Trying for the modified Megashark made me broke. I got the Unreal, but -14 speed. I wasn't satisfied. So I rolled the dice with my last plat. I ended with a sighted Megashark: +22 damage, +3 crit, +15 knockback.. Not what I wanted, but holy crap at +22 damage.
Um... negative speed is good. It makes it faster, plus speed would make it slower believe it or not. Yes, this game got speed variable backwards.
Anyway, came in here to rant that this damn boss wouldn't show up after I summoned him. Wasting 15 souls of night, 30 bones, 6 lens, 29 souls of light, 30 copper and iron and 20 adamantite. WHAT A WASTE. :\