Even moreso than you can imagine!Matlock said:
I've got a secret: they're not virgins! I suck at secrets.LakeEarth said:
No, brother.catfish said:
Well, you have my peepee, on your car! OOOHH! I peed on your car!AlphaSnake said:
That's not a question! What the hell do you think you're doing? Can't you read? QUESTION THREAD! Take your riff-raff somewhere else!Teh Hamburglar said:
I assume you're referring to BuddyC, and I wouldn't necessarily call it dating. Although he does have aspirations at living your life, eating your food, and using your bed. He's not so keen on wearing your clothes though. They may not fit, he'd look silly.Eminem said:
Have you bought Mr. Driller Drill Land yet? Then you're his favorite.FortNinety said:
Yes.Teh Hamburglar said:
PM me your address, and I'll discuss it with him. There's gotta be some place to order pie online. Maybe not a single slice though. Unless of course, you're referring to the metaphorical "pie of love", which yes, he can give. For he loves all, and they love him back, and the love they share between them is so real it becomes a tangible, third person.Boogie9IGN said:
Possibly because you have lowered your inhibitions, therefore you're less apprehensive to add something to it, and more accepting with what you get. You may also be more relaxed with the lowered inhibitions, less stress, therefore, better writing.BobbyRobby said:
No, it's physically impossible.yoshifumi said:
efralope said:
The sunglasses were a one time affair, matched up with the beaver suit and wife beater. The hair actually has looked decent pretty lately, only when it's wettish though or under a hat for a while, otherwise it's crap. He has some criteria to get it cut that he won't tell anyone. However, I do know the last criteria was he wouldn't get it cut as long as people complained. The goatee, I dunno. Something's got to make him feel like a man I guess, and the penis ain't doin' it.Dan said:
QUESTIONS DAMMIT! QUESTIONS! I don't care if it relates! Although it does, surprisingly well, I don't care!Teh Hamburglar said:
Litigation Manuel said:
efralope said:
Yeah. Oh, that was entertaining. I come home from school, "Well, Chris might get expelled" I inquisitively ask "why?", my mom responds, "he had some pornography with Paris Hilton on the school network". That was hilarious. Now though, no idea. I would guess his computer.Teh Hamburglar said:
Oh yeah, he does. But let me ask, who doesn't? It's great! It's the sweetest sin! Well, maybe not a sin, but something like that. I've done it with cookies before. In fact, I'd put a lot of work into my poo experience, cookie, music playing, comics from newspaper. The whole deal. You think the Shins are good? How about pooping, reading the funnies, eating a cookie, AND listening to the Shins. You do the math. The joy level goes up so many folds I can't even describe it anymore.Willco said:
He does remember that "shit".FortNinety said:
You better get a couple more equal signs in your tag cause you're being a dick! Questions only! Why must I iterate!? I demand purity in my thread! True though, the sullenness has remained. Some think it's because an alligator ate his soul in return for all the swass in the world. Of course, it was a metaphorical alligator, much like the pie.Teh Hamburglar said:
Meh, I'll let this one go. Can't overkill a joke in the same hour I made it.Scrow said:hey, that's the best avatar I've ever seen. Well... second best next to mine
<-----
edit: oh noes... my webspace is down
edit2: yay for multiple webspaces.
Though not a question, I will answer. You couldn't hit it 5 times, not from a lack of your own ability, but he'd get tired really fast. He has a low stamina, that is, if you can call holding it in for 5 seconds "stamina."Suerte said:
I know he does like the *makes drinking hand motion* and at one point tried once or twice the *makes hand motion showing marijuana smoking*, but I am not sure about that picture. He could've been, but I doubt it. If all he did was take macabre pictures of himself while itoxicated, well, that'd be pretty stupid. Now when he's drunk he's rather entertaining, so I'm wagering that he was sober then.Diablos said:
^
Were you drunk or high/experimenting with drugs? Be honest.
Litigation Manuel said:Though not a question, I will answer. You couldn't hit it 5 times, not from a lack of your own ability, but he'd get tired really fast. He has a low stamina, that is, if you can call holding it in for 5 seconds "stamina."
When he was younger, he had a lot of orthodontic gear, and he would drool a lot. Well, the kids noticed it, would call him "slobberbox" other very creative names (seriously, whoever dubbed him that was a creative kid, got a future in fiction for him). Yet, he continued drooling even after orhtodontics, to this day. And I remember as a child he would drool all over the carpet, and my mom would have to clean it up all the time and would say "sigh, why does he have to drool on the carpet!?"Matlock said:
Litigation Manuel said:
Litigation Manuel said:Though not a question, I will answer. You couldn't hit it 5 times, not from a lack of your own ability, but he'd get tired really fast. He has a low stamina, that is, if you can call holding it in for 5 seconds "stamina."
Litigation Manuel said:
Here you go: he once peed in the cats' litter box. He was younger of course, but he wanted to know what it was like, we would be getting rid of it, so he though, "why not?"Eminem said:
We used to fight when we were younger, he'd hit me and I'd running screaming to my mom telling her he hit me much more than he did, then he'd get in trouble. But now, we surprisingly get along, as if friends.... with privileges! What does that mean!? I'm not sure!AlphaSnake said:
You know it! Um, some other witty repartee? I'm out of my prime today.Jak140 said: