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[Sibersk Esto]

45 mins of booty eating / oral.

Eat it all and your girl will follow you to the ends of the earth.

BELIEVE

That's true love man

 

[Sketchbag]

It's cool not to be into it, but "tastes horrible and smells worse"? He's just objectively wrong.

Smells aren't objective. I like the smell of propane. A lot of people do not. Is it objectively wrong to say propane smells worse than flowers? No. There's a scale of smells society has deemed better but it doesn't make them better. It's subjective until the end. Large amounts of people just have the same idea of what they prefer.

 

[hateradio]

This thread is too real.

 

[strobogo]

Vaginas don't taste and smell terrible unless your girl just got done running, has poor hygiene, or is having an issue. If you keep having girls with bad smelling areas, either you keep dating unhygienic or sick girls.

 

[Charcoal]

Vaginas don't taste and smell terrible unless your girl just got done running, has poor hygiene, or is having an issue. If you keep having girls with bad smelling areas, either you keep dating unhygienic or sick girls.

What if she had been cycling? Is it still an issue then?

 

[strobogo]

What if she had been cycling? Is it still an issue then?

No

 

[Rookje]

Vagina tastes like milk and pennies. Not horrible but not very pleasant either.

I don't understand how you can eat ass. Is this like, after a shower? Like do gay dudes just hook up randomly, strip each other off and go straight for the ass? Like, after coming from a club or something? How can that taste good?

 

[Dicer]

Vagina tastes like milk and pennies. Not horrible but not very pleasant either.

I don't understand how you can eat ass. Is this like, after a shower? Like do gay dudes just hook up randomly, strip each other off and go straight for the ass? Like, after coming from a club or something? How can that taste good?

Get with a clean girl, you've been eating nasty snatch...

 

[Liu Kang Baking A Pie]

How can that taste good?

How do you know it doesn't?

 

[Bsigg12]

Vagina tastes like milk and pennies. Not horrible but not very pleasant either.

I don't understand how you can eat ass. Is this like, after a shower? Like do gay dudes just hook up randomly, strip each other off and go straight for the ass? Like, after coming from a club or something? How can that taste good?

That's some dirty snatch.

 

[Darknight]

I hope that the people who do this have their partner wash their ass before hand. lol

 

[hiroshawn]

How do you know it doesn't?

How could it possibly? When I come in from playing soccer of leaving the gym I don't sit on my couch I head straight to the shower. If I fart to hard I go to the bathroom and ghost wipe just in case 4/10 my ass is a bit dirty. If you're picking someone up randomly and eating their you have problems.

 

[hiroshawn]

I hope that the people who do this have their partner wash their ass before hand. lol

Apparently not.

 

[Pai Pai Master]

Vagina tastes like milk and pennies. Not horrible but not very pleasant either.

I don't understand how you can eat ass. Is this like, after a shower? Like do gay dudes just hook up randomly, strip each other off and go straight for the ass? Like, after coming from a club or something? How can that taste good?

Gay people eat very natural foods. Last dude I fucked only ate kale so his bum tasted like grass

 

[blame space]

is there a gay diet i can try

 

[mdubs]

The risks are too high, Ecoli, poop, passing out from hitting a methane pocket.

 

[Ingueferroque]

Vagina tastes like milk and pennies. Not horrible but not very pleasant either.

I don't understand how you can eat ass. Is this like, after a shower? Like do gay dudes just hook up randomly, strip each other off and go straight for the ass? Like, after coming from a club or something? How can that taste good?

Wow.

Also, I do hope you're keeping it clean down there.. it sounds like you and your partner's have bad hygiene.

 

[Liu Kang Baking A Pie]

How could it possibly? When I come in from playing soccer of leaving the gym I don't sit on my couch I head straight to the shower. If I fart to hard I go to the bathroom and ghost wipe just in case 4/10 my ass is a bit dirty. If you're picking someone up randomly and eating their you have problems.

Plenty of things smell bad but taste fine or like nothing.

 

[Sketchbag]

Plenty of things smell bad but taste fine or like nothing.

Your argument is weird. Is there any food you dislike and find bad tasting but every one else likes and calls good? Do you have to say, "This food is great tasting but I dislike it"?

Seems kind of odd.

 

[Liu Kang Baking A Pie]

Your argument is weird. Is there any food you dislike and find bad tasting but every one else likes and calls good? Do you have to say, "This food is great tasting but I dislike it"?

Seems kind of odd.

You're coming at it from the opposite side. (Aw yeah.)

I'm the one saying "this is amazing" when someone else at the table is being like "y'all eat this? Gross!"

