coming!"

"Roger that"

I waited for a few seconds. It was very tense. My teammate basically had no ammo left. He dies, I'm left with my sniper and handgun.

I had my sights on the side of a hill. The hill was to the left of my scope. He pops out and rounds the hill and not a couple of seconds later, the enemy appeared.

Bang. Dead. Felt good man.
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Armored Core

Bro and I are on our last slivers of life. No ammo either. We knew that we were on opposing sides of the building. Simultaneously, we jetted upwards and the instant we saw each other, we lunged for the energy blade attack. Needless to say, I won and felt like a badass Gundam pilot who just killed his rival. Good stuff.
 
Playing Quake 3 with 3 friends on college over LAN. I was in my room, my other dorm mates in another room.

I decided to enable cheats. Not to cheat in the game, but mostly so I could do something with the server... I forgot. Maybe it was gravity or something.

Anyway, I'm not particularly good at FPS's, and I didn't really notice I wasn't fragging anyone except this one guy. Suddenly, I see he types in the chatbox/console: -god and the other people in the room immediately yell "You idiot!"

Turns out they noticed I enabled cheats, so they all did God Mode except him. lol. They told him to put in "dash god" but they meant to say "slash god" (/god the correct god mode command) and as a result, I saw it in the chatbox on my screen.

Those were very fun times. :(

EmCeeGramr said:
Super Smash Bros. Brawl

-I should be angry about this, but it's so funny in retrospect. I and another dude tied in a four-way brawl, and it came down to sudden death. We fought back and forth, and I finally knocked him off the top of the screen. At that moment, the Bob-ombs that fall from the sky when you take too long in sudden death started to drop, and one hit me as I was still in the air from knocking the other guy off. It blew me off the screen horizontally, resulting in my instant loss while my opponent's KO animation was still playing.
One of the best source of disappointment, laughs, anger, and sadness all at once in Smash Bros.
 
Well into my PS2's life, I finally bought an Xbox and became a multiconsole owner. Had to see what the Halo craze was about, and Halo 2 was a very enjoyable experience for me. I was heavy into SOCOM I and SOCOM II so the move up to Xbox Live and Halo 2 was pretty cool, one of these new experiences for me was the open mic where you could hear everyone (both your team and your enemies) over the mic within proximity.


I see a couple of my teammates taking some dudes out, and one of them hurriedly hops into a Warthog to get away. As he's racing away, I hear one of my teammates say so genuinely, "Come back! We just want to talk!!"

I'll never forget that, absolutely killed me at the time. You may have just had to see it.


Resistance: Fall of Man

I was pretty damn good at this game, and while sniping on Bus Yard someone closed in on me with a Carbine (assault rifle). This is a run n' gun shooter ala Halo, so most of the time you're screwed in that type of situation. I threw one of those napalm grenades down and held it (if you've played R:FoM, it's the sticky one that you can hold down while the gas spreads and then release when you want the fire to ignite), I stuck it between us and backed him up away from me a bit, then scoped him from about 15ft away. This was with my clan, and everyone in that group was very good (P$, if any R:FoM gaffers will remember) so it was a pretty memorable experience for me.
 
Galactic Quail said:
Mario Kart Wii
That reminds me of whenever we're racing, I'm in first with slow accelerating Rosalina right before the finish line, and a friend or two is caught in the blast. At that point, it's a very maddening race of slowly accelerating past the line.
 
MAG

Awesome: This happened many many times. We are the last bunker in the line getting hit from all angles. We kill, we die, we defuse. Over and over again. The enemy would plant and we'd get the last second defuse. I remember one match where we kept this up for 20 minutes! All the while we are talking shit to them about not being able to take down our bunker. Saying stuff like, "This...IS...SPARTA!!!" Awesome and funny at the same time.

Funny: Our clan did the whole tour and when we came back to SVER, we wanted to play around. We were know as Inglorious Bastards [IB] but this time we called ourselves: [EMO] Crying Wolves. Not only did we have a funny name, we acted the part! Enemies would come to our bunker and we'd just go emo on them. We said stuff in emo like tones:

When bleeding out: "leave me here bleeding..."
When knifing people: "Don't worry, we like to cut ourselves too..."
When shooting people: "The world hates us, so we hate you too..."
and much more shit.

It was hilarious! Our enemies would talk mad shit about really playing against emo's. Of course, these "emo's" would totally annihilate them making them talk even more shit! hahahaha. Good times.
 
Awesome:

CS 1.6 - Killed the guy who threw up a smokescreen with the scout. My favorite kill.

Halo 2 - Me and my friends curbstomping another team while playing the tune of the cuppycake song.

Halo 2 - My friend sniping another friend while he was hijacking a banshee in mid-air. Twas an epic moment in a 4 vs 4 system link game.

Halo 2 - Had a good run where I excelled at sticking grenades at opponents. Lasted quite a while too.

Halo 2 - Too many moments to count on CTF in Blood Gulch/Coagulation during 4 vs 4 system link.

Team Fortress 2 - Holding the final point in cp_dustbowl in the beta. This was before everyone figured out good strategies and both sides were just throwing everything they got at each other. It was pure mayhem and I loved every moment of it.

Hilarious:

Halo 2 - hacking a map to where my team gets auto-aim in order to get back at a bragging friend in system link (and still lost)

Goldeneye - fucking around with proximity mines
 
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