The Boba Fett Critique

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This dude is one of the most overrated badasses I've ever seen. He had one of the lamest deaths in cinema and didn't really play that major of a role to be deemed as this OG character.
 
I actually poorly phrased that, since it sounds like I'm saying Boba Fett did awesome stuff.

What I meant was "It's just that his death was so embarrassing and he never did enough to compensate for it on-screen that Boba Fett became a joke."

Yeah that's much better.

He was popular in Empire Strikes Back (and was pretty bad ass).

Then they threw him in ROTJ for no reason and gave him a silly death. Even when he had a wide open shot on Luke's back, he missed by like 10 feet. Bizarre all around.

I still think he was pretty awesome overall. There isn't a lot of source material to go off, but his little dialog with Vader in ESB shows there's some history there, and he was apparently ruthlessly efficient.

So essentially he is one-scene wonder? Like CIA guy from The Dark Knight Rises? Because I remember him also not doing anything other than fly into Bespin.
 
Both Fetts went out like bitches. At least Jango went out trying to take on the best light saber swordsman in the Galaxy..

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How do we know that? For all we saw in the OT he could have been invited along by Vader who actually tracked down Solo himself through his vast spy network because Boba and Vader are helmet buddies.

He was just suddenly there, along with Vader, in that dinner room.

wrong again bruv

there is a scene with the Slave 1 popping out from behind an asteroid and following the Falcon to Bespin
 
How do we know that? For all we saw in the OT he could have been invited along by Vader who actually tracked down Solo himself through his vast spy network because Boba and Vader are helmet buddies.

He was just suddenly there, along with Vader, in that dinner room.
Huh? You literally see his ship chasing the Millennium Falcon.
 
Overrated is not a strong enough word to qualify this clown. The fact that this loser got a fan base after RotJ is beyond comprehension.
 
Overrated is not a strong enough word to qualify this clown. The fact that this loser got a fan base after RotJ is beyond comprehension.
It wouldn't be so bad if said fanbase went on to write some of the most ridiculous stories featuring him ever.

Did you know that Boba Fett killed more Jedi than anyone else in the galaxy, had lightsaber-resistant armor, trained Han Solo's daughter how to fight a Sith, and was Han Solo's nemesis and a loving father?

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It wouldn't be so bad if said fanbase went on to write some of the most ridiculous stories featuring him ever.

Did you know that Boba Fett killed more Jedi than anyone else in the galaxy, had lightsaber-resistant armor, trained Han Solo's daughter how to fight a Sith, and was Han Solo's nemesis and a loving father?

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What a man(dalorian).
 
Both Fetts went out like bitches. At least Jango went out trying to take on the best light saber swordsman in the Galaxy..

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It bugged the shit out of me that he loses one of his pistols in the movie... and doesn't have a back up?

Did you know that Boba Fett killed more Jedi than anyone else in the galaxy, had lightsaber-resistant armor, trained Han Solo's daughter how to fight a Sith, and was Han Solo's nemesis and a loving father?

Fett had some weird Dr. Doom/Valeria relationship? Wut.
 
all the bounty hunters were cool looking but guess who actually did the deed?

mother fucking Boba Fett. That's who.

Oh, some deed.

Tracking a bounty is the least Boba could have done. It's also something you could probably do.

So congratulations to Boba Fett for being competent at one aspect of his job, and shame be to the other bounty hunters for being incompetent.

It really and truly makes up for shooting a rope at a Jedi before getting killed by a blind guy with a stick.
 
Empire shows Fett's skills in deduction, tracking, and fighting. It is implied he killed rival ig-88, whose parts are being disposed of by ugnoughts.
 
You could argue Boba's death is a realistic portrayal of the chaos of the battlefield.

No matter how good you are you can die randomly.
 
Boba Fett haters buying into those Rebellion lies. The Fett was seconds away from disintegrating the terrorist scum Luke Skywalker when that cowardly dog Han Solo got him with a lucky cheap shot. Yes. A cheap shot. That's what we call it when a lowly rebel Bantha dung hits you in the back, instead of facing you like a man. If it weren't for that Skywalker would have been kicking it with Ben Kenobi, Solo would be getting digested in the Sarlacc Pit like he deserved and the Fett man would be rocking even more Wookie hair braids on his boss ass armor.
 
If you want to use only the most banal of analysis, yes.

There's nothing to analyze though. Like I said, most of his "boldness" comes from EU and they all sound like fanfic-tier shit.

I remember seeing one comment saying "Jedi are mary-sues! Fett actually had to work all his shit and got his gadgets and own Jedi!" Holy shit the irony.

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Holy shit Fetts are easily a more bland Batman!

You could argue Boba's death is a realistic portrayal of the chaos of the battlefield.

No matter how good you are you can die randomly.

AotC I can give that, but the RotJ fight felt more like clumsiness and shortsightedness.
 
Here's my Boba Fett critique:

He does fucking nothing in the movies besides look cool, and all the badassery in the EU was them making up for his cool design but lack of anything else

If you go by just the movies that man is almost useless. Following the Falcon in Ep 5 be damned
 

I do like that no story has ever elaborated on the time Boba Fett apparently disintegrated someone Vader wanted alive (at least, someone important enough for Vader to have heard about it). There's no version of that conversation that can be written that would be funnier than what you imagine.
 
I always chose to believe an armored, armed bounty hunter with a rocket pack could have escaped the gullet of the sarlacc.

About ig-88, I saw clone wars eps with similar model robots - were they ig88 assassin droids? So that's still canon. But Empire's Ugnought scene made me think it was the bounty hunter Droid who was also looking for Solo. Simple as that.
 
I always chose to believe an armored, armed bounty hunter with a rocket pack could have escaped the gullet of the sarlacc.

About ig-88, I saw clone wars eps with similar model robots - were they ig88 assassin droids? So that's still canon. But Empire's Ugnought scene made me think it was the bounty hunter Droid who was also looking for Solo. Simple as that.

I believe those were IG-86 in the Clone Wars. IG-88 was based on them, but developed its own personality.
 
Isn't Fett confirmed to be in Rogue One?

Edit: Oh, and the Disney canon already has him doing a lot more in the comics that take place during OT. I think one of them has him being the one who tracked down Luke's identity after he blew up the Death Star and informed Vader.

It's weird how many people don't get the joke here. Darth Vader is implying Boba Fett once brought in a pile of dust expecting to be paid.

Well there is the theory he's the one who killed Owen and Beru.
 
Aren't all storm troopers clones of jango or some nonsense? None of them can hit anything for shit. Fetts ain't bring anything to the table but some decent gear.
 
Aren't all storm troopers clones of jango or some nonsense? None of them can hit anything for shit. Fetts ain't bring anything to the table but some decent gear.
The Clone Troopers were Jango clones, but they were phased out for recruits as they grew older thanks to their accelerated aging. By the time of A New Hope, most or all of the Stormtroopers are recruits.

The Clone Troopers are actually pretty badass, and Jango was quite capable onscreen. So Boba can't really blame his genetics for his ineptitude.
 
I forgot to say how cowardly helmets/masks are for bounty hunters. If you're going to kill me then have the balls to let me stare you in the eyes as you do it.
 
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