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[lightskintwin]

Get mysterious haters popping up in threads

That happens on Gaf?

 

[Slayven]

That happens on Gaf?

Not as much as it us to, but yeah

 

[lightskintwin]

I did, but it's different with me since I'm a lesbian. They know they ain't hitting shit and talking about they can't watch lesbian porn. So y'all need to see some dick to turned on?

I can't watch lesbian porn either. When I was younger, girl on girl turned me on. But now, I do need to see some dick used on her, because at that specific moment in time we're vicariously living through that dick getting slurped on and pounding away on the puss.

 

[Gordon Shumway]

 

[EloquentM]

Shit got real public real quick

 

[Trey]

who watches porn with a plotonic friend like its a netflix original

sounds like an extreme waste of time.

 

[lightskintwin]

LOL I knew writing that might not come across the way I intended.

sounds like an extreme waste of time.

As if you don't waste time doing other shit with women. LOL

 

[EloquentM]

sounds like an extreme waste of time.

Sounds like a gaf thread

 

[Crimson_Gold]

Twin is living Slay's dream. All you need is to fuck Hitomi Tanaka on a stack of spiderman comics and you've lived the life he always wanted


Minus the grey water

 

[Slayven]

Shit got real public real quick

BCT After Dark

 

[Dai101]

BCT After Dark

It's just 20:33, hell, sun still hasn't set down yet.

 

[Crimson_Gold]

It's just 20:33, hell, sun still hasn't set down yet.

Niggas are living through other niggas dicks now. More than the sun has gone down

 

[UnemployedVillain]

Twin is living Slay's dream. All you need is to fuck Hitomi Tanaka on a stack of spiderman comics and you've lived the life he always wanted


Minus the grey water

Ehh, that face tho. You guys do realize she's more than a pair of boobs, right? And that more is underwhelming af

 

[lightskintwin]

Twin is living Slay's dream. All you need is to fuck Hitomi Tanaka on a stack of spiderman comics and you've lived the life he always wanted


Minus the grey water

LOL Somebody's gotta live it.

Anyway Slayven can have 'em, because I'm much more into black chicks, and I'm not really into asians. Hell i ain't into white chicks either.

Niggas are living through other niggas dicks now. More than the sun has gone down

When you put it like that, a nigga do sound suspect. LOL

 

[Crimson_Gold]

Ehh, that face tho. You guys do realize she's more than a pair of boobs, right? And that more is underwhelming af

She isn't much of a looker and she must sit directly on her tailbone

LOL Somebody's gotta live it.

Anyway Slayven can have 'em, because I'm much more into black chicks, and I'm not really into asians. Hell i ain't into white chicks either.



When you put it like that, a nigga do sound suspect. LOL

I'm sure he'll take them. He'll feed them Gordon's chicken and have them drinking zima

 

[Young Magus]

Ehh, that face tho. You guys do realize she's more than a pair of boobs, right? And that more is underwhelming af

*YoungMagus daps this*

who watches porn with a plotonic friend like its a netflix original

...........cant say I have

 

[Gordon Shumway]

Niggas are living through other niggas dicks now. More than the sun has gone down

LMAO

 

[Slayven]

It's just 20:33, hell, sun still hasn't set down yet.

Communist time telling

She isn't much of a looker and she must sit directly on her tailbone



I'm sure he'll take them. He'll feed them Gordon's chicken and have them drinking zima

I don't want to kill them

 

[Crimson_Gold]

Communist time telling

I don't want to kill them

Zima is the sprite that was too strong for the masses

 

[Mizerman]

Niggas are living through other niggas dicks now. More than the sun has gone down

*Snickers*

 

[Gordon Shumway]

I'm sure he'll take them. He'll feed them Gordon's chicken and have them drinking zima

You sniffing fecal matter with your uncle Slay too? Don't listen to niggas that can't spell..

 

[lightskintwin]

I'm sure he'll take them. He'll feed them Gordon's chicken and have them drinking zima

Sweet and Sour or Teriyaki?

 

[Crimson_Gold]

You sniffing fecal matter with your uncle Slay too? Don't listen to niggas that can't spell..

I always figured he talked bad bout your chicken to keep you humble. He clearly likes it or he wouldn't speak about it so damn much

Sweet and Sour or Teriyaki?

Real talk, had tangerine chicken a few weeks ago and I now swear by it

 

[Secret Fawful]

Ehh, that face tho. You guys do realize she's more than a pair of boobs, right? And that more is underwhelming af

You're crazy.

 

[lightskintwin]

You're crazy.

Niggaz get choosey as hell on the internet. I'm surprised he didn't bring up her pointy elbows.

 

[Gordon Shumway]

You're crazy.

