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The Booty-Eating Renaissance

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seat

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Xcellere said:
Let me set the mood for those who just don't know.

When I see my wife's bare naked ass pointed into the air, I experience the same sensation Stevie Wonder will feel when he gets to the gates of heaven, and not just sees for the first time, but sees paradise.

Her perfectly rotund cheeks, plump pussy lips, proportional thighs, and ample breasts filling out the view, is enough to send me into cardiac arrest. If that's the last thing I see before I die, I will die happy and utterly content.

When I'm put face-to-ass with that view, you can be damn sure I'm going to send my tongue plunging deep into dat ass. And keep in mind she does a thorough cleaning of the necessary areas with anti-bacterial soap, so the germaphobe that resides within me is deeply satisfied.

For those of you repulsed by this idea, I say unto you... give love a chance, love of the ass and the splendid cracks that await your tongue. You will be forever thankful that you did.
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That was beautiful. If what you wrote doesnt change hearts and minds in this thread, I don't know what will.
 
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ghostofsparta

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akira28 said:
I understand the logic, but I don't see how it lines up with, like, actual reality.

pornstar clean? average girls taste worse?
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In porn the girls have super clean bleached ass holes, I could probably eat off them without feeling gross. In real life, at least the girls I've been with, have at least some hair, and in some cases traces of toilet paper stuck in those hairs. Which I figure is normal. Humans have hair on their ass, they wipe their ass, tp gets stuck, and some traces of poop are left.

As far as eating vag goes, I just don't get how anyone could want to do it. It's a naturally dirty place.
 
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Master Thespian

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ghostofsparta said:
In porn the girls have super clean bleached ass holes, I could probably eat off them without feeling gross. In real life, at least the girls I've been with, have at least some hair, and in some cases traces of toilet paper stuck in those hairs. Which I figure is normal. Humans have hair on their ass, they wipe their ass, tp gets stuck, and some traces of poop are left.

As far as eating vag goes, I just don't get how anyone could want to do it. It's a naturally dirty place.
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You need to re-examine why you keep ending up with women with horrible hygiene habits. What you're describing isn't normal in the slightest.
 
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Moz La Punk

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I do it and the gf likes to receive it. I love it actually. If a woman is clean enough it just tastes like her underwear smells. With a faint hint of pussy, especially if ive eaten her pussy out first. Sonetimes i stick a finger up her ass while banging her pussy, gets her off faster.

Dont be so prude.
 
terrisus

terrisus

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ghostofsparta said:
in some cases traces of toilet paper stuck in those hairs. Which I figure is normal. Humans have hair on their ass, they wipe their ass, tp gets stuck, and some traces of poop are left.
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Hycran

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ghostofsparta said:
As far as eating vag goes, I just don't get how anyone could want to do it. It's a naturally dirty place.
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Your mouth fits all the same criteria for uncleanliness as a vagina does. Warm, moist, full of nutrients, no sunlight exposure, deep un cleanable recesses etc. Maybe you should ask why anyone would want you to munch on their minge?
 
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I've encountered six different distinct flavors of vajinga.
 
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Ahasverus

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That region shouldn't taste any different from another on a clean person (not just after going to the bathroom OF COURSE). If feels great too. Go for it.
 
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richardhawk

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Dicer said:
Sweet
Savory
Salty
Schmeggy (yeah, ew)
Spunky
Sawdusty (dry)
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I kinda agree with this list. Personal preference of mine leads towards savory. You know when you do the damn thing and just pass out. You wake up the next morning and you can still smell the chick on your fingers. It's like a little forget-me-not left on you.
 
ajim

ajim

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Love doing it. Been doing it for years and love being in the receiving end too.

Nothing better.
 
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Pathos

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I guess the only way you can do it is if it's been "prepared", beforehand. Otherwise, I'd consider it a forsaken place where you should not dwell
 
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Dicer

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richardhawk said:
I kinda agree with this list. Personal preference of mine leads towards savory. You know when you do the damn thing and just pass out. You wake up the next morning and you can still smell the chick on your fingers. It's like a little forget-me-not left on you.
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Sweet for me, when it almost feels like your eating fruit...dem juices.
 
Arkos

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ajim said:
Love doing it. Been doing it for years and love being in the receiving end too.

Nothing better.
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...real talk I've received but never given, and it didn't really do anything for me. I love booty and I'd give if it was good and clean and she wanted it I guess, but receiving doesn't really do it for me.

Edit: I know a guy who would swear by a finger on the b-hole at the end of a blow job :p
 
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Xcellere

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seat said:
That was beautiful. If what you wrote doesnt change hearts and minds in this thread, I don't know what will.
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Thank you, I'm here to spread the love.

ghostofsparta said:
At least the girls I've been with, have at least some hair, and in some cases traces of toilet paper stuck in those hairs. Which I figure is normal. Humans have hair on their ass, they wipe their ass, tp gets stuck, and some traces of poop are left.
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You sir, need to reexamine your life, and the foul beasts you seem to have bedded. My god, where are you meeting people like this?
 
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nilbog21

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ghostofsparta said:
In porn the girls have super clean bleached ass holes, I could probably eat off them without feeling gross. In real life, at least the girls I've been with, have at least some hair, and in some cases traces of toilet paper stuck in those hairs. Which I figure is normal. Humans have hair on their ass, they wipe their ass, tp gets stuck, and some traces of poop are left.

As far as eating vag goes, I just don't get how anyone could want to do it. It's a naturally dirty place.
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holy shit I am dying
 
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mullet2000

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Not nearly enough ass-eating horror stories in this thread.

I'm a member of the renaissance myself, but come on you guys, I know some of ya'll got some stories to tell.

Edit: Other than the toilet paper thing above, of course
 
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royalan

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ghostofsparta said:
In porn the girls have super clean bleached ass holes, I could probably eat off them without feeling gross. In real life, at least the girls I've been with, have at least some hair, and in some cases traces of toilet paper stuck in those hairs. Which I figure is normal. Humans have hair on their ass, they wipe their ass, tp gets stuck, and some traces of poop are left.

As far as eating vag goes, I just don't get how anyone could want to do it. It's a naturally dirty place.
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THE HELL IT IS
 
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batbeg

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Never liked anal but like eating booty :D Honestly I prefer it to eating vag. It does depend on the girl, her hygiene habits, etc. though.
 
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CadetMahoney

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You can get dental dams for the ass:
http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias=aps&field-keywords=dental+dams

For those of us who received really basic, hetero-centric sex ed in our school days, dental dams were so far on the periphery that we didn’t even learn what they were, let alone how important they are for safe sex. Like a condom, dental dams put a barrier between partners, preventing the exchange of bodily fluids and, potentially, sexually transmitted infections. That’s important, because STIs can spread via oral/genital or oral/anal contact just as readily as via standard sexual intercourse.
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ghostofsparta said:
Unless it's pornstar clean, then hell no.
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pretty much. Enema, lots of cleaning and months of anal bleaching beforehand for dat fresh skin look before I consider it.
 
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