The Boba Fett Critique

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Every Star Wars villain gets taken out like a chump on screen.

The first Death Star, Boba Fett, the Emperor, Maul, Jango Fett, Dooku, Grievous.

Exception being Vader.

They were all killed by the same thing: bad writing.
 
So Boba is cool because he did a competent thing off screen?

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Does a competent thing on screen actually.

He uses the Star Destroyer's space trash as camoflage. Allowing him to observe and track the Falcon unnoticed. It's a small but neat detail not often remembered.
 
You knew Boba was garbage before most people even knew who he was? Sounds pretty hipster-y.

No, I watched him when the movie debuted, and thought, "This is the character everyone is excited about? WTF?" Turns out the toy was cooler than the guy. Which is where I suspect his legend originated anyway.

And then Jedi came out and he got downgraded from being a Goon who lived in the trash like Oscar the Grouch, to a chump who gets bodied by Blind Solo and subsequently eaten by a space vagine.
 
Lame! IG-88 is the best bounty hunter / assassin for hire!

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IG-88 is the better bounty hunter.

I like IG-88 as well but I've always wondered what an assassin droid does with credits
 
I liked him in The Force Unleashed 2...when he said "I need <x> Storm Troopers and they won't be coming back," that was fun.
 
I like Boba because he's the absolute perfect example of Star Wars fans filling in the blanks with their own ideas and treating it as part of the continuity. Once you get into EU stuff he's cool but in the movies he ranges from completely unimportant to laughably ineffective.
 
No, I watched him when the movie debuted, and thought, "This is the character everyone is excited about? WTF?" Turns out the toy was cooler than the guy. Which is where I suspect his legend originated anyway.

And then Jedi came out and he got downgraded from being a Goon who lived in the trash like Oscar the Grouch, to a chump who gets bodied by Blind Solo and subsequently eaten by a space vagine.

I lold
 
IG-88 is my favourite bounty hunter because he's a dumb looking recycled prop who's actually this huge badass in the old EU
His head was originally part of the distillery in the Mos Eisley cantina after its previous life as a combustion assembly in a Rolls Royce Derwent jet engine.
 
I always got the impression that Fett's dead was a way of George Lucas to get a cheap laugh from the youngest audience. Basically, a revenge for what he did to Han Solo in the previous movie.

In a typical cringe-inducing Hollywood humor way. It was just missing Yakety sax playing in the background.


He was also stealing the thunder from Vader, so had to go.

I thought one of the reasons he died originally in RotJ was that Lucas hated how much of a fanbase he generated and that he himself thought he was a chump?
 
I do like that no story has ever elaborated on the time Boba Fett apparently disintegrated someone Vader wanted alive (at least, someone important enough for Vader to have heard about it). There's no version of that conversation that can be written that would be funnier than what you imagine.

It's weird how many people don't get the joke here. Darth Vader is implying Boba Fett once brought in a pile of dust expecting to be paid.

This is another Lucas quote that works so well letting your imagination run wild with Bobba, a bounty, and a flame thrower. I'm glad he never expanded on it or added in a specialized scene.
 

All I could think when I looked at that image was 'did they not have handrails on the Star Destroyers?'

Dudes below are probably thinking 'OMG lets hope we don't hit any asteroids because if Vader falls on top of us, you know we're going to be blamed'.
 
Going by that reasoning, how great of a smuggler is Solo? He can't avoid being followed by (not one, but two!) Bounty hunters, even crap ones like Greedo.

I always thought that he WASN'T a great smuggler, he just talked a lot of game

TFA expands on this somewhat, without going into detail
 
Going by that reasoning, how great of a smuggler is Solo? He can't avoid being followed by (not one, but two!) Bounty hunters, even crap ones like Greedo.

I've never credited Han Solo for being a great smuggler really, but at least we have seen him in action conducting business with Jabba, smuggling himself and a crew onboard the Death Star, sneak around as a stormtrooper and escape. You know, do some shit in the movie?

And he has actual personality to like, because he is a character. Boba is a figure that stands around. :P
 
All I could think when I looked at that image was 'did they not have handrails on the Star Destroyers?'

Dudes below are probably thinking 'OMG lets hope we don't hit any asteroids because if Vader falls on top of us, you know we're going to be blamed'.

lol
 
I always thought that he WASN'T a great smuggler, he just talked a lot of game

TFA expands on this somewhat, without going into detail
Yeah. Ep. 4 pretty much establishes him right away as in the act of trying to weasel his way out of a failed job and making excuses for it. I'd say he's better known for being a good pilot than a good smuggler.
 
