The basketball scene in American History X, or "Bad scenes in good movies"

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It was on cable last night and I can't get over how corny this scene is. 5'8" Ed Norton throwing Magic Johnson passes and ending the game on a Teen Wolf-esque breakaway reverse monster dunk. What are some other bad scenes in otherwise good movies?
 
That corny ass fight between Carlo and Sonny in The Godfather. Maybe the best movie ever, but it's not without flaws. I swear I've seen more convincing fights in pro wrestling.

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Every poker scene ever, almost. It's always some insane statistical match-up. Full-house versus quads. Straight flush versus Royal flush. Christ. But I guess two-pair over aces aren't as exciting.

There were plenty of smaller hands. They played dozens of games. It ended as it did because the hands were so good that everyone went all-in. It's not far-fetched if you've got good straight potential on the table.
 
Every poker scene ever, almost. It's always some insane statistical match-up. Full-house versus quads. Straight flush versus Royal flush. Christ. But I guess two-pair over aces aren't as exciting.

I once won a hand with a royal flush over a straight flush. Greatest moment of my life. Haven't even sniffed a straight flush ever since.
 
There were plenty of smaller hands. They played dozens of games. It ended as it did because the hands were so good that everyone went all-in. It's not far-fetched if you've got good straight potential on the table.

The reason why that is a horrible poker scene is not so much the statistical improbability of that hand but how bad everyone played it.

Asian guy has the nut flush on the river - he slowplays his hand and then goes all in without considering that someone might have boated up and hit a full house. Why else would there be 3 other players in that hand if they didn't have at least two pair?

Black guy shoves a non-nut full house, the aces should scare him somewhat but it's really hard to check-fold 8's full.

Le Chiffre is only beaten by two hands - the straight flush and A8, not a bad play. He smartly checked on the turn because he had to figure his top two wasn't good on that board. His mistake however is not betting on the flop with top pair. That board is so wet and with three other players in the pot, you want to eliminate anyone with a flush or straight draw with a big bet on the flop.

James Bond's action on the turn makes sense since he had the immortal nuts but I have no idea how 5-7 suited stayed in a 3 way pot all the way to the river. That hand is an instafold preflop, should have been folded on the flop when facing a standard C-bet and he just lucked out on the turn with an 8.

Other awful poker scenes in TV/movies:

Justin Timberlake vs Pete Campbell in "In Time" - Can't find the clip on YouTube. A quick primer on the movie is that "time" in the movie is both a currency and a function of lifespan so everytime you buy something, you decrease your life span by X amount of time. In the movie, Justin Timberlake gets involved in a high stakes poker game and decides to put his entire life on the life. Campbell raises preflop with Queens, Timberlake calls with 8-4 off suit - because he's stupid. Flop comes 5 6 x. Campbell bets, Timberlake calls. Turn comes a queen giving Campbell top set and Campbell bets 80% of the pot, and Timberlake calls - leaving him not that much time behind, on a gutshot straight draw. River comes a 7. Campbell goes all in, Timberlake slow rolls him and pretends he has a tough decision and finally turns over 8-4 off suit like a donkey.

Luck. Short lived HBO series that was cancelled because Horses kept dying. Poker scene in this one is ridiculous. Guy gets dealt kings, raises preflop, gets called by a guy with AQ. Flop comes AQx. Guy with kings checks, other guy bets action goes back to our star and he calls. Turn comes a blank, our hero goes all in with kings on a board Ace high board. Then he acts shocked when the other guy turns calls and turns over AQ. River comes a king and our hero acts like he's a poker genius.

Errr...yeah, I take poker pretty seriously.
 
Every poker scene ever, almost. It's always some insane statistical match-up. Full-house versus quads. Straight flush versus Royal flush. Christ. But I guess two-pair over aces aren't as exciting.

Well, no. It's a movie.


Edmond Dantès;39389104 said:
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Uber Galadriel from The Fellowship of the Ring.

I hate this scene so very much.
 
The hilarious cat attack scene from Let the Right One In.

Every time I watch Blade Runner I get a little more uncomfortable during the kinda rape-y scene where Rachel wants to leave, but I'm pretty sure that's an intentional piece of character development for Deckard so I dunno if it counts.
 
Edmond Dantès;39389104 said:
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Uber Galadriel from The Fellowship of the Ring.
Oh my god, I had completely blocked this scene out of my mind. Easily the worst part of the movie.
 
Edmond Dantès;39389104 said:
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Uber Galadriel from The Fellowship of the Ring.
What is the actual reason for this? She's a benevolent character right? I never understood that scene at all. Was she looking at the ring or something? Creepy as fuck.
 
What is the actual reason for this? She's a benevolent character right? I never understood that scene at all. Creepy as fuck.

She was being tempted by the ring, and then resisted. I think it's a good scene on paper, but every year that goes by makes the special effects more and more hilarious.
 
She was being tempted by the ring, and then resisted. I think it's a good scene on paper, but every year that goes by makes the special effects more and more hilarious.
Yeah, it even felt a little ridiculous to me the first time I saw it. As time passes it's just going to stand out more and more. Reminds me a bit of that scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark.

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Every poker scene ever, almost. It's always some insane statistical match-up. Full-house versus quads. Straight flush versus Royal flush. Christ. But I guess two-pair over aces aren't as exciting.

The poker scene from the Sting is probably the best one I've seen. So so good.
 
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