I just looked that..person (?) up. How does she fucking walk? Does she live in the sea just floating around? The fuck..

 

[Shy]

Ehh, that face tho. You guys do realize she's more than a pair of boobs, right? And that more is underwhelming af

LOL.

 

[jmood88]

You're crazy.

Niggaz get choosey as hell on the internet. I'm surprised he didn't bring up her pointy elbows.

Is this who y'all are talking about?

If so, I agree with that other guy and it has nothing to do with the typical "internet says beautiful woman is average" thing.

 

[Dai101]

Ehh, that face tho. You guys do realize she's more than a pair of boobs, right? And that more is underwhelming af

 

[Crimson_Gold]

I just looked that..person (?) up. How does she fucking walk? Does she live in the sea just floating around? The fuck..

Unfortunately I'm only familiarwith her ability to take creampies. I'm sure she has a scooter or something for transportation though

 

[Shy]

Is this who y'all are talking about?

If so, I agree with that other guy and it has nothing to do with the typical "internet says beautiful woman is average" thing.

Eh. I think she's pretty.

 

[Malyse]

why

Because of shit like this

Que chingados?

Malyse is gonna have an aneurysm.

Nah. Malyse knows Clickhole is satire.

 

[Crimson_Gold]

Don't let Hitomi be the one to bring us down. We are better than this

OK, ya'll gotta point. Shit, my homegirls look better than her.

To keep it real, my dumb ass thought ya'll were referring to a character from Dead or Alive. LOL

I'm so embarrassed.

Lol. It could be worse. You could've made a post offering to drink Magic Johnson's cum for a chance to eat her booty.

 

[lightskintwin]

Is this who y'all are talking about?

If so, I agree with that other guy and it has nothing to do with the typical "internet says beautiful woman is average" thing.

OK, ya'll gotta point. Shit, my homegirls look better than her.

To keep it real, my dumb ass thought ya'll were referring to a character from Dead or Alive. LOL

I'm so embarrassed.

 

[Gordon Shumway]

Unfortunately I'm only familiarwith her ability to take creampies.

 

[Dai101]

Don't let Hitomi be the one to bring us down. We are better than this

Welcome to the bucket.

 

[Sou Da]

The Black Culture thread: Just Buggin Out

 

[lightskintwin]

Lol. It could be worse. You could've made a post offering to drink Magic Johnson's cum for a chance to eat her booty.

Please tell me nobody in this thread uttered those words.

 

[Crimson_Gold]

Please tell me nobody in this thread uttered those words.

Not this thread, but those words have been used before. A fellow light skin was the one that brought such shame

 

[cdyhybrid]

Please tell me nobody in this thread uttered those words.

I have some bad news for you.

 

[Secret Fawful]

I just looked that..person (?) up. How does she fucking walk? Does she live in the sea just floating around? The fuck..

Why don't you tweet at her and ask her; I'm sure she'd have a great answer for you. lol

To keep it real, my dumb ass thought ya'll were referring to a character from Dead or Alive. LOL

I'm so embarrassed.

Wait....who talks about videogame girls in here?

None of ya'll gringos are any good. smh

 

[Young Magus]

Hitomi Tanaka now part of the BCT cycle now?

Dont know how much should I be disappointed right now

 

[Sou Da]

Please tell me nobody in this thread uttered those words.

 

[Gordon Shumway]

Why don't you tweet at her and ask her; I'm sure she'd have a great answer for you. lol

Naaaah, meng..I'm good.

Please tell me nobody in this thread uttered those words.

harSon!!!

 

[Slayven]

I am going to pray for y'all.

 

[Numb]

LOL.

Shy likes em atleast this big

Because of shit like this

Nah. Malyse knows Clickhole is satire.

Good lord
Hope there isn't a Sonic tier fanart stuff out there for these things

Please tell me nobody in this thread uttered those words.

Easy to guess who


its Harson

 

[lightskintwin]

Not this thread, but those words have been used before. A fellow light skin was the one that brought such shame

Was it before or after our Light skin Jedi Drake gave an to L to the Darkside after his beef with Meek?

 

[Gordon Shumway]

Shy likes em atleast this big

WHAT!?

 

[lightskintwin]

I don't understand why guys like huge tits, I prefer a small waist, big ass. Those tits on Hitomi look stupid in that picture.

 

[Crimson_Gold]

Was it before or after our Light skin Jedi Drake gave an to L to the Darkside after his beef with Meek?

It was before. It was the first of many falls from grace. He's been arguing with a horse lately, sadly the horse has gotten the better of most of those exchanges. Odd when you consider horses shouldn't be able to speak or type

WHAT!?

Concussion

Still not as good as the lady smashing melons with her thighs though