The best game out right now is Ark Survival Evolved… Any real gamer is excited for Ark 2.!!!

SJRB

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At least, according to Vin Diesel:





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Wonder if he is sippin on a nice cool Zoa Energy Drink™ (big drink energy) with his good buddy Dwayne Johnson AKA the most electric man in the world AKA Black Adam (hashtag black adam)
 
I'll play ARK when I feel like getting a second job that doesn't pay.
You can adjust the settings to avoid that.

Ark is definitely cool. Something about taming and breeding a large army of dinos hits me in my feels. And you can ride them. The ocean is the most terrifying place in all of gaming. Still haven't explored it bcause it gives me the heebie jeebies.

Hopefully the gameplay is a lot less jank in the sequel and enemies don't cheese you to death with spam attacks. Would also be nice if it ran better but I'm not getting greedy here.
 
This honestly has a decent chance at being the biggest, most popular game of anything shown at the XBox showcase.

The fact that they didn't show any gameplay yesterday raises some red flags though.
 
I started it the other day and I couldn't play more than a couple of minutes because of the over saturated colours
 
Vin Diesel is such a boring person and he only plays himself (or the character he sees himself as ) in his movies. This game will feature the most dull character to ever ride a T-Rex/
 
Vin Diesel is such a boring person and he only plays himself (or the character he sees himself as ) in his movies. This game will feature the most dull character to ever ride a T-Rex/
Hes a jerk to work with and greedy af. Its just the money.

Could have choosen a better dude. Like the rest of his family or something
 
If vin diesel can say who real gamers are i can say who real movie fans are and it sure as shit isnt the bunch of people who pay to see him stink up the screen
 
Close if they pay me 10 dollars i might play it for 15 min..

As this fucking game feels like a job
 
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That's funny. I'm not even kidding, Ark is one of the worst gaming experiences I've had in years, tried to coop it with my son. It was utterly atrocious.
 
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