 

[akira28]

Yeah, but after he pleases himself he's going to make sure he's super clean.

oh. almost missed this zinger sketchybaby. nice one. hurrdur.

doesn't show up in search for some reason...

 

[Sketchbag]

You're coming at it from the opposite side. (Aw yeah.)

I'm the one saying "this is amazing" when someone else at the table is being like "y'all eat this? Gross!"

And I'm asking why they cannot say it's gross? Hence why I asked if you find any food you find gross tasting but others find good. Do you say this food tastes great but I dislike the taste?

oh. almost missed this zinger sketchybaby. nice one. hurrdur.

doesn't show up in search for some reason...

I'll get my tinfoil hat?

 

[BUNTING1243]

This has all gone too far.

 

[Liu Kang Baking A Pie]

And I'm asking why they cannot say it's gross? Hence why I asked if you find any food you find gross tasting but others find good. Do you say this food tastes great but I dislike the taste?

I'm just continuing the ongoing discussion in this thread where someone says pussy tastes and smells bad, and every correct person counters with "you've been with some unhygienic ladies." I feel the same way about assholes.

 

[Sketchbag]

I'm just continuing the ongoing discussion in this thread where someone says pussy tastes and smells bad, and every correct person counters with "you've been with some unhygienic ladies."

Are they not allowed to say pussy tastes bad?

 

[akira28]

I'll get my tinfoil hat?

tinfoil skull, more like. but no, really. The issues with GAF search functions are well known. It's not all about you sketchbag.

 

[Liu Kang Baking A Pie]

Are they not allowed to say pussy tastes bad?

Opinions are like assholes, I guess.

 

[Sketchbag]

tinfoil skull, more like. but no, really. The issues with GAF search functions are well known. It's not all about you sketchbag.

It should be all about me.

Jus' sayin'.

Opinions are like assholes, I guess.

Then why even argue his opinion? He doesn't like the taste. He finds it gross. There's nothing wrong with that. He isn't going around to women saying, "Your vagina tastes gross." Finding out why he doesn't like the taste is fine though.

 

[akira28]

no one else wants to live in that world..

 

[Exr]

This thread exposing peeps who have been frenching bad tang I c

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Opinions are like assholes, I guess.

 

[heliosRAzi]

 

[Winterfang]

Dada dada dadada da Circus
Dada dada dadada da Afro
Circus, Afro. Circus Afro
Polka dot, Polka dot

Spoiler

OP licks Assholes.

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

Since my ass has gotten bigger thanks to squatting, my butthole hasn't. What gives?

 

[heliosRAzi]

Since my ass has gotten bigger thanks to squatting, my butthole hasn't. What gives?

You gotta do squats onto dildos to make your butthole bigger

 

[wenis]

Since my ass has gotten bigger thanks to squatting, my butthole hasn't. What gives?

You've got other exercises to do my friend.

 

[Pathos]

You gotta do squats onto dildos to make your butthole bigger

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

Both of you are creative. I've stuck my finger up my butthole while in the shower, but I only get about the tip and pull out. Its like looking at the sun. It's too risky.

 

[akira28]

The dark places GAF goes After dark.

 

[strobogo]

The dark places GAF goes After dark.

It's called Midnight Wrasslegaf.

 

[tcrunch]

People itt need to take a medmicro class, then come back and repost their opinions.

Use protection you dirty asses. Washing is not enough.

 

[royalan]

Both of you are creative. I've stuck my finger up my butthole while in the shower, but I only get about the tip and pull out. Its like looking at the sun. It's too risky.

Gotta start small.

 

[Ricky Ricardo]

This is sick and nasty on many levels. Hell no. As soon as a chick mentions booty eating I'm out. She could be the finest woman in the world, but I've got my limits.

 

[Zeyphersan]

So the weekend is over - did this thread change anyone's minds about going down south, the other direction?

Actually, kind of, yeah. Was totally against the idea before, but now if I see that freshly showered ass just standing there I may have to go for it

 

[Bubbavelli]

Thread synergy. I love it!

 

[Kevtones]

Yeah and she loved it.


Also anal beads are fantastic.

 

[Kyne]

serious question what kind of donut is this and where can I get one?

 

[Dicer]

serious question what kind of donut is this and where can I get one?

Dunkin Donuts "Old Fashioned"

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Actually, kind of, yeah. Was totally against the idea before, but now if I see that freshly showered ass just standing there I may have to go for it

Good, go reach up and grab that leather donut.

 

[Thug Waffle]

i'll have a nibble of that tight little kitty cat butthole

just don't toot when i'm back there