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The Black Culture Thread |OT16| - I'm blacker than you'll ever be

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Lightning_Roller

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So, 4th season of Death Battle is gonna be Nate Drake vs Lara Croft (Old, not reboot Lara). So, who do you ya'll think is gonna win? I got my money on Lara, with the shit she went through and how she gets out of hellish situations, she got it!
 
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zeemumu

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Lightning_Roller said:
So, 4th season of Death Battle is gonna be Nate Drake vs Lara Croft (Old, not reboot Lara). So, who do you ya'll think is gonna win? I got my money on Lara, with the shit she went through and how she gets out of hellish situations, she got it!
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Luck doesn't factor into a Death Battle unless it's Domino, so Lara Croft. She's just as skilled and has a more diverse potential arsenal. Nate's an adventurer but Lara's a survivor.

Oh, wait. Old Lara? Shit, man, Nate's fucked. She's the Batman of explorers
 
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Alligatorjandro

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Nudull said:
My dad has straight-up said "black lives don't matter" and "thank God for the police" on more than a few occasions.



My parents are very poor people. They have ranted about banks, bills and "the people controlling the world in Satan's name" for years.

Do the math.
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Did you slap him
 
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LionPride

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Nudull said:
My dad has straight-up said "black lives don't matter" and "thank God for the police" on more than a few occasions.



My parents are very poor people. They have ranted about banks, bills and "the people controlling the world in Satan's name" for years.

Do the math.
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Ohhh yep that'll do it.
 
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Kreed

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SENPAIatLARGE said:
One of the struggles of being woke is realizing your dad has been a hotep the whole time. This dude is straight up telling me not to date a black woman because they're too "headstrong" or "bossy". I love ny dad to death, but he says some sexist crap.
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Nudull said:
My folks have said some shit about dating Asians, black women and latinx. Plenty of anti-semitism leaked into those talks, too. Shit had me beyond embarrassed.
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black women
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...I'm "assuming" your mom's aren't black?
 
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Lightning_Roller

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Nudull said:
My dad has straight-up said "black lives don't matter" and "thank God for the police" on more than a few occasions.



My parents are very poor people. They have ranted about banks, bills and "the people controlling the world in Satan's name" for years.

Do the math.
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I would have slapped his ass so damn hard, he would have met every single black icon that passed away in that place right then and there.

Black lives don't matter...please.
 
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Slayven

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Alligatorjandro said:
Damn some of yalls parent ain't shit
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Not everybody had it like you did

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NipplesAndToes23

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Nudull said:
My dad has straight-up said "black lives don't matter" and "thank God for the police" on more than a few occasions.



My parents are very poor people. They have ranted about banks, bills and "the people controlling the world in Satan's name" for years.

Do the math.
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Nudull said:
Oh, my mom is indeed black. My family's the type that believes themselves...above "common negroes", thanks to their education, jobs and all.
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SENPAIatLARGE said:
Nope, my mom is a hard working black woman. My parents do love each other and have been together for 26 years, there just not the best fit for one another. They come from the era where people stuck together regardless.
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SENPAIatLARGE said:
One of the struggles of being woke is realizing your dad has been a hotep the whole time. This dude is straight up telling me not to date a black woman because they're too "headstrong" or "bossy". I love ny dad to death, but he says some sexist crap.
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I feel for y'all.
 
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LionPride

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Only thing I have to deal with is having a mom who doesn't exactly like Bi people. She wants them to choose. Even though it doesn't work that way.

She also didn't get BLM at first, but then her brain got the understood too at the end.
 
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Forearm Star

Member
Jesus..

My moms has always been on some "I hate everyone, now please move out of my way so I can feed my family" shit since forever. Always pushed the "love whoever loves you" movement also.

Bless that woman

Evening everyone! What fuckery did I miss today?
 
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Gordon Shumway

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My pops loved all black women..which was kind of the problem lol. Always find it funnier my half sister insist she isn't black, but prrrican. Mind you, her mama was darker and more nappy headed than my ass (thanks, rapist gramps) AND spoke on how she was black. Some folks are just..whatever..
 
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Gordon Shumway

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Mother was a racist fuck tho..and she didn't discriminate. The most upsetting thing she ever asked me was why I didn't marry black. This..woman..practically started a campaign to keep me from moving "to the hood" for my own good. Was smart enough to send my aunt to talk me out of it as well..she lived 4 blocks from the property I was buying lol..
 
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Forearm Star

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Gordon Shumway said:
Mother was a racist fuck tho..and she didn't discriminate. The most upsetting thing she ever asked me was why I didn't marry black. This..woman..practically started a campaign to keep me from moving "to the hood" for my own good. Was smart enough to send my aunt to talk me out of it as well..she lived 4 blocks from the property I was buying lol..
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Wait your wife isn't black?!
 
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Young Magus

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.........Im suddenly thankful for my family, faults and all.

Morning from the east bruhs

Slayven said:
Ever wish you was less woke, informed etc?

I see people that only watch the news to check the weather or see a big car wreck and they seem so much happier.
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Eh.......
Not really, being woke/informed helped me understand myself a bit more and I couldn't trade that in for a small amount of happy.

Plus it gives my misantropy some amount of reason ;)
 
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Gordon Shumway

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Young Magus said:
.........Im suddenly thankful for my family, faults and all.
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Exactly what I tell niggas bout their fams. Some can be a chore, but FUCK..they could be the shit I came up with. Pops was that dude "faults and all" as you say. Everyone else can get fucked. Even on my worst days, pops wasn't about disparaging the whole..just the asshole/s responsible. And we had our day..lol. Farm life (with him) was a hell of a thing..
 
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shagia

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Nudull said:
My dad has straight-up said "black lives don't matter" and "thank God for the police" on more than a few occasions.
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Alligatorjandro said:
Did you slap him
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If they haven't can I do it

my mom and dad stay on some sexism shit, I love em but there comes a point where I get tired of hearing iconic comments like "you can't argue with women because they don't think clearly" and "you can't tell men to be responsible for themselves"
 
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Sch1sm

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Gordon Shumway said:
Girl..this nigga too busy opening up wrappers and getting clowned on..he ain't listening to shit!
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Guy only speaks in wrapper crinkles.

Forearm Star said:
I've never spoken to her on here, but knew she was an active member from time to time. Thus my confusion



I thought she was mixed at the very least, god damn!
Sorry!


Edit: y'all ain't right
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Gordon Shumway said:
lol..Why you take us so serious, nigga? You know better. But nah, we've had the chat. That herb be clouding your shit, b..
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Forearm Star said:
Nah I really feel like she may have explained her whole life story to me and I'm might have just blacked out eating candy and completely forgot.
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This dude probably dropped his headphones, left to buy some Cadbury's, and missed it. Bet.
 
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Professor Beef

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My mom only wanted me to make sure I didn't bring any hoodrats home, no matter the color. I brought home a white girl (who was cray, but I didn't see the red flags until much later) and all mom said was "cool."
 
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Forearm Star

Member
Slayven said:
Shit i am trying to get me a Madelyne Pryor
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Nothing I've read makes any sense now.

I keep disappointing my waifu because I'm not very good at street fighter :(

Sch1sm said:
Guy only speaks in wrapper crinkles.

This dude probably dropped his headphones, left to buy some Cadbury's, and missed it. Bet.
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Fucking Canadians

I swear, you eat a candy bar a few times in between rounds and that's all you are to some folks.
 
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