Jango Fett was much more badass than Boba.

Every Star Wars villain gets taken out like a chump on screen.

The first Death Star, Boba Fett, the Emperor, Maul, Jango Fett, Dooku, Grievous.

Exception being Vader.

They were all killed by the same thing: bad writing.

Jango was beheaded by Mace Windu though, it was anti-climatic but way better than how Boba was killed.
 
The way he's put on screen, he appears clumsy and generally weak. But his legend tells us that he's one of the most feared and sure bounty hunters in the galaxy.

It's kinda hard to claim someone to a huge badass and then have him, in a very silly way, get ejected into the sarlaac pit. He can track Han, but he can't actually capture him solo (harharhar), going by what the film tells us.

He's cool, but I think the OT absolutely fail to show us how awesome he really is.
 
Yeah. Ep. 4 pretty much establishes him right away as in the act of trying to weasel his way out of a failed job and making excuses for it. I'd say he's better known for being a good pilot than a good smuggler.

ARE YOU STILL ON THIS SHIT, JABBA. EVERYONE GETS BOARDED, BRO
 
Jango Fett was much more badass than Boba.



Jango was beheaded by Mace Windu though, it was anti-climatic but way better than how Boba was killed.

Jango did get trampled like a spring roll by a Rhinoalien first.

Add horrible luck to the Fett family trait.
 
Every Star Wars villain gets taken out like a chump on screen.

The first Death Star, Boba Fett, the Emperor, Maul, Jango Fett, Dooku, Grievous.

Exception being Vader.

They were all killed by the same thing: bad writing.

Jesus fucking Christ! How old are you?
 
Grevious is a cooler character than Boba Fett. He actually had some story relevance along with a cool design and got the death that would make most villains proud.

Take off the nostalgia glasses.

The whole "Boba Fett sucks, he just looks cool and got taken out like a bitch in ROTJ" is some hipster ass bs.

Are you under the impression hipster bs means truth? Because that statement you made is true.
 
Grevious is a cooler character than Boba Fett. He actually had some story relevance along with a cool design and got the death that would make most villains proud.
I mean I like Grievous (He was better in both Clone Wars series than in RotS), but let's be honest, his death wasn't too impressive.
 
Every Star Wars villain gets taken out like a chump on screen.

The first Death Star, Boba Fett, the Emperor, Maul, Jango Fett, Dooku, Grievous.

Exception being Vader.

They were all killed by the same thing: bad writing.

Pretty much.

The villains in the main line Star Wars movies have always gone out in incredibly lame ways.
 
Fett's death is just another victim of Lucas starting to go off his film making rails in RotJ. His goofy death, the ewoks and several burp scenes were all precursor signs of Jar Jar that we should have seen coming.
 
I mean I like Grievous (He was better in both Clone Wars series than in RotS), but let's be honest, his death wasn't too impressive.

It's kinda messed up too, I always thought it was kinda fucked up that Obi Wan just gives up trying to properly subdue Grevious, so he just pulls a blaster on him and guns him down (even makes his eyeballs shoot fire!) and then makes a joke about it.

Obi Wan cold blooded yo.
 
So while Boba Fett only had a minimal appearance in the OT (with sigificant impact), it was the Christmas special that propelled him to fame (infamy?). There was an animated short about him (the only redeeming part of the special) that got everyine buzzing. I remember all my friends talking about him at school after it aired.
 
His entire inclusion in ROTJ is questionable, really. It's been pointed out plenty since 1983 that there's really no reason he should be there. It's not like he works for Jabba, he's a bounty hunter, once he delivered Han he should have been outta there on to find a new bounty to hunt. Instead he's just sort of hanging around Jabba's palace for some reason.

It's obvious he's only there because fans thought he was super cool in ESB, but then they ruin it with a goofy death. Some things are better left as a taste.

he drops han off and sticks around awhile to check out the scenery. doesn't seem unreasonable.
 
I always loved Mandalorians in KOTOR so insofar as he helped that happen he's alright.

His Wookiepedia page is hilarious though. Dude must've been in every single EU book? Seems he's involved in literally everything after Endor in The EU. Boy definitely had his fanboys.

Does a competent thing on screen actually.

He uses the Star Destroyer's space trash as camoflage. Allowing him to observe and track the Falcon unnoticed. It's a small but neat detail not often remembered.

Ohh shit I forgot about that. And Han thinks he's so clever for hiding in the trash, too.
 
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