Yo that’s my best and only move! What am I supposed to do in the technique area? Wiggle it in gently asking if I’m hurting her each millimeterlike a beta?, or engage a third party to help, just park it inside of her and have the third party shake the bed ala Mormon?
Try a different rhythm. I heard Gigi D’Agostinos L’amour toujours is quite famous these days.
Guys, relax. I wasn't being serious. I thought that would have been very obvious.
Come on fellas. Do you really a man would walk up to a woman, say nothing and then just rip off their shirt with one arm?
Do you really think the best way to get long term partner is getting with a woman who'd be buried in a Y shaped coffin?
I was taking the piss. I've been married for 15 years and ate my wife's ass out on the first date. It's all good.
Oof.
I don't get anything about whatever happend here, I take it she friend zoned him..?
What even is this
dude does not deserve that moustacheI don't get anything about whatever happend here, I take it she friend zoned him..?
Thing is
She looks like an up and coming lesbian and he looks like he just stepped out of Victorian London with shit glasses and minus testosterone
What even is this
That's so sad but it's not new. Nice, kinda dumb guy get's used by pretty, kinda dumb girl.
The decline of men.
I wish. We would've gotten boobs to look at, at least. This thread is fucking worthless.
As the most humble person I know and I know some, I can safely say humility is vastly overrated.That's so sad but it's not new. Nice, kinda dumb guy get's used by pretty, kinda dumb girl.
And vice versa by the way.
The difference to nowadays is, that everyone in this world believes they deserve better. Pimply Milhouse thinks he has a right to a boyfriend-free 10 and fat ugly Gertrud believes she should be chased by giga chads.
It just doesn't work that way. What this world needs is some humbleness.
Ok, let's make it easier.
The Lizzo Syndrome
Just accept that she's looking for a man in finance, with a trust fund, & is 6ft 5 with blue eyes.
That was a joke humble people don't say they're humble.Ok, let's make it easier.
Edit: And I don't mean that in a mean way. It's just underlining my theory that everyone thinks that the or she deserves better, even though they're ugly or an asshole.
Well in that case: chapeau!
fr fr on God no chapeau
Just accept that she's looking for a man in finance, with a trust fund, & is 6ft 5 with blue eyes.
I empathize with the woman in this example. I've had women treat me more or less in the same way, but there was no chemistry on my end. Just wasn't attracted to them, and you can't buy attraction.
Cap.
Some people are good, some people are bad, thanks to modern technology the bad people have been having way too influence on the good and gaslighting them into being not good.
Because really good women dont spend most of their time on social media and dating apps. Not saying there arent any on dating apps but in general those apps are cancer for our society. I mean when I see a profile "Ideal first date: cozy cocktail night and dinner", I barf. Sorry but I aint your daddy, not gonna spend $200+ just to chat to somebody I dont even know yet and maybe we wont even hit it off. Lets meet at a coffee shop, easy chat. Otherwise go look for free meals elsewhere.
They were either fat, ugly, or both. Unfortunately, I'm not desperate enough to want to bed them. The dick wants what it wants, what can I say?
It was taken out of context
https://www.chron.com/life/dating-r...media-twisted-friend-s-date-into-10934189.php
You’re such a simp.
